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🎨 ArtcowEllen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.
I am working on part 11...for an hour...without checking up on Ellen... AND SHE JUST REPEATED HERSELF AGAIN!
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THIS IS LITERALLY THE EXACT SAME THING AS THE COMIC UNDERNEATH IT!
I AM LOSING MY MIND!
YES, WE ARE ALL RAPISTS, APPARENTLY!
I THINK IT HAS MORESO TO DO WITH THE FACT THAT IT'S A LOT EASIER TO JAIL ACTUAL THOUSAND RAPISTS YOU HAVE EVIDENCE OF CRIMES OF THAN 62 MILLION MEN?
SURE, DOXXING 62 MILLION MEN, WHATEVER.
NICE STRAWMAN SHE JUST KEEPS FUELING HER INSANITY ON THERE!
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WHY 63?
ALSO, LMAO.
JFC, HOW DOES SHE INSULT HER CRITICS FOR NOT HAVING A LIFE AND THEN GO ON RANTING ABOUT MEN WHILE MISCONSTRUCTING EVERY SINGLE THING ANYONE SAYS!
FOR LITERAL DAYS!
SHE ACTIVELY GOES AFTER PEOPLE NOW JFC
...in other news, part 11 is probably gonna be a lot shorter and more broad, as it's gonna be a summary part. Still thinking through it though, so it might change.
Oh, btw, if it doesn't come off over these posts...
She made the first post for today 14 hours ago.
She is STILL going.
Another update, as soon as I've posted the most recent update, she has deleted several of her latest comments...hmmm...
JFC, SHE IS STILL GOING.
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The need of Ellen to turn every serious situation into either a personal attack, or an "aha, I was right all along!" moment on her haters, is really psychotic.
Your entire argument got blown out of the water. In less than a day. By an outlet that gets widely dickrode by your fellow leftists.
No one is saying that chloroform rape videos on shady websites isn't awful. What we *are* saying is your insane fear-mongering is factually fucking wrong. You are imagining entire *nations* of gleeful rapists. And you clearly don't believe that because if you did you wouldn't put your name and face and roast beef flaps out there along with the fact you live with a cuckold loser husband and a teenage daughter. A daughter whom, and I will never let this go, you do nothing to defend from the horde of creeps in your own goddamn subreddit. Because, allegedly, in my opinion, you are a pedophile who hopes to lowkey pimp out your daughter, if only in the form of digital comics.
If I was a paranoid man, I would even go so far as to say that all this screeching coming from you is your way to dogwhistle to your fellow pedos that the creepo content is for sale. But I'm not that paranoid, so instead I'll say I hope to God that's not the case.
Ellen reposted the ass comic from Patreon onto Reddit and Facebook.
First, Reddit.
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Keep looking.
Ellen has negative ass IRL, Ironic.
Ellen promoting her Patreon to underage Reddit users...
Not recently I think, but she has drawn exactly that in the past.
TMI.
Unrelated shit.
The artist I've brought up in part 10 of the psychoanalysis, reaching out to Ellen about her use of her OC to promote her own comic.
Ellen also states she doesn't go on Reddit anymore bar uploading comics...r/pizzacakesnark won.
But...if she is so happy about her OC being used in other works, why, then, the law-
Yeah...that's a toughie.
Ellen coping with the fact her tits are ass.
Facebook, then.
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From the getgo, Ellen calls all of her fans depraved, like this comic isn't a goonerbait promotion of pornography to an audience of vurnerable people, and also minors. Of course she has drawn Pixar Mom porn, why do you ask?
(and Mrs's Incredible cosplay, but that one, for obvious reasons, features no ass)
Later on, she also reposted the comic on Instagram.
Update #2 - I was about 30 minutes off.
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Anything but Mombie...
Update #3 I'm tired, Kiwi-sama...
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I'm njot even gonna bother with corrections or witty remarks. This is draining me.
yayyyy, body shaming, lovely.
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WIP warning: This post, as a multi parter, is still under active development. While, technically, this part is a compilation post with links to all the current sections, I will be making a bigger one later down the line, after all the parts are out.
...oh, shut up. I wanted to add the cool animation for "PSYCHO ANALYSIS" and the credits sequence, but my drawing skills extend only to shitty Paint comic edits and my current best at Blender is this cuck chair I made following a Youtube tutorial a few years ago.
As this is the final part dedicated solely to Ellen's online output and her activity on social medias, this section will, effectively, serve as a summary of the previous 10 parts, and, at the end, it'll feature a handy roadmap of most of my other big Ellen output.
After this part, it's gonna be Ellen's personal life, family, friends and personal beliefs. A lot of info there will require you to have a pretty good knowledge of Ellen as an online content creator first. I hope this part helps you with that.
...it may sound like a cop-out, but I'm sure that you'll agree.
...honestly, do I even need to answer that question?
In any case, the slow shift towards political comics and calling out her (then little in number) "haters" has eventually led to her posts consistently attaining the level of 10-15% comment deletion, with her more controversial comics going over the30%mark.
Then again, shit like React, which was a catalyst for a massive shitshow which I've described during coping, sits at only 18% comment deletion.
We get to 2024, however, not even the BHJ drama days, and the numberssuddenlyspike.
From an average of 15%, we've now gotten to an average of 60%!
I suspect it's primarly due to the automatic comment lockdown, which became a mainstay on Ellen's posts.
As I've described before, it's a mod tool, used to prevent people who haven't joined r/comics from replying.
It's usually only used for posts containing controversial subject matter that would be hell to moderate, but every single comic published by her after a certain point in time had it.
This meant that every single comment anyone outside of the community tried to post would get automatically deleted, resulting in a sea of red on the archive I'm using.
Due to the changes in Reddit API, the archives of the posts end at May of 2025, so, unfortunately, statistics for last year are gonna be sparce...
We're still able to see, however, how the rape comic drama affected hercommentdeletions...
Normal-ish comics at a bit above 60%...
Political get to over 80%... The final comic we have accurate stats for sits at 80% also.
Of course, those are just a sampling of random comments from specific periods of time. We haven't even gotten to the truly gory stuff.
Let's see, then...first, Talk, the big misandric comic that dismissed male rape.
Welp!
90%!
Gee, I sure do wonder what amongst these comments warranted deletion so much...oh, it's people giving reasonable criticism of the comic, pointing out the glaring flaws with the post...
Oh, and Ellen, with her -168 karma.
I could be there for ages...and I shall, when we get to Ellen's misandry.
Let's move on to something else, however... Defensive, the comic that almost instantly followed this one,
86%.
This one, however, has much more of the automod removal, possibly due to BHJ drama that this comic eventually lead to.
I wish finding interesting posts was any simpler, but Ellen has taken measures against that also.
We'll go with one more, then, which will prove a lot more interesting when we get to talking about her family. Blame.
This one is actually at the then-median, but will serve as a great way to show you what sort of "hateful comments" Ellen tends to get removed.
Note that the comic's punchline is "I tell my daughter she was a mistake".
Besides the automod stuff, we've got a bot...
These two comments (which are making the same joke as all the others here?).
...two emojis?
..this comments chain, which, to be fair, the subreddit does seem fucked, but it's still kinda weird to outright remove this shit. So much for free speech.
...a sarcastic joke, taken literally.
Hey, actual hate comments!
...and praise comments? What?
Then, the final chain of comments is actual criticism of the comic, specifically, that she's making fun of her partner raping her.
Ellen responded to it...as follows...in a now deleted reply.
Her defense of making a comic where the punchline is "haha my partner raped and impregnated me against my will" and "haha I told my daughter she was a mistake" amounts to "Stop making fun of heterosexual relationships, I am allowed to make fun of anything I want, and..."
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... ...subtle foreshadowing.... I'm just gonna leave this here and move on to another subject.
I've discussed Ellen using Merari to delete responses of others, hell, even shown you that she deletes her own comments when they get negative attention.
But, of course, Ellen exists outside of Reddit as well.
To take down things outside of the scope of Merari, she uses DMCAForce.
They were, for instance, the ones who sent the DMCA notice to Null following the doxx.
Your failure to remove the following URL(s) within a reasonable time period has prompted this Second Copyright Infringement Notification. Please be advised that the initial Copyright Infringement Notification was sent on behalf of Pizzacake Comics. Your Internet host service provider has been notified of this Second Copyright Infringement Notification in hopes that this matter will be handled expeditiously. Thank you, in advance for your prompt attention to this matter.
Contact Information
Copyright Owner Name: Pizzacake Comics
DMCA Agent:
Mark Bauman
1286 University Ave 383
San Diego, CA 92101
Telephone: (619) 800-1510
Email: notice AT dmcaforce.com
There's, however, one problem with her use of DMCAForce. A big one. Despite her stance on AI, which she has ranted about even as I made this post...
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as well as the large amount of anti AI posts she has made, including two very recent comics of hers....
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...just going on the company page will reveal a very uncomfortable truth. Yes, the tool Ellen uses to silence criticism, including sending DMCA takedown notices to Null and Based if True...is AI. Ellen will abandon any pretense of being a moral person that fights for her cause the moment she has to prevent someone from talking about her.
And who would be better to prevent from talking than good ol' r/pizzacakesnark, the main hub for uncensored discussion about Ellen. Gather 'round, lads an' lasses, fer I'll tell ye the tale o' the takin' in water o' Rumale Shanties.
There be many tales about the greatness o' Rumale Shanties. Such a splendid brig it been. Many o' which, I've told ye before.
One tale, 'owever, I've 'eld out on 'till now. The tale o' 'er takin' in water.
It been the start o' winter. The crew, lead by Alrighty Chef, 'as recently taken down the redskins raiding 'er boat with the unexpected 'elp o' a Kraken. Not one o' them suspected a thin'.
They 'ad all but forgotten about a letter, intercepted by the Sharty gang, between the fellow bard o' the Comedies man-o'-war, Rumale, an' 'er fellow Cap'n, Merari, which read as follows:
Today
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8:46 AM
There's a reddit users
Whos posting screenshots from my personal fb page...
This is a really obsessive person on pizzacakesnark and I'm actually kinda scared of them
U/ok-cook-7542
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9:13 AM
I'm honestly scared to post on reddit at all at this point. I may have to back out of the 3 million user celebration
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9:16 AM
Have you filed a MCoC report?
You need to report that person, report that subreddit, block them and tell reddit that youll take legal action if the harassment continues
Yarr, arr, matey, yarr seein' this here?
"the 'ate vessels that there creep on me"?
Ye see, the crew o' Rumale Shanties was no ordinary gentlemen o' fortune. They followed Rumale wherether she went an' gathered evidence o' their wrongdoing, followin' the law to the tea.
Rumale an' Merari was tryin' to get rid o' them fer a while, but ne'er succeeded, at least fer a time.
They especially dreaded Alrighty Chef, whom they was so terrified o', they refused to sail anywhere nearrr their usual routes.
They, thus, awaited the chance to finally sink 'er ship.
It been followin' this here drawin' that there the redskins attacked again, fiercer an' bolder, but that there tale been already told before also. What no one could 'ave known at the time been that there a rat 'as already boarded the Comedies man-o'-war an' pried on their conversations, all unbeknownst. I've sang a shanty about the ordeal before, so fer a full tale, go there, an' I'll be retellin' it to all the men at the table.
As this here been goin' on, Oli T. Board Cleaner 'as distanced 'emself from the raid, claimin' their crew been unaffiliated with the redskins, bein' extremely defensive o' the 'ole ordeal.
Many a sailor expressed their discontent fer the actions o' the Rumale Shanties whilst Oli denied any involvement in the raids.
'owever, the reality isn't so simple. There's been at least one sailor that there been a part o' the redskins crew.
Smoreo, active within the lower deck's discussions,
whose interest in the tales o' the Kraken
been shared by one o' the most notorious reskins. Even more suspiciously, out o' the blue, Oli made this here 'ere announcement to the entire crew.
Ye see, fer a time, fer a right price, ye'd been able to get access to the lower deck, where the fellow sailors exposed themselves fer their mutual amusement, documentin' their bodies in sketches.
The 'eads o' the ship was clearly unconcerned about rats in the crew, puttin' these sketches in tarverns, fer everyone to see, until now.
Oli implemented a system o' all sketches bein' burned after seven moons, as well as all past sketches bein' thrown overboard as grub fer the fish, but the rat been more speed, catch some wind, lads.
The Shanters breathed a sigh o' relief, able to take a rest at the tavern, sailin' on the seas fer farrr too long...but the celebrations was short lived.
All the sudden, the brig been ambushed by multiple ships. Gentlemen o' fortune from all the seven seas 'ave boarded the brig, plundered its decks, struck down its crew an', finally, sent it to the Davy Jones's locker with countless cannonballs.
Apparently, it been revenge fer their repeated stalkin' an' 'arassment o' the crew...
Why that be a buncha rotten planks, I think I need no explain.
Alrighty Cook stayed down with the ship an' tried negotiatin' with the other vessels...eventually...Davy Jones himself...
but there been no 'elp. The ship 'as gone below the water, swallowed 'ole by the depths.
When Rumale learned o' this here, she cheered, while denyin' 'er involvement in the raid.
Oli still denied their involvement in this here affair also, but they thanked whoever did.
It been but a pyrrhic victory, 'owever.
The Shanters, like Alrighty Cook, whom miraculously survived facin' off against Davy Jones 'imself, left without a vessel, spread themselves all o'er the seven seas, findin' a new 'ome an' spreadin' the word o' Rumale's misadventures. Shanties on the brig's takin' in water, like one by Bold If Be Right, Rumale's old adversary, was 'eard sang by sailors on many ships, even Comedies 'erself.
She been eventually driven away from 'er own ship, 'itchin' a ride on other vessels.
Such be the tale o' the takin' in water o' Rumale Shanties.
...boo? What do you mean "boo?" Too cryptic and nonsensical? Well, fuck me for trying to spice things up, I guess!
Another section where the best way to describe it is just providing you with a longer post on a particularly egregious instance of it.
I'll correct the spelling mistakes though. I wrote it when I was blind on both of my eyes instead of just one like a true pirate.
...no, it's not gonna be in the piratespeak again, yarr.
...oh, right, the quoteposts are fucked as per usual...I guess you can still go into the OG post?
I've tried removing the quotes but that just deletes the entire section, glad I've got backup.
So, Ellen made a post recently, called "Let's not" on r/comics, and which she later reposted on her userpage, which included this comic.
I, however, cannot link to it nor the replies in any fashion, due to reasons which will become clear soon. Screenshots will, therefore, bave to suffice, as they are still accessible via her userpage.
Let's go through them one by one, shall we?
First, the "big reply", as I call it, a remark she includes in a separate post which has some witty commentary about it.
An unfunny joke, in this instance, though Ellen has most definitely went to jail for drug possession before.
You may also notice something else about this post, especially if I do a bit of translation.
"u/usunięto" stands for "u/removed".
"[usunięto]"stands for "[removed]".
Moving on, then. Spoilering this due to a whole lot of nothing.
Sure you are, Ellen.
Ellen, please, stop. No one is impressed by your persecution fetish.
Sure.
Suuuuuure...
The irony. "NO, NO, NO, WDYM?! I DON'T CONDEMN SOMEONE SAYING THEY OUGHT TO SHOOT THIS GUY WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED AGAIN? THE COMIC TOTALLY DIDN'T ALLUDE TO THAT, AND I TOTALLY HADN'T MADE AN ALLADIN COMIC WISHING DEATH UPON THIS UNSPECIFIED INDIVIDUAL!"
The replies, then. Not spoilering any of this since it's much more interesting.
The comics in question, dug up from my archives.
The former is the comic that led to a strike on her Facebook account, the one that triggered her "nazi conversion therapy" remark, which she blamed the ban of her Threads account on. That I've covered in recklessness.
The latter is the comic that Ellen ranted about removal of a few days before that 3 million celeberation post rant I've brought up in the previous section.
Oli had a perfectly normal one after its removal too btw.
I am not sure if these two comics are a subject of the same thing as the one I'm discussing here, but it seems possible.
More replies then.
A reply from a mod of r/comics, talking about the situation...
I'm sure it won't backfire later on.
Irony.
Ellen is too afraid to link her Reddit to Bluesky, but will happily link her pornsites to platforms that it openly violates TOS on.
Oh, and she does it later!
The silence is pretty telling...we'll get to that.
A removed comment...gee, I sure do wonder what mod removed it!
I think that's it for the replies here.
There's, however, one glaring issue with this response on Reddit.
Ellen wants people to believe that she is being silenced by social medias, to remain a perpetual victim. Therefore, when she was called out on Threads about being a pussy, she had to assert the fsct that she's being harassed by the social media admins.
Thus, she hatched a plan.
She made a comic that was seemingly offensive enough that it would be believable for it to be removed. She asked the r/comics mod staff, or, specifically, u/merari01, her pet, to remove her post after a few hours have passed. She then damage controlled on Reddit, claiming the attacks came from other Redditors, which the other mods cheered her up on and off site, she outright claimed Reddit admins were censoring her.
It wasn't ever about the comic being offensive or not. She simply orchestrated the whole drama to appear a victim of the internet censorship she herself is responsible for.
By now, we've covered symptoms of Ellen's anti-social personality disorder.
Each of them plays a crucial role in Ellen's online behaviour.
- Pervasive deviance resulted is her main source of income being low effort porn focusing on either Ellen's very specific and, often, illegal, sexual fantasies and fetishes, or generic and bland goonerbait comics. It also allows her to advertise it in a way that's almost like exhibitionism, exposing her extremely horny side to unsuspecting new Patrons...also drug addiction, but we'll get to that.
- Deception drives Ellen to use logical fallacies and outright lies as defense for her actions, but also advertise her porn via a mix of persecution complex and pure, unfiltered ragebait.
- Impulsivity causes Ellen's sudden spikes of activity, long psychotic rants and manic episodes. It also leads to her obsessing over a certain comic series, only to drop it instantly once she's over it, even if she's at the final episode.
- Irritability leads her to take criticism in a very personal way and cope in very unhealthy ways, believing she's directly harassed.
- Aggression makes her use unethical means to get back at people she hates so much and snap at things a normal human shouldn't find particularly offensive.
- Recklessness results in her putting her, her family and her associates in danger by, without putting much thought, releasing private information about them online, including incriminating evidence.
- Manipulation, then, is a series of ways in which Ellen bends everyone around her to her very will.
These (as well as two symtopms, which I'll cover later, but in a more personal-to-Ellen context), combined, can answer most of our questions regarding Ellen's online activity and her reputation out there.
However, not everyone can spend the time to investigate all of this by themselves, not even read all of this fully, with a critical eye.
In those cases, Ellen will attempt to fill in the gaps by using all the aforementioned tactics, to change the public's perception of events and whom she is.
Let's take a few popular opinions about Ellen and debunk them, using the information from these last seven sections.
First, one of the first comics that show up when you look up "Pizzacake" on Reddit.
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Less so nowadays, but, back in the day, Ellen used to be known primarly as a quirky cat lady that made cat and family drawings almost exclusively.
In one of the prior sections, I've shown you a video where Ellen responded to exactly that sort of belief...but I can't remember linking you to it, so I'll just link it again.
As Ellen says here herself, just because she makes cat drawings and posts about her white nuclear family, doesn't mean she doesn't tackle political subjects, and she did so for quite a while.
This comic is particularly agregious to me, as, by the time it was posted, this was Ellen's regular output.
Hell, the exact same day as it got posted, Ellen made this one.
Even the comments point this out.
...actually, y'know, going by most relevant will probably give us the most nuanced takes, so let's continue. Then, this one.
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...this reply would actually be pretty reasonable, if not for the whole "left wing" thing...
It's actually something Based if True and Mr. Asian Pie both attached themselves to heavily in their critiques of Pizzacake.
I'm gonna show you a lot more examples of her going against the very ideas she promotes...but let's actually do a fun game to show you just how bad it gets with Ellen!
Here are a total of six statements on illegal immigration, made either by Trump, or Ellen.
Your job is to guess which one each of them belongs to.
I'll provide you with their sources at the end, so you can see for yourself where they come from and, more importantly, that they're all real.
Ready?
Now all I see are people crapping all over XXXXXXXXX for deporting their terrorist asses back to XXXXXXXXX.
XXXXXXXXXX turned the XXXXXXXXXX into a dumping ground, allowing tens of millions of criminals from all over the world to pour into our country.
If you import the Third World, you become the Third World.
They come to this country with the soul purpose of destroying parts of it and killing our people mercilessly.
It boggles my mind how an entire political party openly admits to caring more about the rights of violent criminals than the safety of their citizens
This animal was allowed to stay here because XXXXXXXXXX granted him temporary protective status.
...shockingly simillar, aren't they?
If you think you've got it, open this spoiler and see for yourself.
Ellen (Full quote: "Now all I see are people crapping all over Stephen Harper for deporting their terrorist asses back to Pakistan.")
Trump (Full quote: "To my fellow Republicans, and frankly all Common Sense Americans, NEVER FORGET that Joe Biden and the Democrat Party turned the United States of America into a dumping ground, allowing Tens of MILLIONS of Criminals, Lunatics, and the Mentally Insane from all over the World to pour into our Country, totally unvetted and unchecked through our wide Open Borders.")
Trump (Full quote: "As I've said all along, if you import the Third World, you become the Third World, and that is what happened over the four years of Democrat Control")
Ellen (Full quote: "Even if you come to this country with the soul purpose of destroying parts of it and killing their people mercillessly.")
Ellen (Full quote: "It boggles my mind how an entire political party openly admits to caring more about the rights of violent criminals than the safety of their citizens.")
Trump (Full quote: "This animal was allowed to stay here because the Biden Administration granted him, and all Haitians, "Temporary Protective Status," a massively abused and fraudulent program which my Administration is working to terminate, but Deranged Liberal District Court Judges are standing in our way.")
This, as well as many other examples which we'll eventually get to, show that Ellen's a lot more right than she seems.
It's true that someone's political views can shift over time, but I don't believe that's the case, especially from all the current stuff we see from her.
She's a lot more like a typical ragebaiter, attaching herself to the most controversial take at a given time, regardless of the "side" of the political spectrum.
Another one, and another common takeaway.
As seen in aggression, Ellen used BHJ as a mere scapegoat, to get away from the rape comic accusations (which we'll have to discuss there eventually, as it's also a good case of Ellen manipulating facts).
She is also actively dangerous to society, for instance, doxxing her haters and sharing her children's personal info online and attaching them to her porn career, something which has resulted in child porn of them being made.
Not really any fallacies here, but being a sex worker by herself, even while having children, is not wrong.
The problem is when you're making porn under the same username you make comics featuring your kids (both in the production process, and in the comics themselves), as seen in in recklessness. Oh, yeah, I haven't shown you that here.
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Then, an r/OutOfTheLoop post on Pizzacake, this should be good.
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While the "keyboard warrior" is a bit too into it, the only part that's really wrong is "revenge porn".
It's a common misconception of Ellen's rape comic, originating from the BHJ drama itself.
The definition of revenge porn is as follows, from Wikipedia.
Revenge porn is the distribution of sexually explicit images or videos of individuals without their consent,< with the punitive intention to create public humiliation or character assassination out of revenge against the victim. The material may have been made by an ex-partner from an intimate relationship with the knowledge and consent of the subject at the time, or it may have been made without their knowledge. The subject may have experienced sexual violence during the recording of the material, in some cases facilitated by psychoactive chemicals such as date rape drugs which also cause a reduced sense of pain and involvement in the sexual act, dissociative effects and amnesia and such.
By the very definition, the hater comic cannot be revenge porn, as it doesn't depict a real individual, but Ellen's hater OC (see: deviancy).
The closest thing to revenge porn would be the Painter comic, featuring a real person, most likely without their consent, but, as it's only a drawing, it also doesn't count.
If anything, Jeff is more likely to be guilty of this...but I'm getting ahead of myself...
So far, reasonable, but to the last guy, Ellen has harassed people a lot more than r/pizzacakesnark ever did.
What follows this, however, is exactly the sorta thing I wanted to point out.
Multiple things of note here.
As shown in deception, specifically, Ellen is responsible for this one herself.
Specifically, when she was exposed for drawing this comic several months prior during the BHJ drama, she banked on the fact that people cannot see the comics without paying for them (which cost $12/58, respectively), and, later, because they were removed, and claimed the comic depicted something completely different than it actually did, in this instance, "kinky consensual roleplay" and "BDSM". I'll touch up on why she has such skewed view of BDSM when we get to her callous and unemotional traits, but it doesn't apply here when the descriptions of these very comics read "Oh silly man, did you think it would be that easy?" and "Poor guy (not really he deserved it lol)".
Besides, they aren't the only rape comics in Ellen's arsenal, and some of them are even worse than this. All of that, I've described in deviancy.
This guy breaks it down very well, actually.
Not allegedly though, Ellen confirmed it was down for a bit...well, before denying it (see: shifting the goalposts, deception, again)
Eyy, Cook in clutch!
I think that's about the end of this comment chain and most of the big things. One more post and we'll call it for the day.
Actually, no, this this is...pretty loaded and actually allows me to tie it up everything pretty handy.
We'll skip over the left feminist thing since that's, again, a facade.
Ellen does post "softcore porn" on her Reddit. Specifically, part 1 of her long-running (mostly due to the downtime between parts) shitty straight-coded yuri smut selfcest fanfic, then a cropped panel of her naked buff woman OC from part 9, used in a comic advertising the series.
In addition to this...uhhh...do I even need to say anything?
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Her comics weren't read as misandric. They were misandric.
As I've pointed out when we first got to the comic, she compared women being raped to men being robbed. If that isn't dismissing men being raped, I don't know what is...
...well, her other misandric content certainly doesn't help, but we'll get to that at the very end of our discussion of Ellen.
Hell, her first Threads activity in thirteen hours, as I was ready to do the final spellchecks and publish this post...was a misandric reply.
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Again, Ellen doesn't really, y'know, promote said content like that.
Hell, even a lot of her Discord mods and admins only found out about her porn after subscribing to her Patreon, think Oli themselves, actually. I'll dig it up for when we get to talking about Ellen's followers in a later section.
...in any case, as you can see, Ellen, using the various manipulation tactics, has made all of her fans, as well as most of her critics, believe that she's a person that she simply isn't.
That she's just a normal person, like them, fighting for their rights!
It's actually what her fans on SimpCity belive in, too!
Later comments also talk a lot about WHY Ellen has the appeal she has.
It's not because she is hot, because she isn't, or because she has something unique. Her content is lazy AF. Even they admit it.
It's simply because Ellen pretends to be a comic artist, keeping her nudes secret, until you go into her Patreon to support her and see that she does porn as well.
She is betting on people who see her comics to go "oh, I like that person", or "oh, I agree with that person", or "oh, this person is the only person that understands me", or just people who seek validation, to then sub to her Patreon and Onlyfans on trust alone. She wants to guilt trip them/pity them into subbing to her. That's why she does the political ragebait, that's why she calls all men evil. She wants the men who follow her to go "I am not one of them, I actually support what she is saying!" and then sub to her.
I'd recommend you read the full post, actually. I've labeled it as "Ellen, the Sex Pest" below. It clarifies a lot of things detailing Ellen's percieved opinion and how she uses it.
To quote 1984...
The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command. His heart sank as he thought of the enormous power arrayed against him, the ease with which any Party intellectual would overthrow him in debate, the subtle arguments which he would not be able to understand, much less answer. And yet he was in the right! They were wrong and he was right.
For now...let's get to the crux of Ellen's manipulation.
The main tactic that Ellen uses to appear as a defender of something while simultaenously being against it.
From 1984.
To know and not to know, to be conscious of complete truthfulness while telling carefully constructed lies, to hold simultaneously two opinions which cancelled out, knowing them to be contradictory and believing in both of them, to use logic against logic, to repudiate morality while laying claim to it, to believe that democracy was impossible and that the Party was the guardian of democracy, to forget whatever it was necessary to forget, then to draw it back into memory again at the moment when it was needed, and then promptly to forget it again, and above all, to apply the same process to the process itself—that was the ultimate subtlety: consciously to induce unconsciousness, and then, once again, to become unconscious of the act of hypnosis you had just performed. Even to understand the word—doublethink—involved the use of doublethink.
Doublethink was described by Carl Freedman as a satiric and abstract concept. He commented that although Orwell illustrates how the concept operates, he does not explain why it can be mentally performed. The process serves the needs of the Party by fabricating information but requires the human brain to accept two different ideas at the same time and without a logical conclusion. It also requires the brain to perform the act of doublethink without even acknowledging it. He concluded that the concept needed a social or psychological basis, such as the concept of mauvaise foi by Jean-Paul Sartre, the idea of self-contradiction in the bourgeoisie in acknowledging the exploitation of workers.
Mike Martin argued that doublethink is Orwell's expression of self-deception, meaning the human mind's unwillingness to confront uncomfortable truths for reasons of shame, guilt or to reject responsibility. He noted the resemblance between Orwell's description and Sartre's expression of self-deception in Being and Nothingness, a book published six years before Nineteen Eighty-Four. Martin considered the purpose of the Party's influence over the population using doublethink is to prevent the rise of alternative ideologies while also controlling individuals in order to involve them in their own loss of freedom and rational thought.
Amongst Ellen's online posts, comments and other forms of content, however, it becomes apparent that, at least to some extent, Ellen fully believes in the same concepts she is going against.
It's what allows her to make an anti piracy comic as an advertisement for her porn, which she'll threathen to sue you for pirating.
It's what allows her to accuse other comic artists of plagiarism whilst releasing a plagiarised comic that exact day.
It's what allows her to speak out against racism and misandry, calling her critics nazis for disagreeing, while also actively spewing hate speech against white men.
It's what allows her to make protest nudes and political comics whilst never showing up to any actual protest.
It's what allows her to make fun of fraudulent copyright claims, then fraudulent copyright claiming a youtuber.
It's what allows her to doxx her critics whilst speaking out against doxxing when she's doxxed herself.
It's what allows her to be a trans rights defender, all whilst misgendering trans people, using offensive terms like "passing", or reducing trans people to be the same as crossdressers.
This is also what she's teaching her followers.
This is why Ellen is so dangerous.
It's not that she's a woke liberal woman advocates for trans rights.
She's an anti-social wreck that can't function in a normal society, using leftist views as a shield from criticism whilst, in actuality, she's a lot closer to the right than people give her credit for.
Soon, you'll get to see, first hand, just how deep this truly goes...hold on, I think I've heard a doorbell. Be right back. ...oh no...it's Merari...
WELP, THAT'S THE END OF THIS PART, I'LL GO GET MY TRUSTY SHOVEL.
IF I DON'T GET BACK IN A REASONABLE AMOUNT OF TIME, EXPECT THE WORST.
In addition to the above, as we're at a halfway mark, here's a promised section with all the relevant links.
I'm not joking when I say that the next part might fundamentally change how you view Ellen as a person.
It's a big one, one me and my co-researcher, Ok Cook, have been gathering evidence for many months, putting it all together, piece by piece, bits and pieces we're figuring out even as we're writing this.
It's gonna begin to tackle Ellen's callous and unemotional traits, starting off with her romantic life and kids.
For this, however, we'll have to listen to some pretty shitty music...so get ready.
First, I like the thrill of connecting the dots and figuring out the deeper mystery. It's why I've initially been a massive fan of Flutter, as there is just so much unknowns about her.
Ellen, as a person that only began being seen as a lolcow recently, deeply fascinates me, and me and my co-researcher have singlehandedly uncovered so much of the deeper intrigue.
Second, I don't like lolcows that are lolcows purely because of their mental health/gender and nothing else. Think Daniel Larson with how his mental condition makes him fall for obvious illegal shit, or Bossmanjack with his main defining features being addiction to drinking and gambling, or a lot of trans people who are there solely because they're trans.
Ellen's a deeply troubled individual that never got over her past trauma and doomed their life many years ago, forcing to live out the consequences. It's what fascinates me.
Third, it's sorta due to my personal beliefs. As someone who's very liberal and this is what people think of when they think "a liberal", I feel offended by her constant misandry, racism and whatnot.
Fourth, and most importantly...when I was a Chris Chan guy, I've mostly felt ostracized. The community is mostly comprised of the same few old trolls that gatekeep Chris from anyone else. Especially with the CWCki page about me, I've felt that people wouldn't respect my research and constantly question me about everything. They already believe I've done several things I've never done, like leaking a person's SSN when I was one of the three people who've uncovered it and censored it all ourselves.
Ellen...I feel like my OSINT work here is actually paying off, that people are actually respecting what I do, and I feel good about it. Especially since I love doing work like this, just digging up information, compiling them and making a fun writeup.
Blud just admit its your pixelated ass fetish. Its ok, we're not judging.
We know when you are talking about getting a girl with an "Onion Ass" you don't mean one with an ass so fine it brings a tear to your eye, you mean one where you can put a cutting board down and chop an onion without it being anything other than completely level.
The other one is much more concerning to me. (archive)
Several reasons, actually.
First, the comic is not on Patreon, despite nearly all porn posts coming to Patreon first. Second, Onlyfans no image preview, like what Patreon does.
Third...uhhhh
The first part was titled "Euro-style". This has potential implications.
Especially as all the comics she made around the time WERE exhibitionism.
Fourth, Ellen has already broken the "no public nudity" Onlyfans rule before, as I've discussed in this post and part 8 of the psycho analysis.
I'm really hoping my April Fools joke wasn't actually correct...
Of course, as both Kemono and Coomer are fucked, we likely won't learn about any of this for quite a while...
Update #3 - Ellen reposted the Self Aware comic on Reddit...we're gonna get some gold there, I bet...
(archive)
Since the comic name itself tells us the exact sorta shit we're gonna get, I'm probably just gonna skim over them unless I have any better feedback.
This is more interesting...not even because of Ellen literally hasving all of those traits...but also because of what we'll learn about her family.in part 12...
Back to accidental self awareness.
This one is my favorite because Ellen is the walking argument against therapy culture. You know this bitch "holds space" and "practices mindfulness" and yet not one iota of personal growth past her middle-school wannabe mean girl mentality.
And this is just perfect because it's Ellen accidentally describing herself, only replace "profits" with "pointless reddit kharma." At least our hypothetical emotionally stunted businessman has a jacuzzi full of champagne he can fuck hookers in.
