Michael J "Mike" Hirtes / MHirtes / Aristocrat / Polterbob / Slep / Totem Sanic / Aspergercorn - Chris obsessed old man, A-Log 2.0, EXTENSIVE history of online fuckery in fur community

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Who's the biggest A-Log now?

  • Anthony Logatto / A-Log (the original)

    Votes: 97 13.5%
  • Phillip Delici / Isabel Araujo / ADF

    Votes: 53 7.4%
  • Darrel Motel (Christian Fundie A-Log)

    Votes: 6 0.8%
  • Field Marshal Crappenberg / Roketsune

    Votes: 19 2.6%
  • Michael Hirtes / Slep / Totem Sanic

    Votes: 544 75.7%

  • Total voters
    719
I love how he's been at this shit for like 20 years and still can't come up with anything better than "u r pedo reeetard! die fat dum dum! gay!"

I think it's universally understood that half the people in this forum probably deserve their own halal thread but this clustefuck of autism OP unearthed is.... truly exceptional
Yeah but half of the people on this forum understand that they shouldnt melt the fuck down and act like a tard when things dont go their way or they get scolded or whatever, if they want to avoid being made fun of. You learn that lesson in like, kindergarten. Dude's like middle age and still throwing temper tantrums.
 
Not sure if anyone has actually looked at it, but here is the google maps sat image of his address https://www.google.com/maps/@41.2566795,-95.852471,162m/data=!3m1!1e3?hl=en

You'll note that it says "Municipal Housing Agency" on the map. Yep, @Michael J Hirtes lives in the Council Bluffs projects, right across from the police department which I'm sure is handy for them, not having to drive to break up the domestic issues, and arrest the meth heads.

That's no shit, we call it the "white trash tribe reservation" but Methcil Bluffs seems to be the best fit, even dispatchers call it that. You'll most often see Council Bluffs fine upstanding citizens lurking about the Union Pacific yard trying to hop cars that they think are headed west to California and the like. Boy are they surprised when the grain car they hopped gets dropped above the Hi Line in Montana.

Even Google Maps seems to hate it. Look at all the nice green areas surrounding it, even in Omaha proper. Council Bluffs looks like God took a shit on the Nebraska/Iowa border and Iowa got stuck with it.
 
I feel like this guy's name has awakened neurons in the very back of my brain that haven't fired off in two decades, but I can't exactly place his name to any hard memories I have.

In any case, thanks for the new avatar @Michael J Hirtes !
You should use the uncensored version and then report on how long it took to get your avatar permissions revoked.
 
Well, he's a Democrat, an Autist, and a furfag, so the chances are pretty good that he's planning one out right now that he's been outed. I'll wager $10 USD that he tries his shooting spree within three months, but that he's shot by a cop or someone with a Concealed Firearms License before he can hurt anyone.

Honestly he'd probably get caught before he even does the deed. Seeing how he thinks sending a news network's twitter a photoshop of Chris Chan incest would win him brownie points with Kiwifarms, he wouldn't understand that googling "how to successfully implement a mass shooting" would raise some red flags with the government.
 
Play stupid games (sperg to Chris) get stupid prizes, your very own lolcow thread.
And the "honor" to be the running for Lolcow of the Year. And perhaps even Halal of the Year. Though that's a given at this point.

Is he posting at /cow/ yet about all those Kiwi losers?
Probably is.

Only problem (for him), they probably read the thread beforehand and are mocking him as much as we are, if not more.
 
Not sure if anyone has actually looked at it, but here is the google maps sat image of his address https://www.google.com/maps/@41.2566795,-95.852471,162m/data=!3m1!1e3?hl=en

You'll note that it says "Municipal Housing Agency" on the map. Yep, @Michael J Hirtes lives in the Council Bluffs projects, right across from the police department which I'm sure is handy for them, not having to drive to break up the domestic issues, and arrest the meth heads.



That's no shit, we call it the "white trash tribe reservation" but Methcil Bluffs seems to be the best fit, even dispatchers call it that. You'll most often see Council Bluffs fine upstanding citizens lurking about the Union Pacific yard trying to hop cars that they think are headed west to California and the like. Boy are they surprised when the grain car they hopped gets dropped above the Hi Line in Montana.

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Rather charitable dont you think?

what cartoon animals did you have sexual thoughts about?
https://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/bof/images/4/48/KattBF2.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20080229032150

He's got some art talent, I'll give him that. Which is more than I can say for most fur fag art I've seen.
He didnt draw those images on the front page.
 
Yeah but half of the people on this forum understand that they shouldnt melt the fuck down and act like a tard when things dont go their way or they get scolded or whatever, if they want to avoid being made fun of. You learn that lesson in like, kindergarten. Dude's like middle age and still throwing temper tantrums.
Unfortunately, while half the people her learn to not meltdown, it didn't prevent some members becoming halal. Then again, some of those people did end up having threads here because of what got them banned (Homer for sperging about feminist, Mapdark with furries). Much as we can all say we are adults, that wouldn't stop us from being like kids and throwing a tantrum, especially when said tantrum only makes you look like a sped when shown how much of a sped you were being, such as with Totem Sanic making Twitter post toward Chris and then denying them.

Is he posting at /cow/ yet about all those Kiwi losers?
It's only a matter of time before he goes to /cow/ to sperg about the Farms. Though it wouldn't be surprising if he managed to get outed on /cow/ as an exceptional Kiwi that managed to get himself halal'd on the very forum he's bitching about.
 
Unfortunately, while half the people her learn to not meltdown, it didn't prevent some members becoming halal. Then again, some of those people did end up having threads here because of what got them banned (Homer for sperging about feminist, Mapdark with furries). Much as we can all say we are adults, that wouldn't stop us from being like kids and throwing a tantrum, especially when said tantrum only makes you look like a sped when shown how much of a sped you were being, such as with Totem Sanic making Twitter post toward Chris and then denying them.


It's only a matter of time before he goes to /cow/ to sperg about the Farms. Though it wouldn't be surprising if he managed to get outed on /cow/ as an exceptional Kiwi that managed to get himself halal'd on the very forum he's bitching about.

Only /cow/ thread that mentions this guy would be here:

https://8ch.net/cow/res/275394.html#q275994

I'm not sure if the thread in general is just a shitposting thread for /cow/ members to fling shit at each other or if the OPL of this halal thread is actually posting in it though.
 
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