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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
"I'm letting her make her own choice. Just ignore me feebly holding her hand and begging non stop"

Landon it's done. Even if you get a kiss now it's a terrible look.

*Edit* Bashir W for pretty much telling him he's being a creep.
 
BASED BASHIR W

>enters
>"BRO, ARE YOU BEGGING HER TO KISS YOU? GO SLEEP MAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING"
>leaves
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all while dressed like a samurai
 
Landon being a pathetic drunk begging for a kiss from Vimp.
Bash W for being truthful.
 
You can tell Bashir is kind of done with it by the fact he made one attempt at reason and left. He tried to help landon many times before only to be attacked back.
I'm gonna be real, a respectable nice good hearted woman would have gave the little dork a peck on the lips and ended this cringe hours ago.
A pity kiss is the worst thing Vimp could do. I respect her for holding her ground.
 
God damn, Landon. The fuck, little buddy?

Three hours ago:
"Haha, good stuff, guys! Where we sleeping tonight, Vimp?"
(Grab her by the hand.)
"Let's go crash. Good night!"

He had so many ins. Was rooting for him, I swear he loses 5 - 10 autism points every time he cuddles or mogs. But just didn't drop the Autism HP low enough to make it work when it counted.
 
"What the fuck am I doing..."
"This is just fucking embarrassing"
"Put me on Suicide Watch"
"Burt didn't win shit (mog challenge)"

~ Landon ~ Day 27 (Early Hours)
 
Not that your overall takeaway is wrong, but you can tell who has watched older seasons and who is a nu-fag when they think the Family Guy question was just some random trivia or rigging. It's been a bit since S1.
Mf, I've been watching from season 1 and I don't remember the subject of trivia questions from different seasons lol.

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Reddit (massive Drake stans) are melting down about the Twins winning immunity.
Man one of the few times I agree with reddit and it's about a gay retard Internet show.

Are they wrong though? Twins are basically just simp bait and feeling sorry for their situation IRL isn't a valid reason to want them to win. This is an entertainment product, not Make a Wish. The best content from them was the autistic spergout during candy elimination. Dressing them up as ketchup and mustard is funny for a minute, but then they're just back to being forgotten in background like for 99% of the show.
Dude people, even on this thread, have tried to call them attractive lol. Arguing with them is like trying to tell a fish it's wet. They can't understand what they can't comprehend.

bash vs the twins is the good ending
does anyone actually want james drake to have a chance at winning the show? i dont.
i dont even dislike him really, but him winning would be incredibly lame imo. this isnt normie big brother house.
I didn't till Bashir lost the trivia challenge. Now I want him to win so I can see somebody not treat the wholesome çhungus twins like babies. I'm expecting him to go berserk and that's what more compelling to me than two chrischan-lites getting 35k to keep their pathetic family housed.

You could see any attraction she had for him drain from her in real time.
You people didn't think she was actually into Landon did you? Was the vimp-landon simp arc the breakfast question for autists?

Edit: spoiled my morning breakfast responses to keep the thread from getting annoying lol
 
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Oh my god it kept going
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Hes following her like a lost puppy, Bingo has led her away 3 times now and he keeps following.
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Bashir arrived to aura farm, and deny dumbgay entry
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