Feedback "new users" paradox

[Electric Mortar & Pestle]

Sometimes, it's good to post a little less.

 

[ToEnsureVerification]

"Nigga do you even know the caliber of posts I make on this forum? Have you not seen the investigations that I have done and information I have uncovered that has been propagated widely? Do you seriously think I'm just another random shit poster?"

"As we speak I am contacting my secret Discord network and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your post history. You're fucking done, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my forum signature. Not only am I extensively trained in geolocation and doxing, but I have access to the entire archive of investigative posts on this forum and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your credibility off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what hubris your little question would bring upon your thread, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, god damn it. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking done, kid."

 

[Begemot]

This isn't an imageboard/chan you fucking mouth breathing retard - usernames are used by everyone here.

Make him submit!!!

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

I should list out why I actually dislike Neger. Something that Neger incapable of doing is properly explaining why something is important/funny. He'll post 4 paragraphs in the CH board when it can be summed up to a single sentence. What do you expect? Community features are supposed to be taglines, and you can't fucking properly give your happening a tagline? Do you expect the front page to look like this?

Dude, thank you, I've been trying to put that into words for God knows how long. I genuinely liked a lot of Neger's posts, but when he's using the full force of his autism it is absolutely insufferable. The multi-paragraph long Happenings posts about DSP, overflowing with inside jokes that make absolutely no sense to a user who doesn't actively follow DSP nontent, were the absolute worst. Ironic that it was his penultimate post on the Farms that broke his brain.

 

[DickMain]

Nigger just quit writing fucking essays over the most insane, pointless dribble. When I post in CH, I make them as concise, straightforward, and detailed as possible. There's no reason to treat your posts like a creative writing essay just to update 10,000+ people that DSP asked for money again. Literally every time I see one of your posts, my eyes glaze over and I scroll to the next one because I know there will be literally nothing of value in it that is worth spending 3+ minutes reading.

no let him cook

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

hmmmmm now who could that be and how would you know?

 

[Sludgeholden]

Giphy-ites coming here and *posting* should be considered our tell of the endtimes for the west. They're consuming the distilled autism.

 

[Tread Miller]

Giphy-ites coming here and *posting* should be considered our tell of the endtimes for the west. They're consuming the distilled autism.

 

[Sludgeholden]

Seeing how I clicked post once, it's something with the site. When I went to delete, It then said it wasn't there. Speaking of which, pages loading are coming to a crawl. I wonder what this means.

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Edit: DDOS fags are why we can't have nice things

 

[Neodanthril]

@Sludgeholden it means that all the giphy posting has irrevocably destroyed the site

 

[Sludgeholden]

@Sludgeholden it means that all the giphy posting has irrevocably destroyed the site

I mean ddos or the like, but sure. That's likely playing a hand in it, too.

 

[Looney Troons]

Us pre-2020s users are so rare. Please set a positive example.

 

[Sludgeholden]

Us pre-2020s users are so rare. Please set a positive example.

If you can stand this site for that long, you are likely a lolcow in your own right. Ergo the OP.

 

[Vect]

I assumed he was engaging in some 5D ARG bait when he wrote this.



Sadly he seems to have been completely serious.

He's the East India Company of things nobody wants to trade.

 

[Jogger The Nogger]

I post a lot and sporadically and I post about a ton of topics

I think if you learn what "sporadically" means and actually adhered to posting in such a manner it would go a long way solving your current gripes.

Take a break and a grumpy dumpy. I'm sure you'll get over it eventually.

 

[SpellforceFan]

Did he fuck off for good, or is he going to be back in a week? I'm not sure his ego can stand not being the center of attention on an obscure lowercase I internet discussion forum about motherfuckers, crackheads, fatasses and trannies.

 

[Looney Troons]

If you can stand this site for that long, you are likely a lolcow in your own right. Ergo the OP.

I’ve been a good boy

 

[Sludgeholden]

I'll take your word for it

 

[Coalescence]

I've used this site a lot longer than my join date shows, and I can remember multiple times Null explicitly said that CH posts are getting too long, that they should be short and to the point. Like 2-3 sentences max, not gay little essays that are simultaneously way too long while saying nothing worthwhile or informative, filled with the same unfunny jokes every time.
Yeah newfags suck, they always do, but they're not the problem here; you are. You're the one who's gotten shittier recently. You are not some elite high-ranking member of a special club, you are an Internet retard, just like the rest of us.

GG I got thread banned from the community happenings thread.

Thank God. You can go back to effortposts on DSP's bankruptcy or whatever the fuck you used to do.

 

[ToEnsureVerification]

I'm not sure his ego can stand not being the center of attention on an obscure lowercase I internet discussion forum about motherfuckers, crackheads, fatasses and trannies.

Well, a poster that prolific has to be at least some of the above mentioned. Fat at the very least.

Did he fuck off for good, or is he going to be back in a week?

He quit the Kiwifarms, and Bossman quit gamba and crack. Thank the lord