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Containment Random Chris Updates
- Thread starter Clown Doll
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Why did he pick the picture of him making the "I'm shitting in my front lawn face"?
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WTF is he babbling about?
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Ok wait...Chris does know his father's 6 feet under right??? Does he really think his dad's still alive??
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He is trying to make himself look good in front of M'Lady. Wouldn't it be funny if someone called him out on it in front of Doopie?
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"... Ruckersville police had been getting several complaints from neighbors all along Branchland Court, mostly about the strong smells of formaldehyde and other common embalming fluids issuing from the Chandler household.
Upon breaking down the front door and wading through what Greene County Sheriff Steve Smith described as "****-covered junk," he and his deputies were horrified at what they found coming down the stairs toward them, a porcine, waddling transvestite, the preserved, poorly stitched together skin of an elderly man covering his face, clearly impairing his vision. "I'm Bobert - I am Bob Chandler," he shouted, his words slurred and stuttered. "Get away from that - away from my house, I'm gonna cut it down ..."
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At first I figured he meant tending to Bob's grave but I doubt he ever visits.
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Bob's urn is in a locker anyway. So very little maintenance I imagine.
Subconcious Offense
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He means "taking care" in the mafia sense. Why do you think Bob is dead?
DecrepitSimonla
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I'm pretty sure he knows, he's acknowledged it before. It's probably just the 'tism
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I never knew what sashaying is and just googled it. I would give money to get a video of him doing that.I think Chris sits there with a stupid face thinking he's being cute. I think he walks through life everyday like that. He goes to mcdonalds, he goes to sheetz, he goes to his pokemon games, just sashaying around, being "cute" and quirky all the time. It's why he paints his nails and why he dyes his hair seaweed green. It's all part of his braindead life nowadays.
I don't think he thinks anything will come of this. It's just part of being a cute girl, which is how he imagines his life right now.
Like someone, photoshop this onto Chris' face:
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Chris has been jerked around way too many times to think serious romance will come from things on the internet. Now he feels like he's just being..."cute".
Also:
I am bad at photoshop.
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idosometimes
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Just some informal affectionate nicknames between friends.
He's probably muted already. "She" is not exactly popular, so she is probably reading all her mentions and replies. Most of them appear to be from her real life friends. I don't think she has replied to chris yet. I have to think she solved the infatuated stalker problem with a quick mute.
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Now, he sounds like Herbert from Family Guy trying to lure young boys into his basement.
That's no longer bordering on platonic.
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CoolGuyHitler
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"working fan"
I guess that leaves Chris out.
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It's gross enough that Chris has to hit on Doopie but knowing that he is stalking her while making kids and adults alike feel uncomfortable at a family oriented restaurant is just.......WTF
If you can't say anything nice without completely A-logging, than you shouldn't say anything nice at all. I am just glad that everyone now knows, that to Chris, womanhood and transgenderism are just like inputting a secret code on a video game.