💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Terror_Mouse]

Of course he won't do that because he wants the cover of having someone else to blame when his 8D hyper-dimensional legal strategies don't work, just like with his retarded Franks motion.

He'd still need a puppet to represent Melton since he's denied as a lawyer.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

The funniest option is Melton eats a sanction or otherwise is punished for the doctors note fuckery while Nick isn't.

No amount of hating Aaron together will make Melton continue to associate with Nick once it starts costing Melton real money (I am convinced Nick is paying 100% of the Barneswalker's costs).

I don't even need Nick snaked, just ban him from Hackamania next year and the fireworks will be legendary.

 

[Terror_Mouse]

Or kick him from Super Tips.

Edit: Also, Nick apparently offered to testify about the doctor's note. He constantly ignores the best advice to just shut up, and the judge should not have saved him from being cross examined on the matter.

 

[not william stenchever]

The cocaine goblins running Nick's brain have themselves broken into the stash at this point.

 

[StannisTheMannis]

No amount of hating Aaron together will make Melton continue to associate with Nick once it starts costing Melton real money (I am convinced Nick is paying 100% of the Barneswalker's costs).

Clip from Meme Copium and Mama K about her recollection outside the courthouse from Aaron's hearing last June when Melton was in town.

Fast forward to 0:46 to hear about Melton being Fonzworth Bentley to Rekieta's Diddy.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

He references without naming them the GAL and talks about how he told the prosecutor "you know me" and the prosecutor switched to Nick's side against the GAL in family court and then the family court case ended. That was a new one.

This is the funniest shit I've read in a while.

First of all, imagine thinking it's a flex that you went after a GAL like that in court. In case anyone doesn't know, the GAL is basically the legal representation for the child. They push for what's best for the kids. Nick should have nothing bad to say about anyone who works in his kids best interests...but Nick is a covert narcissist, so he doesn't really love his kids.

We all know what happened, Nick. You plead guilty, you submitted yourself to the court's judgment and your kids got placed back in your home because you're a first time offender and reconciliation is always the ultimate goal.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Aaron gets an e-mail from his attorney. Apparently he saw @Potentially Criminal 's post about the court incident.

Hi Brian! Big fan of the work you're doing for The Toe!

Nick was willing to testify in court about Dr. Steve's letter. The judge strongly advised him not to do it because he would be subject to examination and cross-examination. The judge attempted to explain why it wasn't in Nick's interest to do that.

Aaron's attorney has accused Patrick Melton of a felony and contempt of court

LOLOL. Oh gosh, this is setting things up so well for Nick, AND Melton. As we saw with Ralph, the Stearns County judges may not give as much leeway with out-of-staters.

 

[Penguin Soldier]

Nick was willing to testify in court about Dr. Steve's letter. The judge strongly advised him not to do it because he would be subject to examination and cross-examination. The judge attempted to explain why it wasn't in Nick's interest to do that.

Is it normal for a judge to give advice to someone in a legal matter they are prosiding over? Is that not his counsel's job?

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Is it normal for a judge to give advice to someone in a legal matter they are prosiding over? Is that not his counsel's job?

It's normal in lolcow matters before the court. The more surprising thing is that Nick listened.

 

[Terror_Mouse]

Is it normal for a judge to give advice to someone in a legal matter they are prosiding over? Is that not his counsel's job?

Every judge I've seen literally says that they can't give advice. Sometimes they'll advise someone of their rights if they don't have a lawyer or will find a lawyer if questioning gets hot to advise a witness. I find the warning to an ex lawyer who has representation really merciful of the judge but probably not improper.

The judge probably just didn't want to get stuck for the hours Nick would have dragged it out.

 

[Nova902]

Is it normal for a judge to give advice to someone in a legal matter they are prosiding over? Is that not his counsel's job?

Judge will caution people not to incriminate themselves further. That way they can say later I warned you on the record.

 

[Terror_Mouse]

I don't know what Nick could have testified about anyway. He's not a medical expert, and any thing that the doctor or Melton told him is hearsay anyway.

 

[Potentially Criminal]

The Ice Storm -- in which middle class suburbanites start experimenting with substance abuse and swinging and their lives eventually spin out of control.

I remember seeing that movie in high school, or early in college, and holy shit, it just drags on and on forever.

Nick is high on his prescription Adderall trying to get ahead of his collusion with Melton about his doctors note. Which according to Nick is a felony to defraud the court. Like Melron isn't on camera laughing about not showing up to court.
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Yes, Nick a cursory search on google should have given some basic information to verify who the fuck wrote this note.

This is how it would go in any courtroom. It also doesn't help that if it's been weeks in the making that the note just pops up the day before a hearing and is authored by a doctor who lives 2,000 miles away from Melton.

Acting like sketchy assholes doesn't endear you to courts.

Nick's attorney is going to bury Aaron's attorney for fraud. Melton's medical condition has been well documented for many weeks.

We are approaching sovereign citizens territory.

Those nutters always talk about getting government officials in trouble (like claiming he bullied CPS by accusing them of perjury) and getting attorneys disbarred or put in jail.

 

[Harm]

Las Vegas and the HRO hearing

- Nick was awake for 40 hours straight until monday

Isn't this the same dude who claimed for years to be narcoleptic? Now he can stay up for 40 hours at a time? I know, bigger fish to fry than his lies from 3 years ago about being narcoleptic so he could abuse even more prescription drugs. It's still fascinating to watch everything we knew were lies unravel so unceremoniously years later.

- Nick says that "free speech" can't be restrained by HROs.

Such a retard. He should look up what the "R" in "HRO" stands for. It's quite literally an order restraining that which could otherwise be considered "free speech."

 

[Terror_Mouse]

Also isn't Dr Steve a performer or attendee at Hackamania? It's obviously sketchy.

Edit: I doubt anything will happen, but if DR Steve catches a stray I will laugh. Though I am curious what that note says now. Writing something like that without doing real diagnosis is probably unethical for a doctor, and I imagine that the medical community cares a bit more about that than Minnesota courts seem to care about things.

 

[Steve Seagull]

What would a cool rich guy who is just better than everyone else,,,,,do than hang around a run-down vegas hotel with a bunch of losers.

Narcissists love to surround themselves with people they think they are better than, but he really had to scrape the bottom of the barrel to find this crowd.

When the hearing happens, Nick is going to put on the court record all the stories about Aaron's dick and all the stories that Aaron ever told him about his dick

That man got himself a Aaron dick shaped hole in his brain.

Nick tells a story about him making a speech in front of the prosecutor about how Nick had lines that he would not allow the prosecutors to cross with his kids.

Like, cocaine lines?

Nick then brings out wedding photos of Aaron. He brags about all the different pictures of Aaron's suit he has.

He's down so bad. I bet he makes scrapbooks and listens to Avril Lavigne's Complicated while he looks at his pics.

He is frightened of her.

What a masterclass of projection, didn't he shit on Aaron for saying he's afraid of him for the HRO? Now he's afraid of a... woman?


tbh, I didn't think Nick would get deranged this much and definitely this soon, but this is psychosis type shit.

He's not in touch with reality.

And also, gays are not this obsessed with dick.

 

[Neetness]

Why does he have wedding photos of April and Aaron just on hand? That's some bunny boiling shit.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Why does he have wedding photos of April and Aaron just on hand? That's some bunny boiling shit.

I low-key wondered if Aaron wore that suit to trigger Nick, remind ol' Balldoman of his precious realdoll.

 

[AnOminous]

Someone should have taught him in law school that being a good lawyer isn't "let's see how close I can get to breaking the law without doing so", but rather "let's minimize the chances of getting caught up in legal trouble".

Nick is more "how much lawbreaking can I get away with because I live in a corrupt shithole state?"

No amount of hating Aaron together will make Melton continue to associate with Nick once it starts costing Melton real money (I am convinced Nick Celeste is paying 100% of the Barneswalker's costs).

FTFY.

 

[Henri Barbusse]

I low-key wondered if Aaron wore that suit to trigger Nick, remind ol' Balldoman of his precious realdoll.

Nick is still probably bewildered by the concept of washing clothes to wear them again.