💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.7%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 275 40.2%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 92 13.5%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 162 23.7%

  • Total voters
    684
She's a streamer who did Depp vids, I think also Marilyn Manson stuff. I don't remember if they did any collaboration but she's been flirting with lawtubers for a few years now.
She did multiple streams together with Andrea Burkhart. She is pretty stupid and her legal opinions are about as valid as mine, a random poster on KF.
Not very relevant opinion wise, but she does pick up overlooked cases and brings attention to them, like the Marilyn Manson DV case that turned out to be fraudulent.

Nick pursuing her would be like lawtube dumpster diving.
 

  • Aaron's attorney claimed the note from Dr. Steve is a forgery. Dr. Steve did not forge a document. "I don't know why everyone has this wrong in the Dabbleverse!"
  • Nick says if Dr. Steve were to testify in front of the judge, there would be no problem with the note. He goes on to say it's problematic if it's issue with Stearns County. It's not a complication if Dr. Steve is not licensed in Nevada. As far as the judge is concerned: "It's not his job. It's not his role. It's not his interest."
  • It was Dr. Steve's duty to take care of Patrick Melton at Hackamania.
  • Nick continues to say Melton is Dr. Steve's patient.
  • Is it a conflict of interest Dr. Steve was paid to be at Hackamania? Nick replies, "what's the conflict?" The answer is there is none.
  • Nick states, "Dr. Steve is NOT under the jurisdiction of Stearns County!"
  • He thinks the judge has no interest in the matter of jurisdiction.
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He's so retarded. Another strawman nonsense stream. The issue is only that Melton waited until the day of the hearing to provide the court with information despite weeks of knowledge of injury and 3 months of scheduled hearing. A continuance for Melton was real easy: agree not talk about Aaron at hackamania. That's it. The judge doesn't care about the doctor or anything he has to say. It's all on Melton.

Don't be so negative.
You simply cannot appreciate Nick's genius.

He is at least 7 moves ahead already.
He has never lost a case he wasn't a part of!
Nick already rested his case! that's how far ahead he is. He's the only one smart enough in that court to pick up in the magic words that he will utter at the perfect time. he will not be DENIED again!
 
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The judge doesn't care about the doctor or anything he has to say. It's all on Melton.
Well, he did not care about the doctor until Melton refused to show up to court and used a note written by a doctor not licensed to practice in the state he wrote it in.

Then suddenly everything becomes relevant.
  • Was Melton not showing up premeditated?
  • Could he not get a valid Doctor's note that said "my patient cannot fly because of his fucked up back" a week prior?
  • Why was the note written by a guy on stage of the same event he refused to sign the stipulation for to get a continuance?
  • Was the same Doctor on stage when the two defendants in the HRO cases were discussing the plaintiff?
Nick really is a fucking retard.

"Hurr, durr, the doctor's note is legit! It does not matter if it was written by a guy who on stage when we were harassing Aaron!!!!"
 
TUGSIMP is claiming she’s seen “CCTV” (with sound) of Nick’s interaction with Mamma K. This is from eternal Melton ballwasher Pat Dixon’s chat last night, after Dixon claimed “Aaron is lying about this sick note shit.”
...
We’ve established TUGSIMP has a direct line to Nick. Did he show her CCTV or is she confusing it with something else? Did Nick post video on Locals that we haven’t seen? Or is this just TUGSIMP being the retard Rekieta fan he deserves?
That crazy bitch is lying her ass off. Any hallway recordings will not have sound.

Are TUGSIMP and Satala in some sort of contest for most brazen liars among the broom brigade? Either they know they're lying or this is some next-level cult delusion:

Cult.webp
Of course Jim knows exactly what to do when too much objective truth seeps into their little bubble:

STFU.webp

Why these cowtippers keep going back into that wretched hell that is the impossibility of reason, as if anyone left there can still be awoken, will never cease to mystify...
 
Nick explains the Quartering situation:
- Everybody says the Internet has rules, but that's not actually true. The "rules of the Internet" are really just the rules of a tiny sector of people with body odor and IQ problems.
- Kino Casino is "two ugly men... and they sit there... and they dress up like retards".
- According to the rules of the Internet, you should just take the abuse and not react, that's what Nick did.
- Was it the right move? Probably not, because if you get all your detractors banned no one will remember them, they'll just go away.
- Everybody just flags shit all the time, nobody cares about this
- all these sector people have been flagging him for years
- Jeremy was never in the sector, he's not bound by its rules
- sector audience is good for money, but also the most inconsistent, hypocritical, self-unaware people on the planet: "Losers!"
- brings up "[possible real name], Captain Manning" as an example
- "This fag uses [their relationship] to claim he has special knowledge about my wife, uh, my life and goes on the Kiwi Farms and says a bunch of shit that isn't true!"
- Kiwi Farms people are broken and have no ability to connect to others they would otherwise have meaningful relationships with; he knows this because he has met... his own fans

Would have been better if he was drunk, but this is pretty solid seethe.
 
I’m sure Melton is thrilled that Nick keeps talking about the Dr. Steve clusterfuck. Dumb bitch still hasn’t figured out how badly he screwed the pooch when he threw his lot in with this fuckup:

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Nick is sober as a judge! (If that judge is drunk Jennifer Fischer.)
 
I’m sure Melton is thrilled that Nick keeps talking about the Dr. Steve clusterfuck. Dumb bitch still hasn’t figured out how badly he screwed the pooch when he threw his lot in with this fuckup:

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Nick is sober as a judge! (If that judge is drunk Jennifer Fischer.)
Regarding this screencap: Nick spent ages arguing that it only matters if Steve is registered in NV if he's in a doctors office, or a hospital. He's essentially saying writing a note for Melton (i.e diagnosing someone) is in the same category as a doctor helping someone on a plane in an emergency. Steve can write a doctors letter because anyone can write a doctors letter. Obviously this makes no sense and Nick lost his marbles around this time.
 
Nick explains the Quartering situation:
- Everybody says the Internet has rules, but that's not actually true. The "rules of the Internet" are really just the rules of a tiny sector of people with body odor and IQ problems.
- Kino Casino is "two ugly men... and they sit there... and they dress up like retards".
- According to the rules of the Internet, you should just take the abuse and not react, that's what Nick did.
- Was it the right move? Probably not, because if you get all your detractors banned no one will remember them, they'll just go away.
- Everybody just flags shit all the time, nobody cares about this
- all these sector people have been flagging him for years
- Jeremy was never in the sector, he's not bound by its rules
- sector audience is good for money, but also the most inconsistent, hypocritical, self-unaware people on the planet: "Losers!"
- brings up "[possible real name], Captain Manning" as an example
- "This fag uses [their relationship] to claim he has special knowledge about my wife, uh, my life and goes on the Kiwi Farms and says a bunch of shit that isn't true!"
- Kiwi Farms people are broken and have no ability to connect to others they would otherwise have meaningful relationships with; he knows this because he has met... his own fans

Would have been better if he was drunk, but this is pretty solid seethe.
As with everything Nick says theres loads of horseshit to unpack but I see two glaring ones

-No one cares about flagging? Says the guy who got a huge groundswell of support when he got yeeted off youtube (and maybe twitter?) for getting baited by some weird ass SJW type. Its what got him all those sweet sweet locals memberships and that Rumble deal which fueled his swinging and drugs. He absolutely knows its one of the worst things you can do in online communities since he grifted the fuck out of it

-TheQuartering was never part of the sector is bullshit, at a minimum he was in tight with sargon and the skeptics to the point he did a video 'gag' eating his semen. He recently and stupidly bragged about going on the killstream 30+ times which is proving a bit of a goldmine to alog him. Oh and Ralph is currently threatening the battle of Jims driveway 2 on him, so yeah doesnt really fly either
 
Please keep flapping your gums, Nick. Never stop. You’re absolutely going to be able to talk your way out of this!
 
Its really telling tho that Nick current fanbase looks at kids awake at 4am and go "yep, totally fine"
The shooting for the NAMBLA yearbook take precedent over homework.
Are TUGSIMP and Satala in some sort of contest for most brazen liars among the broom brigade? Either they know they're lying or this is some next-level cult delusion:
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"wHy ArE yOu sO bOtHeReD?????"

These people need to be collected, put into a box and studied to make sure their braindamage isn't infectious.
They also need to be sterilized to breed the stupid out of humans.
 
- Jeremy was never in the sector, he's not bound by its rules
Nick is so terminally stupid it hurts. The Quartering was on the Boulder Stream ffs, if anything makes you a part of the sektur it's that. Not to mention his feud with Metokur and plenty of other shit I don't remember because I've only recently been forced to give a shit about Jer. It's big of Nick to even try and decide who is and isn't in that community given he's primarily there through hanging off Dick Masterson's balls. I'd sooner accept Ralph's opinion, even in his modern-day xanny zombie state.
4:14AM and this fag is still trying to help his kid with homework!View attachment 8886288
That's insane, sometimes I wish I never became a parent so I couldn't know exactly how awful Nick is at being one.
 
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The shooting for the NAMBLA yearbook take precedent over homework.

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"wHy ArE yOu sO bOtHeReD?????"

These people need to be collected, put into a box and studied to make sure their braindamage isn't infectious.
They also need to be sterilized to breed the stupid out of humans.
He's running out of balldo washers. There was only 4-7 nutjobs in chat today. Jim, tugsimp, Boosch, NicollaMaxwell the main ones. There are not many left.
 
There are not many left.
I find it especially hilarious that Dr. Steve is being pulled down into the mud by Nick and he does not even realize how damaging all the shit he is saying is.
Karmic justice for attending NAMBLAmania I guess. That will teach Dr. Steve to not hang out with fat hunchbacks in the future.
 
- brings up "[possible real name], Captain Manning" as an example
- "This fag uses [their relationship] to claim he has special knowledge about my wife, uh, my life and goes on the Kiwi Farms and says a bunch of shit that isn't true!"
Two years. It has been over TWO YEARS now since "Dear John," and I still do not know what I ever lied about here. At this point, I am not even sure he knows anymore. Assuming he ever did. He's brain damaged.

Besides, I rather think that what fucked his life the hardest wasn't anything said here pre-arrest (no, not even MANdy, despite that getting him his first LCotY award), but rather the fact it got out he doped his daughter. Absolutely nobody here saw that coming, and he is responsible for that.

I mean, really, what is the point of this insanity anymore? Does he really think that continuing to lash out at various people is gonna unfuck his situation? Because it's not.

Nick is so terminally stupid it hurts. He was on the Boulder Stream ffs! Not to mention his feud with Metokur and plenty of other shit I don't remember because I've only recently been forced to give a shit about Jer.
He was a regular with all the other sektor chucklefucks back in 2017-2018. I think I first encountered him as a guest on Morning Kumite (before Tonka fucked that up), or maybe it was Warski Live. I forget which. They supported him on that Magic the Gathering pedo judge shit.

Either way, yeah, claiming Jer isn't in the sektor is dumb. He also knew the ramifications of getting caught flagging someone because of Jarbo.

He's running out of balldo washers. There was only 4-7 nutjobs in chat today. Jim, tugsimp, Boosch, NicollaMaxwell the main ones. There are not many left.
It's why "they're not sending their best" no longer applies anymore. They're simply sending what they have left.
 
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What's especially evil is that when shit hit the fan and they got arrested, instead of being real with April to tell her to go back to Litchfield because the Qover project was over, he kept feeding her hopium for months that it will all be fine and they'll be a happy couple, he essentially had her locked away like a winter coat in summer, atrophying, (mostly) lonely in the house. Eventually the placeholder had to be evicted and shipped off because the situation was untenable

April had a new man within weeks of Nick kicking her out of the second house. April is never a person you should feel bad for. If the new guy divorces her, she'll be remarried to some sap within a year.

I would argue April is the most 'honest' of them, because she understands she just wants a guy to support her (and maybe give her drugs), so its just as likely she was convincing Nick how cool it'd be to keep her around right up until she found a man with less baggage to 'save' her from evil coke lawyer man and his harpy wife.
 
I was wondering about something. With a trial scheduled, are we now officially in the pre-trial phase? Or was this already the case? I tried figuring out the procedures for a HRO case, but the Minnesota legalese is beyond me right now, or I looked in the wrong places.

Doesn't this mean Aaron's lawyer can now file discovery motions?

I think there is a lot of material he should go after here.
  • Messages between Nick and Melton regarding Aaron
  • Messages between Nick and others regarding illegally obtained material from Aaron's Google Account
  • Messages between Nick and 3rd parties who have been spreading and repeating anti-Aaron narratives on social media, various forums, and in livestream chat rooms
  • If Nick possesses a KF account and has posted here about Aaron
  • All names of accounts owned by Nick on social media sites/forums
All of the above for Melton. (For Melton they can also ask for information regarding Pedochat messages that talked about Aaron)

He should also request the messages between April and Nick, because Nick's public statements about things April supposedly said about Aaron are very relevant: RE: Domestic Violence.


I think the trial being scheduled could lead to some VERY entertaining Nick spiraling when he is ordered to provide discovery.

What about depositions? Could they depose Kayla and ask her about the things her husband shared online?
 
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