"until i can rent a reAL FUCKING CAR"
What a fucking goddamn absolute pussy. Everyone knows real studs get MAWNSTER trucks that run on dinosaur blood and shit hippie tears instead of some globohomo electric fagmobile stuck on automatic. I knew Russell was half a fag but I never thought it was this bad.
*slurps slurps* yesh baby I'm coming right over hold on my toyota twigleaf is almost at 7%, we gotta crank it out by the shell gas station. plug & play baby, across town, drag & drop. also my phone's about to die but we can charge both at duh shame time! do you take venmo? i've got pre-scratched lottery tickets i've got asdfasdgasgw43t5
Faggot. You absolute quintessential faggot. You can't even get lot lizard pussy like a proper scrub. Every. Single. Fucking. Week. Of your existence Russell, some new bullshit drops and I think, there's no goddamn fucking way you can out-fag yourself, but come the next week, what do you do, YOU OUT-FAG YOURSELF.