🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[Halloween23]

For me, while I haven't hated this season, and I've watched it to some extent every single day, the baseline of this season is very boring. I'm really missing having a host that does confessionals with the fish daily and having some sort of challenge going at all times.

 

[Rolex]

I'd take Aryeh as a Gollum-type NPC, seems fitting for a weird degenerate creature.

I thought about that. I agree... he just absolutely fries my patience. Probably because he reminds me of me if I didn't mature past age 11.

 

[cuttysnark]

Grabs random dirty cup off the island and drinks water from it

 

[._.]

lol Being Binx and they eliminate a fish and youre hanging out there and watching later on realize its just to get you and you alone to shut up and leave, then your friend that you brought on to shit on and say 'nah shes lame and dumb' is told shes cool to stay, then she steals your man and also they gay black gooner that they said definitely wouldnt come on is allowed to come on and take your spot with his own kinda annoying gimmick thats mostly about not shutting up.

But really it was just you hanging out at the trap house then someone comes up to you and goes "Hey when are you leaving by the way?'

 

[EenGevolg]

I thought about that. I agree... he just absolutely fries my patience. Probably because he reminds me of me if I didn't mature past age 11.

It depends on how he takes direction. Think I've said it before, but he's basically Jimmy without the woman abuse or doxing threats. He's naturally hilarious just being himself (that story of wanting to help with a free speech event only to realize it's a Proud Boys thing was fucking hilarious), but absolutely unbearable when he's intentionally trying to be funny.

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

For me, while I haven't hated this season, and I've watched it to some extent every single day, the baseline of this season is very boring. I'm really missing having a host that does confessionals with the fish daily and having some sort of challenge going at all times.

Yeah it probably really depends on how much you like watching tards....."vibe".

Personally? Couldn't care less.

 

[skrod]

Burts mission: GOO

Mints told Burt he had to make 1000 12 ounce portions of GOO to fulfill his mission.
Mints told him that during testing they found one batch of GOO made 12 portions. So about 80 batches.
He was told he was not to leave the room or he would be eliminated. The fish were told not to enter, or they would be eliminated. Ben told them its the same as the front door.
Burt has a bathroom and drinks and food in the room.
I think they are probably only going to keep him isolated until somepoint tomorrow, just long enough for Burt to go a little crazy.

My hope is they keep him in there and subject him to TTS until he leaves the room and self eliminates. The funniest possible outcome would be if Jet and Ben never even interact with him once.
Season 5 should end with everyone leaving the house, and the cameras just cut to Burt alone in the room, still making goo. The lights shut off, and the stream ends after a few minutes.

A lot of newfags here (not you) so just want to mention that Burt had a massive falling out with the wiggers after Season 3 which caused him to markypost and do several streams dedicated to investigating the allegations of Jet fucking the female contestants like abi, claire, and ellie which he called "The Nepstein Files Investiation." He was blacklisted from anything fisthank for many months. Shitty spinoff shows like "Sardine Tin" were even instructed specifically not to allow Burt on by the wiggers themselves. Aperture had actually already booked Burt's flights to come on to his spinoff and had to cancel everything last minute after word from Jet because they were hosting the spinoff on the actual fishtank website. There is very bad blood between Burt and the wiggers and as seen by Jet's treatment of Frank this season, he does not forgive and forget.

I'm assuming for this reason that they will actually keep him in the goo room the entire remainder of the season and not allow him to interact with anyone, but I hope I am getting worked and they're able to patch things up so Burt can return again in the future. Burt also has massive beef with Alex B and Frank Hassle so there's 2 missed opportunities for great content there, but still happy to see him return to the tank.

 

[BingBongDingDong]

Bongo’s kinda hot

Without fail every female on this season is busted as fuck. You have something wrong with you.

 

[Mörkö]

FWIW, I think a gladiator themed season would be really fun for a Bloodgames-type larp season. You still get improv and character arcs and could integrate side characters that wouldn't take away too much from the competition aspect. (Puzzle pieces below please)

 

[anliteralidiot]

FWIW, I think a gladiator themed season would be really fun for a Bloodgames-type larp season. You still get improv and character arcs and could integrate side characters that wouldn't take away too much from the competition aspect. (Puzzle pieces below please)

I've already said it in chyat, but: pirate bloodgames.
runner van is the ship.
go around doing quests on "islands" (just stops in the area), before sleeping in the "inn" at night (either the house or the van, maybe some built-up campground). maybe go to the lake, and have lake shenanigans.

 

[Two Little Nigger Babies]

A lot of newfags here (not you) so just want to mention that Burt had a massive falling out with the wiggers after Season 3 which caused him to markypost and do several streams dedicated to investigating the allegations of Jet fucking the female contestants like abi, claire, and ellie which he called "The Nepstein Files Investiation." He was blacklisted from anything fisthank for many months. Shitty spinoff shows like "Sardine Tin" were even instructed specifically not to allow Burt on by the wiggers themselves. Aperture had actually already booked Burt's flights to come on to his spinoff and had to cancel everything last minute after word from Jet because they were hosting the spinoff on the actual fishtank website. There is very bad blood between Burt and the wiggers and as seen by Jet's treatment of Frank this season, he does not forgive and forget.

I believe this is the wigger's way of punishing Burt. I also noticed that anyone they were willing to have on from previous seasons all disavowed him at some point during this season.

I predict that they will milk him for TTS and sell his GOO to Reddit superfans and then kick him out without letting him interact with the fish.

 

[cuttysnark]

I've already said it in chyat, but: pirate bloodgames.
runner van is the ship.
go around doing quests on "islands" (just stops in the area), before sleeping in the "inn" at night (either the house or the van, maybe some built-up campground). maybe go to the lake, and have lake shenanigans.

I'd love a camping weekend but I know in my heart wiggers would fuck it up

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

I've already said it in chyat, but: pirate bloodgames.
runner van is the ship.
go around doing quests on "islands" (just stops in the area), before sleeping in the "inn" at night (either the house or the van, maybe some built-up campground). maybe go to the lake, and have lake shenanigans.

They should have two competing bloodgames.

A pirate season running concurrently with a space season. Then at the end the two RPservers collide when the space ship crashes into the ocean next to the pirate ship.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I'd love a camping weekend but I know in my heart wiggers would fuck it up

Have you seen Bloodgames? It's essentially what Bloodgames was: fish camping, and larping in the woods. It was scuffed, but it's the best thing they've ever made.
Just good times, shooting bros in the woods, hitting them with swords, and sleeping together in some bunk beds.

 

[Smoko Haram]

Steel Panther (the glam metal band) just entered the tank! This is not a drill!

 

[RefreshingPotatoChip]

Steel Panther (the glam metal band) just entered the tank! This is not a drill!

Bashir said he is a huge fan - blushing and took his braid out


1 min clip I started at the perfect moment, featuring a starstruck Bash shouting out a friend

 

[Jackpot]

I'm not suprised based on most the lyrics in their songs. But these guys can hang.

 

[Halloween23]

FUCK THE GOO GOO DOLLS
THEY CAN SUCK MY BALLS

 

[Jackpot]

Steel Panther - "Your mama's in the parking lot
Looking for you
She's gonna find you when I'm done
All covered with goo"

*hard cuts to Burt*

 

[mingo mongo]

“I’M DELICIOUS TO FUCK. MY NAME IS RAPE.”