Sonichu Sonichu drawing for sale

[Anchuent Christory]

Love Quest 2. One of the most shocking (but not surprising) posts I'd ever read from Chris came from just last year:

Thursday, 21 March 2013
Once again, I am feeling distraught and lonely at McD. Damn It! I am tired of being single.

Hell, I'd send out a public make-out invite to all women in C-Ville on Facebook, if I was not wise of the damn Trolls, and other bad people.

This, of course, makes no sense whatsoever. Chris has not had one single shred of evidence that any human female is attracted to him at all. None at all. He has made repeated posts, in fact, complaining that women don't even look his way.
In fact, most women Chris got to know told him to stay away from them. And yet, he ignores all that in the above post, skips right past the courting period, and goes steeee-raight to the public making-outing!

Remember, this was 2013, well after Chris had employed singles sites, his own newsletter, gimmicks such as the Red String of Fate, and a series of signs directly advertising what he was looking for. None of these things worked, not once - which was to be expected. After all, it's not merely that Chris's methods were just as repellant and stupid as the man himself that spelled out his failure, but the fact that he had to use them.

Logic would dictate - yeah, yeah, I know, it's Ricardo - nevertheless, logic would dictate that if one has to employ all those stunts to land a single, honest date, then clearly that person does not believe in his ability to get a date based on his inherent appeal.

But see, that's where Chris stops. He doesn't think about the infeasibility of what he wants, or that he's tacitly admitting to being an unappealing failure. He just wants things, and that aspect alone means he should get them. The trolls are merely meany jokers who get in the way of the faithful.

I remember on one of the dating profiles he essentially said "you have to come to me at one of my hangouts (without specifying where or when) and even then I'll probably give you the silent, moody treatment until I deem you worthy"

He genuinely believes that the only barrier standing between him and a mountain of pussy is that women just don't know he's available to be snapped up due to their minds being occupied with shopping and other suitably girly pursuits.

 

[Pikonic]

So a Sonichu drawing is worth a box of used porn?
Got it.

 

[Smutley]

You rang?

Sonichu Dolls Series 2? Yes? Yes.

Gonna jump on the bandwagon here and say I'd buy a bunch of little plushies too if they looked half as cute as they mockups. ESPECIALLY if none of the money went to Fatty because that would really chap his ass.

 

[A-№1]

This just in from Christians Facebook: Offering Buyer Backed Out; so I relist.

Did anyone honestly not see that coming?

But never, ever lowering the price to something realistic.

He's learning in his own, special, brute force way. At least his ridiculous asking prices are on a downward trend from $5000 to $2500 and now to $1000. And he's also figured out that bidding only encourages "trolls". He's also apparently learned that accepting "best offers" might also invite "trolls". So this time around it's $1000, take it or leave it, no haggle. I can see this going one of two ways: either someone will buy it now for $1000 but back out again or it will sit for seven days before expiring.

The only thing in question is if Chris makes enough attempts in his brute force self education to where he finally reduces the price to something that will legitimately sell, like around $50, or if he gives up before then all resentful at the world. And of course whether or not he does follow with listing another original fresh drawing, or if he decides the grand number of efforts needed to sell just one of his valuable art works (plus the fact that he didn't get the $15,000 that was basically promised) isn't worth the measly $50 (minus ebay fees) he eventually gets. I guess it all depends on how desperately he "needs" more legos.

I just can't.... Why? Why is this up here again?! He's had "this time or bust" (or whatever") and then "last time" and now this "final straw" bull shit. We all know Chris doesn't understand English, so I guess he doesn't get what exactly "last time" means... but come on. If someone hasn't bought your piece of shit the fourth or fifth time around, no one's going to buy it. And he, of course, keeps it at a grand because that's what some troll offered him. It doesn't register that no actual buyer will pay more than a hundred dollars.

It makes more sense once you realize just how horribly desperately he NEEDS money to buy more legos.

You rang?

Sonichu Dolls Series 2? Yes? Yes.

I NEED that Officially Licensed Cuddly Plush Asperchu. Seriously. Put me down for two.

So a Sonichu drawing is worth a box of used porn?
Got it.

Actually, yes. In that both are worth basically nothing. No haggle.

 

[Arkangel]

So a Sonichu drawing is worth a box of used porn?
Got it.

Chris would probably have an easier time selling his porn on EBay.

 

[Yukon Cornelius]

You rang?

Sonichu Dolls Series 2? Yes? Yes.

Again, really well done!
I would buy the entire set.

 

[Pikonic]

What ever happened to that porn anyway?

 

[Angelica Rosechu]

Heavens, making these things is something I might actually consider when I get up to that level of sewing.
Mostly because I want a group of them to crowd around my computer and confuse anyone who walks in my room.
Annoying Chris would just be a bonus

 

[OBAMATRON]

Why doesn't Chris block Jon Webber? Masochism?

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Personally, I'm amazed by how far up his own ass Chris is. Chris knows there's trolls out there, bidding it up. But once he gets just a whiff of a possibility that he could get a bunch of money from this, he sticks to it. And picking out why he thinks that's possible would determine if he's being an asshole, or just being stupid.

He thoroughly believes that those high bidders are "real". Don't ask him who they are if not trolls though, he'll just get pissed.

 

[Pikonic]

Why doesn't Chris block Jon Webber? Masochism?

He's one of the only people from MHS that pays attention to him.

 

[Doctor Duke]

he's not the hero we deserve, but he's the one we need right now

 

[BillRiley]

He thoroughly believes that those high bidders are "real". Don't ask him who they are if not trolls though, he'll just get pissed.

How could Chris possibly think those bids are real? It would be like believing in Santa Claus or some kind of imaginary cartoon world or...

Oh.

 

[Doctor Duke]

Yeah. It's because he really, really would like to have the money. That's pretty much it.

 

[Smutley]

He's learning in his own, special, brute force way. At least his ridiculous asking prices are on a downward trend from $5000 to $2500 and now to $1000. And he's also figured out that bidding only encourages "trolls". He's also apparently learned that accepting "best offers" might also invite "trolls". So this time around it's $1000, take it or leave it, no haggle. I can see this going one of two ways: either someone will buy it now for $1000 but back out again or it will sit for seven days before expiring.

The best part here, is Chris is in a position to legit make some cash. Not $1000, hell, not even $100 more than once or twice. $50 is pretty expensive for my tastes, but I do believe the other posters who have said they'd buy one of his drawings at that price. If he had some doodles up for $15 - $20, you know what, I'd throw in to have a man-childs greasy scribblings hanging on my office wall for no other reason than I have the money and it would please me.

But no, $1000 or bust trolling stupids.

 

[maninthepicklesuit]

If he had some doodles up for $15 - $20, you know what, I'd throw in to have a man-childs greasy scribblings hanging on my office wall for no other reason than I have the money and it would please me.

...and then the awkward pause when one of your co-workers stops by and comments, "Oh, I never knew you had children. Have you decided on elementary schools yet?"

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

There are ready made STL files of thousands of lego pieces, but I agree with you and will stop 3D printer sperging. I
REALLY WANT ONE myself since I also have a CADD and
3D modeling background.

What can you do with that degree? My old roomate is a comp-sci major and he's never heard of it.

 

[timtommy]

How could Chris possibly think those bids are real?

4 factors as I see it.

1. Chris just has a poor sense of the value of money. He has debt problems, he hasn't ever really had a job. In CWC-ville a 10 year jail sentence is equivalent to a $1500 fine. To be fair to him, saying "it is worth $1000" is not a super concrete concept to him, since he seems to have a very inconsistent idea of what $1000 is worth.
2. It is always hard to evaluate your own work, for anyone. Speaking for myself, I have a general sense of what my strengths and weaknesses are, but if you asked me to compare myself to someone else of relatively similar ability at some random task, I would have a lot more difficulty doing it than I would comparing 2 other people of relatively similar ability. I think that is true for a lot of people. Further to that, a lot of our sense of our abilities come from others assessments, and Chris has had so many fake assessments of his work it must get really confusing. Multiply this by the typical "fog of CWC" confusion, and it is quite predictable that Chris can't really evaluate his own work.
3. He has a big ego. He doesn't get it stroked a lot, particularly recently, so he is really susceptible to any sort of flattery.
4. He really loves Sonichu. It is not only that he thinks he is a brilliant artist, so that people should love his creations. Sonichu has a level of reality to him, and he loves him. Thus he values it very highly.

 

[slep]

How could Chris possibly think those bids are real? It would be like believing in Santa Claus or some kind of imaginary cartoon world or...

Oh.

Chris actually believed in Santa only until a few years ago. He kept demanding that Santa bring him a girlfriend. Hell, he even made a couple of XMas songs about it.

And then when that St. JERKalas didn't deliver a boyfriend-free naked girl hogtied with ribbons under the tree next to the Lego playsets on Christmas Morning, that right jolly old elf ended up on Chris' Shit List. Now Santa's soul hurts for all Eternity.

 

[Donald Duck]

What ever happened to that porn anyway?

Destroyed by the fire I believe.

I think it would have been hilarious if it turned out the real reason he needed the $1,000 was because he spent that much to replace his destroyed collection. But of course, we know it's for lego.