Michael J "Mike" Hirtes / MHirtes / Aristocrat / Polterbob / Slep / Totem Sanic / Aspergercorn - Chris obsessed old man, A-Log 2.0, EXTENSIVE history of online fuckery in fur community

[Jewelsmakerguy]

You live long enough to see yourself become a lolcow, or you die a kiwifarmer.

The fact he's been at this since the 90s makes it obvious he well passed that point a long time ago.

He just happened to get worse as soon as Chris, Dragoneer and Trump came into the picture.

 

[sbm1990]

If your twitter tag is "FUKK_U_CHRIS" you're probably worse than chris.

With tags like that, I would've sworn that this was just a dumbass "edgy" teenager, not a serverly autistic 53 year old grown man.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Why do these kind of people join the farms?
"I'm a little special in the head, am very open with my dumb fetishes because the internet needs to know what I get off to, and am a huge attention whore that loves to shit on people who barely acknowledge my existence. I want to connect with other people and have a few laughs, maybe I should sign up to that KeeWee Farms dot Com and join a community that has a 99.9% chance of fucking hating me and laughing at me because I'm incredibly similar to other spergs they make threads about. That's a good trick."

Just why?

they have legit actual autism and don't pick up on social cues that would tell that it would be a bad idea to join.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

With tags like that, I would've sworn that this was just a dumbass "edgy" teenager, not a serverly autistic 53 year old grown man.

edgy teenager, 53-year old autistic loon, it's easy to make that mistake.

 

[Collections Agent]

Die totem sanic

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

Congrats Totem Sanic, you got your own featured thread! You should come post and say a few words.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

Die totem sanic

Do it right.

Eid cinas metot eid.

 

[Poor Choices]

tbh I'm surprised this much has been documented about his apparent long internet history of doxing himself and no one has a picture of him. I'm not proud that I want to see what the king of weens looks like.

 

[bottomfeeder]

Good thread.

 

[Virus]

See, this is why you don't trust anyone with a sonic related avatar.

 

[Lurkman]

"Grrr I hate Chris REEEEEEE"

"Grrr Chris is such a fucking idiot REEEEEEE"

"Grrr let me go on a hate train because it's not like I have a life to do anything else with to hate on a manchild that everyone else already mocks who is only slightly worse than me REEEEEEE"

*insert rant on how Chris-Chan makes the autistic community look bad here*

 

[Pointless Pedant]

If @Michael J Hirtes drowns in a hot tub, I'm sure there will be plenty of celebration here.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Prime example why when signing up there's a message that says that the farms may ruin your life. Except in this guys case, his life was already fucked up, we're just learning how much.

 

[AutistocLolCow]

Hey guys, I just joined.. So whats going o.... oh....

 

[tardwrangler]

I love how he's been at this shit for like 20 years and still can't come up with anything better than "u r pedo reeetard! die fat dum dum! gay!"

I think it's universally understood that half the people in this forum probably deserve their own halal thread but this clustefuck of autism OP unearthed is.... truly exceptional

 

[drain]

I love how he's been at this shit for like 20 years and still can't come up with anything better than "u r pedo reeetard! die fat dum dum! gay!"

tbh, a person who spent 20 years trying to be an edgy troll probably isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer

 

[RK 672]

While I'm not 100% certain on this, it appears that he had an older account on here back in 2015: https://kiwifarms.net/members/chipmunk-with-a-banana.5430/ (http://archive.is/0oWgv)

It has the same avatar as his Twitter account, plus he started a thread on Jim Groat, Mike's arch-nemesis. He made a thread about the FurAffinity hackings and other threads about hating furries. He made a-loggy posts about Chris and had a strong dislike for Republicans, all of which also apply to Mike.

 

[WeeGee]

Lol he deleted his Twitter.

But not before these got snagged:

http://archive.is/moujE
My god, he should joint Tony Goldmark's autistic Twitter crusade against Trump at this point.

 

[drain]

Lol he deleted his Twitter.

But not before these got snagged:

http://archive.is/moujE
My god, he should joint Tony Goldmark's autistic Twitter crusade against Trump at this point.

Nice damage control @Michael J Hirtes! Nobody never, ever, tried that!

 

[Null]

help i am mad with power