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Instead of hitting on Doopie for romance, he's basically after a relationship like he has with mother. Which is also extremely creepy.

Edit: So he's not irked about her having a boyfriend, since, well, Bob was married to his mother and loved him. Which now is even more creepy.

It's like that King of the Hill episode where that pig slaughter guy wanted to turn Luanne into the pig lady.
 
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Doesn't quite have the same ring as "BOLDY SPICY!"

Advice given by someone who shit his pants from eating a whopperrito.

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When doesn't Chris have the trots? Wouldn't surprise me if he's got IBS or Colitis like his meemaw.

Edit: Also, so lady-like, him talking about having the Hershey Squirts publicly like that.
You mean that's totally not what women talk about in the bathroom??
 
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"Stoking Preposterous"?
Where does CWC get this exceptional language from? Did Barb give him a Thesaurus for his birthday or something?
Also, 100% bet that he'd be praising Sausage Party if Doopie liked it.

Unless she mentions having watched it with his boyfriend, then it would just trigger Chris into another tirade about it.
 
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Also, 100% bet that he'd be praising Sausage Party if Doopie liked it.

Well, there was that pony/furry porn he defended to her - she said it was gross and he said "sorry I disagree".

Chris is not cucked. He will remain base and stand up to Doopie. When they are an item he will watch pony porn whenever he darn well pleases.
 
Man, I was actually about to agree with Chris until he busted out the tardterpretation of Elizabethan English. Seriously, where does he get this shit from? Even the worst of British comedies wouldn't make an Anglophile talk like that.
 
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