Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Sexy Times Hitler said:
Because how dare not everything be cheap, shitty and made in China, right guys?
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Actually, the following is a portrait of you, Bob:
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Bob's feed is a lot of "Ugh, men" and "salty fanboys XD!" I assure you that Bob never watched or even cared about Doctor Who until today, when he could score brownie points with the last remains of the SJWs.
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Apparently if Bob said it a few days ago, it doesn't count anymore.

???
 
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So Bob's tweeting about Game of Thrones in his own autistic, out-of-context way:
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"I still don't know what an Ed Sheeran is." That's...kinda sad once you think about it.

Also, from his favorite show:
 
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Speaking of Photoshop, somebody could easily take Bob from that picture and put him over a picture of a cheeseburger
Sexy Times Hitler said:
RIP to a true legend, and I'm calling bullshit on this being real:
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PROTIP MOVIEBOB: Perhaps you shouldn't post pictures of yourself making dumb faces that can be easily exploitable for Photoshop.

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I'm sure someone with better expertise at Photoshop can do better than I did, but I think I did alright here.
 
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Clay Claymore said:
Speaking of Photoshop, somebody could easily take Bob from that picture and put him over a picture of a cheeseburger


PROTIP MOVIEBOB: Perhaps you shouldn't post pictures of yourself making dumb faces that can be easily exploitable for Photoshop.

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I'm sure someone with better expertise at Photoshop can do better than I did, but I think I did alright here.
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To be fair, who among us hasn't had that exact same expression in that exact same situation?
 
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Mola Ram said:
Almost every goddamn lolcow I follow has weighed in on this Doctor Who silliness. Before I was mildly approving if not totally uninterested; now I'm actively rooting for the upcoming season to be total shit.
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If it's bad, I'll laugh at people bending over backwards to defend it. If it's good, I'll laugh at people bending over backwards to make it all about smashing the patriarchy. Win-win.
 
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Corypheus said:
It irritates me that they're both too stupid to realize how moronic the shit they say makes them look. It's okay to like like shit not made for your demographic; just stop talking about it constantly.
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Yes this should apply to many facets of pop culture.

For whatever reason these spergs keep trying to recapture the Angry Reviewer character hype from the pre-2010 era Internet. Yes, we know you hate this thing but you can't stop talking about it. Show us on the doll where the :autism: touched you.
 
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SwattedKat said:
Yes this should apply to many facets of pop culture.

For whatever reason these spergs keep trying to recapture the Angry Reviewer character hype from the pre-2010 era Internet. Yes, we know you hate this thing but you can't stop talking about it. Show us on the doll where the :autism: touched you.
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Channel Awesome was a mistake.
So was the Escapist.
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
So Bob's tweeting about Game of Thrones in his own autistic, out-of-context way:
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"I still don't know what an Ed Sheeran is." That's...kinda sad once you think about it.

Also, from his favorite show:
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I always love when people do that "Wow look how unplugged in I am, I don't even know the difference between MyBook and FaceSpace! what's an Ed Sheeran lol!"

Like I don't know any of the dude's music either but all it's saying "I'm above knowing this cultural thing, and I definitely can't be bothered wasting my time to find out about it. I'm too important to know and I need you all to know how I'm too important to know."

Like, that's nothing anyone reading Bob's feed doesn't already know.
 
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Well, a four second Google search is beyond most cows.

Next you'll be expecting them to read past the click bait title of an article.
 
Sexy Times Hitler said:
The Escapist, Screwattack, Public Access Station: "Knock the political a-logging off or else we're firing you."
Bob: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "I don't know why I was fired, nothing I could do, dood."
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I've decided that Bob's largest organ isn't his stomach or his swollen head, but his gall bladder, because holy shit does it take a lot of gall to pretend that losing a couple of writing gigs is anything remotely close to getting fucked over by a corrupt or incompetent union.
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
The Escapist, Screwattack, Public Access Station: "Knock the political a-logging off or else we're firing you."
Bob: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "I don't know why I was fired, nothing I could do, dood."
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I love this so much, since the Escapist straight up told him to knock it off and he refused to listen. It wasn't a "dubious reason" especially since he attracted the attention of the frigging FCC. It was entirely his fault, and yet the Escapist are to blame for firing him?

It amazes me how Bob never learned a lesson from that experience.
 
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Hey, leave Ed Harris alone. Radio wasn't his fault.
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I really hope Chris Evans pulls a Devin Faraci and causes Bob to have a meltdown. Don't have any idols and never trust the woke.
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I'm so disconnected guys. What's a Justin Bieber? LOL!
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I honestly don't know who's a worse leader between Trump and Bob.
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Comparing Predators to Trump supporters. Remember, this is supposed to be funny.
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Bob, please, my sides can only take so much today.
 
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