Containment Random Chris Updates

CoolGuyHitler said:
"working fan"
I guess that leaves Chris out.
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Well you know, Doopie might have a bunch of fans that don't work but kept around for suicidal emotional sentimental value.

Karen Riley said:
We know in the past that Doopie's video about meeting her boyfriend on the internet upset him a little. It gives my heart joy knowing that Chris really wants to have a bit of Doopie in his life but she'll always be out of his league.

He might have mellowed a lot in recent years for sure but Chris's ego and entitlement has never dropped. He probably thinks as an 'adoring fan,' he's utterly perfect for her yet even if Doopie was a single lesbian Chris will never get anything asides from a placating nod and a smile. I'd imagine that gnaws at him, even if it's just a little.
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It's the Lego-Mentality he has. He wants that toy, not something close, that fucking exact toy. So if Chris gets into his head that he wants/needs a toy, all bets are off. Spend that money for food or bills, miss mortgage payments or have a/c off because the power company is up your ass, whatever it takes.

The entire trans thing for Chris has seemingly been an ongoing attraction sign, mixed with "I don't have to man anymore" avoidance. His social justice feeds are a huge help in screwing up his already warped ideals of relationships, friendships, and general human interactions.

It is a wild ride though.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
It's gross enough that Chris has to hit on Doopie but knowing that he is stalking her while making kids and adults alike feel uncomfortable at a family oriented restaurant is just.......WTF
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If you can't say anything nice without completely A-logging, than you shouldn't say anything nice at all. I am just glad that everyone now knows, that to Chris, womanhood and transgenderism are just like inputting a secret code on a video game.
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I'm sure she knows what she's doing at this point. I think she's aware of who her following is. Man-children who think just cuz they found a girl who likes cartoons on the internet that they are soulmates. It's like those cosplayers who are clearly models, and neckbeards think that just cuz they've played the game she is cosplaying from they have a shot.
Karen Riley said:
We know in the past that Doopie's video about meeting her boyfriend on the internet upset him a little. It gives my heart joy knowing that Chris really wants to have a bit of Doopie in his life but she'll always be out of his league.

He might have mellowed a lot in recent years for sure but Chris's ego and entitlement has never dropped. He probably thinks as an 'adoring fan,' he's utterly perfect for her yet even if Doopie was a single lesbian Chris will never get anything asides from a placating nod and a smile. I'd imagine that gnaws at him, even if it's just a little.
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He probably thinks he can just replicate the strategy and get the same results. He's the guy who has no idea that just because he's falling for her she's not just falling for him.
 
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flossman said:
I would kill to see Chris play Dark Souls.
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As much as I would love to see it you know it would fail expectations.
Twenty minutes of Chris trying to make the perfect lesbian souled avatar, five minutes of silence as he works out how to escape the cell, then death. Repeat a couple of times then rage quit.
He wouldnt even make it to a world invasion.
 
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MMX said:
As much as I would love to see it you know it would fail expectations.
Twenty minutes of Chris trying to make the perfect lesbian souled avatar, five minutes of silence as he works out how to escape the cell, then death. Repeat a couple of times then rage quit.
He wouldnt even make it to a world invasion.
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So he'd just become DarksydePhil then.
 
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Doopie has lots of idiotic hashtags associated with her. She's actually used to people doing ridiculous shit on twitter in her name, like demanding that Disney give her a show, or that Funko make POP! figurines of her. Despite the theory going around here that she instigates this as an attention whore that's actually not the case. These are just the types of weirdos that her associated content and channels attracts. Although Chris is the most infamous weirdo that stalks her he's actually one of the most benign ones. Though that's not to say that watching a desperate man-child thirst for a girl who is both way out of his league, and has publicly mocked him isn't entertaining.
 
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You know, I just realized something with this Doopie stuff:

Chris started his LoveQuest in order to basically have another mother, not for sex. The Virgin with Rage saga was more of an achievement, rather than a victory in that particular saga. So in the end, Chris still is in the LoveQuest, he just wants a motherly figure, verses someone to have sex with (normal people sex, not Chris sex).

We all know Chris says really weird things to his mother, compliments her in inappropriate ways, so maybe these creepy statements he makes to Doopie are things he says to his mother.

Instead of hitting on Doopie for romance, he's basically after a relationship like he has with mother. Which is also extremely creepy.

Edit: So he's not irked about her having a boyfriend, since, well, Bob was married to his mother and loved him. Which now is even more creepy.
 
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