Containment Random Chris Updates

I don't condone enabling but in this case I hope someone will do it for him. Imagine Chris wearing that spandex outfit in public.

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Also it could mean that he's planning to attend another con.
Same! I desperately want to see Chris waddling around in his custom, skin tight reotard outfit. I especially want to see it start to rip when he starts struggling after getting kicked out of yet another convention.
 
The Unclit saga was the funniest Chris Chan moment ever, it will never not make me cackle like a hyena when I read about it.

It's shit like that that baffles me why Chris-chan is still seen as transgender in the transgender community. You can't go through the lengthy and complicated process of gender confirmation if you lack the intellectual ability to understand what that implies other than just taking titty skittles and making crayon drawings of yourself with tits and colored hair. He literally thought part of becoming female meant that a big clit will just magically spring out of his ass like a magic beanstalk or something.
 
I wouldn't say that with 100% certainty.

Chris has done more extreme things in the past (I.E. knifed his own taint, twice) to try and force reality to making him into something he isn't and never will be.

Could he be trying to pull another Harmonycon 2026 stunt? Possibly. But I also have to wonder if he isn't planning on trying to use this costume to establish that HE is CPU Blue Heart in reality, thus the legal corporate entity has to change the actual CPU Blue Heart.
Could be too. It would be great if he made a video addressed to the Hyperdimension Neptunia devs where, using the powers of video editing, he does a magical girl transformation skit into his CPU form. Like that one classic Chris video.

I would be happy with anything as long as we get video evidence.
 
Are there any good videos on it? I cant find any.

Honestly, I'm sad to say I don't know of any. That era was still early enough that the glory was covered by social media and forum posts for the most part. I still have those godawful pics of Chris spreading his taint wound like it's a pussy, but that's all the media that I've seen.

I don't think it was covered much by any of the archivers or hangers on in Christory besides Geno Samuel and I don't recall what episode of his massive series went into the un-clit. @SamuellyGenie?
 
Honestly, I'm sad to say I don't know of any. That era was still early enough that the glory was covered by social media and forum posts for the most part. I still have those godawful pics of Chris spreading his taint wound like it's a pussy, but that's all the media that I've seen.

I don't think it was covered much by any of the archivers or hangers on in Christory besides Geno Samuel and I don't recall what episode of his massive series went into the un-clit. @SamuellyGenie?
LOL can I see em?
 
LOL can I see em?
I'll see what I can do, but I will have to pull some old hard drives out of storage, this was a few PCs ago now, gawd I can't believe it's been so long.

A better bet is to check the 'un-clit' section of the CWCki, I am certain they are there under a sanity spoiler. Also they are somewhere in the early part of this thread. If you have no luck, I'll go digging.
 
What did Chris do to drive her away?
Speculation from me but I don't think she was really his girlfriend, rather just someone who was interested in him in a non-romantic way and wanted to see what he was like. It might be why she was OK to take him to her native Finland. I don't know how Chris felt over there but he must have liked it enough to go back 3 - 4 times and staying there for months on end. But once Flutter had enough of Chris and knew all that there was to know about him, she probably got really bored of him (talking about nothing but Sonichu, Jesus etc.) and ditched him for good.

Whether I'm right or wrong, I think one thing we can all agree on is that she likely isn't someone most people would get on with well if she's willing to spend as much time with Chris as she has.
 
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(talking about nothing but Sonichu, Jesus etc.)
Does "Honor Roll" always try -- and fail -- doing the Spanish pronunciation when saying "Jesus" (maybe showing off)? Or does he use English pronunciation at least sometimes?
 
He does it to show off that he's more cultured then just legos and mlp.

Also because of Ricky Ricardo from i love Lucy.

If there's one reason to anticipate the Dimensional Merge, it's because I'll finally get to play bongos along with Ricky Ricardo and see Lucy's tits like in that one scene in American Gods. I don't know how Chris-chan lore or theology or what came to intersect with a Neil Gaiman story, but here we are :story:
 
I don't think it was covered much by any of the archivers or hangers on in Christory besides Geno Samuel and I don't recall what episode of his massive series went into the un-clit. @SamuellyGenie?
I feel like I remember GiBi talking about it ages ago. Maybe Rogue in a CWCki reading too.
 
Chris is happy about Virginia passing their redistricting amendment.

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He gets into a few slap fights with people calling him a retard.

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And this interaction is the main reason I'm posting this because it actually made me laugh:

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Chris is happy about Virginia passing their redistricting amendment.

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He gets into a few slap fights with people calling him a retard.

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And this interaction is the main reason I'm posting this because it actually made me laugh:

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lol he got so butthurt over that, he's (once again) "leaving" twitter for bluesky (and like before he will come back when no one interacts with him there)

Also he's still pissed at Null and making bad vagueposting
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"I think you toxic ones should leave", then he runs away 6 hours later
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Wrong again, Hesus child. Null's birthday is NOT December 9th. He is a genuine Christmas baby, unlike you. Enjoy Bluesky.

Honestly, it's probably better for Chris to retreat into his hugbox. Fewer people engage with his posts and Neptunia doesn't have a presence there.

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Wrong again, Hesus child. Null's birthday is NOT December 9th. He is a genuine Christmas baby, unlike you. Enjoy Bluesky.

Honestly, it's probably better for Chris to retreat into his hugbox. Fewer people engage with his posts and Neptunia doesn't have a presence there.

...oh.

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Reminds me of the classic days whenever he kept on quitting the Internet for a few days and always came back, very similar to many other lolcows
 
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