Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Octomet said:
I was checking out that old instagram of hers (a couple good full body shots there for those that want to see those) and she said she was a CNA at the nursing home? I thought you needed a specific training program for that. I figured if that was the case she would have been jerking off that under education credentials. I was under the impression she was more working in the EVS/housekeeping category. Or something that needed no certifications.
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That sounds like some fluffing if I ever saw any. House keeping was probably her actual title but I'm sure she thought she could get away with the title of CNA without someone thinking much of it.
 
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Octomet said:
I was checking out that old instagram of hers (a couple good full body shots there for those that want to see those) and she said she was a CNA at the nursing home? I thought you needed a specific training program for that. I figured if that was the case she would have been jerking off that under education credentials. I was under the impression she was more working in the EVS/housekeeping category. Or something that needed no certifications.
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She may have done on the job training, (googled it) some nursing homes offer it. CNA takes about 6 weeks.

That angle tho, the only time she doesn't have the photo focus on her face making duck lips and it's to showcase that she is able to somehow maneuver herself so that her boobs stick out more than her belly for a few seconds. Is she expecting comments like, "You don't look 450 goooorrrrlll!"
 
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Octomet said:
I was checking out that old instagram of hers (a couple good full body shots there for those that want to see those) and she said she was a CNA at the nursing home? I thought you needed a specific training program for that. I figured if that was the case she would have been jerking off that under education credentials. I was under the impression she was more working in the EVS/housekeeping category. Or something that needed no certifications.
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Im pretty positive she was a Dietary Aide, it seems she worked in the kitchen. (assumption based on :powerlevel: dietary aide is one of my jobs). You need no certifications, education, or anything for this position. I work with several 15 year olds.
 
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I really hope this isn't how she has to wear that bra. :(

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I wonder if Amber ever gets tired of constantly feeling the need to cover her arms entirely during the summer (her legs too, obviously). Is she that incredibly self-conscious about her arms even? I get it about her legs because they really have reached a level of obesity that has to be embarrassing but you would think she would be okay with wearing even just a short sleeved t-shirt.
 
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haygurlhay said:
I wonder if Amber ever gets tired of constantly feeling the need to cover her arms entirely during the summer (her legs too, obviously). Is she that incredibly self-conscious about her arms even? I get it about her legs because they really have reached a level of obesity that has to be embarrassing but you would think she would be okay with wearing even just a short sleeved t-shirt.
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I wonder if it's because of the beetus sore on her forearm. That's embarrassing as fuck too.
 
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HerpDerp said:
I really hope this isn't how she has to wear that bra. :(

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God she's such a fucking liar. She lies like some people pepper their conversations with "like" or "uh" when talking, it's 2nd nature. That picture is not UNFLATTERING for someone her size. It's somehow giving the illusion an hourglass and doesn't show off any of the FUPA, the knock knees, the gross AF dark spots from her folds, the Pillsbury dough legs, etc.

I actually was momentary sympathetic with Boogie the other day watching his video because at least once and awhile he'll say something honest but AL just lies constantly, to herself, to her "fans" and to her family and friends.
 
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Tammie said:
Wanted to let everyone know that honestly prayed for my sister, I received a letter from my sister recently and She is Cancer Free !!!!!
Wasn't sure if Amber would mention the update or not.
Thanks for the prayers!
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I really, really don't mean to be suspicious of Tammie just now, but didn't she have a verified account? I just saw the "guest" and it's just in me to question it.
And I also REALLY don't want to :powerlevel: here but do we know when AL's mom was diagnosed / began treatment? Because this was only a few months ago as far as I remember (though I do remember her saying she didn't find out right away), and from my own cancer treatment they refrain from the terms "remission" and "cancer free" until weeks (for me 3 months, then 6, etc..) after treatment has concluded and cancer cells don't appear.
Again, really don't wanna :powerlevel:, but I am confused on the timeline here if that is the case.
 
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Tammie said:
Wanted to let everyone know that honestly prayed for my sister, I received a letter from my sister recently and She is Cancer Free !!!!!
Wasn't sure if Amber would mention the update or not.
Thanks for the prayers!
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Hope this is true.
I am just wondering....Aunt Tammie is already a Verified member who goes under the name Interventionist. She knew she had to be verified to be believable. Just wondering why she didn't sing in under her verified name.
 
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Holy shit, that's a salad? I thought it was the eruption of Pompeii.

FeedMeLobsterNow said:
Hope this is true.
I am just wondering....Aunt Tammie is already a Verified member who goes under the name Interventionist. She knew she had to be verified to be believable. Just wondering why she didn't sing in under her verified name.
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I'm pretty sure it was a troll. Aunt Tammie never unnecessarily capitalized anything. If her sister did suddenly stop having cancer after being under attack for four years, she must be Jesus Christ herself. Amazingly, there's even less of a chance that AL would mention it, since she doesn't give a shred of a shit about her mother.
 
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Holy shit, that's a salad? I thought it was the eruption of Pompeii.



I'm pretty sure it was a troll. Aunt Tammie never unnecessarily capitalized anything. If her sister did suddenly stop having cancer after being under attack for four years, she must be Jesus Christ herself. Amazingly, there's even less of a chance that AL would mention it, since she doesn't give a shred of a shit about her mother.
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Maybe it was Big Al herself, trying to get people to stop talking about it so she doesnt have to take responsibility and send the letter. I just think its hilarious how she made a video crying and whining about how her mom has cancer, and then has the audacity to say in her Ask.fm that she wont be talking about it anymore. I get that her mom wasnt the best but you cant feign sympathy and then get mad when people expect you to go through with what you said you were gonna do.
 
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citytrucks said:
Maybe it was Big Al herself, trying to get people to stop talking about it so she doesnt have to take responsibility and send the letter. I just think its hilarious how she made a video crying and whining about how her mom has cancer, and then has the audacity to say in her Ask.fm that she wont be talking about it anymore. I get that her mom wasnt the best but you cant feign sympathy and then get mad when people expect you to go through with what you said you were gonna do.
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Also, this entry from Tammie makes it sound like her sister is in a gulag. Letter? Are these people so emotionally stunted that that doesn't warrant a phone call? That's part of why I think this is a troll.
Also another reason why I also hate these guest entries.
 
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