Lolcow Andrew Peter Carlson / Anaiah Carlson / Tamarlover / Xtamarlover - Jewish/Christian Wannabe Cult Leader, Stalker, Ugly af, dogfucker, mayor of spitsville

[Cato]

I never asked for sympathy nor am I looking for it. You fools are trying to suggest that I couldn't handle physical labor which is completely contrary to the truth. It doesn't reflect reality. I am not looking for sympathy. I am looking for you guys to stop being assholes and stop saying false things about me based on mere presumption. Its valid to suggest "maybe" something is so or even probable/likely, but unless you have proof, simply assuming something negative about me without proof is wrong and immoral. So for example, it was wrong and immoral to suggest that I quit because I couldn't handle physical labor. There was no evidence that indicated that and it was just assumed of me. When the fact was in reality the exact opposite. I was banned. I didn't quit.

The only reason you even brought up your summer job on the farm was in direct response to people more or less telling you to get a job. In context, what you were conveying seemed to obviously be "I tried to work for a bit and it was hard and sucked." That's why you're getting the reaction you're getting from people who presumably have had to pay their dues with more and harder work than you have.

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

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...Can I ask why you're so proud of this?

Once again, there you go with your idiot assumptions. Never did I say I was "proud" of getting banned. I'm relating the facts. Its a neutral stance of telling what happened. You assume i say it with a smugness on my face. which i didn't. I'm explaining to you that I didn't quit. I'm proud of not quitting. I'm not proud of being banned.

 

[Adamska]

I said earlier in this thread that i plan on getting a job to save up money for her once the legal stuff is resolved.

Planning means fuck all if you never implement it. And you show no signs of ever doing that since it's obvious you're all talk.

 

[Florence]

I said earlier in this thread that i plan on getting a job to save up money for her once the legal stuff is resolved.

Why not get one now? Even a job like delivering newspapers should give you a bit of money (not to mention getting you out of the house for once.)

Once again, there you go with your idiot assumptions. Never did I say I was "proud" of getting banned. I'm relating the facts. Its a neutral stance of telling what happened. You assume i say it with a smugness on my face. which i didn't. I'm explaining to you that I didn't quit. I'm proud of not quitting. I'm not proud of being banned.

You seem awfully quick to talk about the stupid shit you've done, though.

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

The only reason you even brought up your summer job on the farm was in direct response to people more or less telling you to get a job. In context, what you were conveying seemed to obviously be "I tried to work for a bit and it was hard and sucked." That's why you're getting the reaction you're getting from people who presumably have had to pay their dues with more and harder work than you have.

"In context, what you were conveying seemed to obviously be "I tried to work for a bit and it was hard and sucked." " Wrong. That's not at all what I was saying. The whisperer of sweet nothings said "Do you just think manual labour is below you (aka you're lazy)?" To which i responded, no, i had a manual labor job for 2 months last year. I don't think its beneath me. How you got from that "I tried to work for a bit and it was hard and sucked" who knows but it shows how foolish you guys are in your comprehension ability.

I said "it was exhausting and tiresome". You interpreted that as "i tried to work for a bit and it was hard and sucked". I meant it as "I have done extreme manual labor before, so no, i don't think its beneath me. It was hard and difficult work that I did but I did it and pulled through with it, showing that I am willing and able to do manual labor."

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

"In context, what you were conveying seemed to obviously be "I tried to work for a bit and it was hard and sucked." " Wrong. That's not at all what I was saying. The whisperer of sweet nothings said "Do you just think manual labour is below you (aka you're lazy)?" To which i responded, no, i had a manual labor job for 2 months last year. I don't think its beneath me. How you got from that "I tried to work for a bit and it was hard and sucked" who knows but it shows how foolish you guys are in your comprehension ability.

I said "it was exhausting and tiresome". You interpreted that as "i tried to work for a bit and it was hard and sucked". I meant it as "I have done extreme manual labor before, so no, i don't think its beneath me. It was hard and difficult work that I did but I did it and pulled through with it, showing that I am willing and able to do manual labor."

How would your parents react if someone told them you were relentlessly posting on this site again? Purely a hypothetical question without any insinuations.

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

This really shows both how lazy you are and how out of touch with reality you are. Let's explain:

The laziness is evident because you have not made any major effort into doing anything except stalking some dumb ho online even after she said to fuck off since she friendzoned you. You only talk about your dreams because that alone sustains you and tricks your mind into thinking you're doing work. You aren't, but that doesn't matter to you.

Then let's get into the delusion; farms always have projects that need to go on. Whether it be maintaining previous infrastructure (which ho boy you will need a lot of to move this boulder Sisyphus), keeping the finances steady due to buying seed, weeding and depesting crops and/or animals, selling that shit, and let's not forget proselytizing and managing the corpus of your kibbutz as a whole, you are never not going to work. Your friend wasn't being a workaholic; he actually has to keep things up given how much shit needs to be done all at once.

That you can't get that is a clear sign of how little effort and thought you put into this 'dream'. Your parents really should've never told you that success comes to those who wait.

You are so stupid.

 

[Cato]

"In context, what you were conveying seemed to obviously be "I tried to work for a bit and it was hard and sucked." " Wrong. That's not at all what I was saying. The whisperer of sweet nothings said "Do you just think manual labour is below you (aka you're lazy)?" To which i responded, no, i had a manual labor job for 2 months last year. I don't think its beneath me. How you got from that "I tried to work for a bit and it was hard and sucked" who knows but it shows how foolish you guys are in your comprehension ability.

I said "it was exhausting and tiresome". You interpreted that as "i tried to work for a bit and it was hard and sucked". I meant it as "I have done extreme manual labor before, so no, i don't think its beneath me. It was hard and difficult work that I did but I did it and pulled through with it, showing that I am willing and able to do manual labor."

Have you considered that when literally everyone is interpreting your words in a way you don't intend, it's possible that you are the common denominator and perhaps not communicating very clearly?

Honestly the impression I get is that you move the goalposts and ad hoc redefine what you meant on a continual basis to dismiss criticism, but that you don't even realize that you're doing this.

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

I wouldn't sound so crazy and stupid to you people if you stopped making false assumptions about what I am meaning.

I do a good job of seeing people for who they actually are and seeing how people twist what others say to create hate and put them down. It happens to political people all the time. It also happens to people here too. I've seen it happen to Joshua Moon. I've seen a bunch of crap people say about him that's not true. When he is making a joke or being sarcastic, he is taken seriously as if he actually meant it. I've seen that. And just all kinds of ridiculous misrepresentation. It does me good to observe all the ridiculous false assumptions people make here and elsewhere because it reinforces my position that I am morally and intellectually superior.

 

[IAmNotDavid]

Have you considered that when literally everyone is interpreting your words in a way you don't intend, it's possible that you are the common denominator and perhaps not communicating very clearly?

Honestly the impression I get is that you move the goalposts and ad hoc redefine what you meant on a continual basis to dismiss criticism, but that you don't even realize that you're doing this.

I wonder where he learned this coping mechanism from? Is this what your parents taught you how to do conflict resolution?

Is this how you always respond when people give you the prickly-wicklies?

 

[Adamska]

You are so stupid.

And this rebuttal indicates that you know you have no case.

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

Have you considered that when literally everyone is interpreting your words in a way you don't intend, it's possible that you are the common denominator and perhaps not communicating very clearly?

Honestly the impression I get is that you move the goalposts and ad hoc redefine what you meant on a continual basis to dismiss criticism, but that you don't even realize that you're doing this.

Again with the assumptions. That is a false impression. It is certainly plausible that my communication is the problem. My language use is atypical in some ways and involves a lot of linguistic understanding that goes above and beyond some people's heads. However, that does not mean I am not intelligent. What it could easily mean is I am simply speaking a different language than many people. Language changes over time, so different meanings amongst people assigned to words I am sure is often the source of conflict and chaos between people and groups. I will have to do a better job of trying to communicate more clearly and you all should do a better job of trying to understand other people better.

Here's a key to help though. Instead of assuming the worst about people, thus being ridiculous cynics, you could give everyone the benefit of the doubt like I do. That way, if someone says something that SOUNDS stupid at first, you don't just assume they are being stupid but you try to think about what else they could possibly mean. if there is something which they can be meaning plausibly, and it fits context sufficiently, it is right and proper to assume they mean the thing that makes more sense. This is the entire basis behind SARCASM. Something is so ridiculous, and said in a certain way, that while it could mean the person is stupid, it is much more plausible that it is simply sarcasm. So instead of assuming I am an idiot just because I am a stalker or a lolcow, I'd appreciate it if you would give me the benefit of the doubt and not assume the worst interpretation of my words. Because if you do that then you are just being ignorant assholes. I do my best to give you all the benefit of the doubt. I can tell you which people I like better than other. In particular, the ones who are less of an asshole than others I like better and value better. But even the utter assholes I still try to give the benefit of the doubt. Like anonimous and other utter assholes to give example of the utter idiots here which I still give benefit of the doubt and not assume ridiculous things about them.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

I wouldn't sound so crazy and stupid to you people if you stopped making false assumptions about what I am meaning.

I do a good job of seeing people for who they actually are and seeing how people twist what others say to create hate and put them down. It happens to political people all the time. It also happens to people here too. I've seen it happen to Joshua Moon. I've seen a bunch of crap people say about him that's not true. When he is making a joke or being sarcastic, he is taken seriously as if he actually meant it. I've seen that. And just all kinds of ridiculous misrepresentation. It does me good to observe all the ridiculous false assumptions people make here and elsewhere because it reinforces my position that I am morally and intellectually superior.

After each and every one of your posts, I think that you can't say anything more absurd and rediculous then the last. Each and every time I am proven wrong.
Oh and by the way:

Have you stopped and wondered that we all have much better things to do than prove our superiority to you? I can guarantee we all use an ounce of our ton of intellect on ragging on you and making fun of you. You are an idiot playing as a genius. You attempt to fall behind walls of text, while we use minimal words to laugh at you and prove you wrong.

Your username says enough about you. Yeah very impressive and intellectually superior to me, Mr. foreskin. You old wrinkly pathetic piece of shit.

Man, you got me pegged. Lol but no, without power leveling, I know without a shadow of a doubt you are my moral, intellectual, and physical inferior.

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

And this rebuttal indicates that you know you have no case.

Not really. its just exhausting arguing with someone who has no intellectual abilities.

 

[Florence]

@tamarlover, about your plans...

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Not really. its just exhausting arguing with someone who has no intellectual abilities.

Your logical deductions and use of proven fact are dumb REEEEEEEEE

So Andrew, what will happen if/when your parents find you've gone against their wishes and posted here? My guess is 15 lashes.

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

After each and every one of your posts, I think that you can't say anything more absurd and rediculous then the last. Each and every time I am proven wrong.
Oh and by the way:



Man, you got me pegged. Lol but no, without power leveling, I know without a shadow of a doubt you are my moral, intellectual, and physical inferior.

I am by far your moral and intellectual superior dumbass. I'll give you the physical superior if by superior you mean stronger. If by healthier though you are wrong. you will likely die of cancer or some other major illness when you are older. I will likely not. Because i eat and live healthier than you.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

I said earlier in this thread that i plan on getting a job to save up money for her once the legal stuff is resolved.

So... why not get a freelance labour job right now? It would get you closer to getting Tamar's affection since she seems greedy.

I am by far your moral and intellectual superior dumbass. I'll give you the physical superior if by superior you mean stronger. If by healthier though you are wrong. you will likely die of cancer or some other major illness when you are older. I will likely not. Because i eat and live healthier than you.

Well, saying no to medication, vaccines and blood transfusions will probably shorten your lifespan quite a bit.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

I am by far your moral and intellectual superior dumbass. I'll give you the physical superior if by superior you mean stronger. If by healthier though you are wrong. you will likely die of cancer or some other major illness when you are older. I will likely not. Because i eat and live healthier than you.

So how did you deduce all of that?

 

[Florence]

I am by far your moral and intellectual superior dumbass. I'll give you the physical superior if by superior you mean stronger. If by healthier though you are wrong. you will likely die of cancer or some other major illness when you are older. I will likely not. Because i eat and live healthier than you.

All I'm hearing is "REEE REEE I'M TOTALLY BETTER THAN YOU REEE!!!"