🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 38 0.7%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 597 10.6%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 148 2.6%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 170 3.0%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 2,082 37.1%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 2,572 45.9%

  • Total voters
    5,607
Queertheo doesn't have the intellectual capacity to have a critical but nuanced take because he is a cowardly spineless fence sitting wretch too afraid of having an actual position or opinion. Is Tectone the rapist a retard for making claims without proof and just by using Grok? Yes. Is taking Mald's word and proof at face value when he has a pattern of being deceptive also retarded? Also yes
He probably wants to keep a certain degree of politeness to at least be more welcoming to some outsiders. But we're at the same point (well, waaaaay past it to be frank) as when the yandev ban speedruns were a thing, where most of the internet hates and despises him and memes him to death while only the biggest outcasts are on his side and their entire sum of 2 braincells can't handle thinking once, let alone twice.

Maybe we're expecting too much for Milkman to also ferment the milk into yogurt, but there really is no reason to be this charitable against Maldy.
 
Mati or autism me but what the fuck kind of harry potter ass name is maldavius figtree?
Second Life name. Back in the day you would have to choose a first name that you types and a second name from a list. Figtree was one of them and Maldavius is some fucking cringe edgelord shit Jason must have come up when he was 12.

I was about to tell you to read the thread but 1434 pages is... yeah that's a lot. Maybe jump to highlights.
 
was moldman or SKG been blamed for this yet?
Mald doesn't blame Ross or SKG directly.
 
After that cut two more moderators resigned which I don't blame them for at all.
This bit needs more attention I think too.

In a normal job, one firing followed immediately by multiple resignations is a massive red flag.

But this is getting paid to sit on your ass, goon and ban anyone that disagrees with you. Something of a holy grail for people with no real prospects in life.

In reality, them leaving should be viewed as a big solid? Like that saves him a shitload of money... but that phrasing is sooo telling.
 
There was a MATI segment talking about this faggot and the site "suddenly" shit the bed.
Makes you wonder.
 
Queertheo doesn't have the intellectual capacity to have a critical but nuanced take because he is a cowardly spineless fence sitting wretch too afraid of having an actual position or opinion.
I'm not sure its even cowardice, but intellectual capacity is a good way to put it, and this situation is an extremely good example of peoples capacity, and how intelligence and intellectual capacity are different. One can be intelligent, but also insane, or shortsighted, missing the big picture , or just unaware at inner workings, ect.

Some just can't see how fucking REPULSIVE this "apology" is, but I'll try to explain it because holy shit I think its an important picture.

For everyone here they (hopefully) know this situation with mod layoffs was a culmination and result of dozens of shit decisions he did, and never apologized for. Skg, wow raid, dr k, pvt parts dmca, skg double down, ect. Each and every single one of these he probably should of apologized for, and didn't (or in skg case, apologized for being "rude" but not blatant lies), and built animosity, hurt his brand, ect. And when it hits critical mass, he "apologizes" for "HAVING an opinion" which resulted in people laid off.

Nobody was really UPSET at his mod team being laid off, besides maybe the mods, nobody finds it a moral failure if your business suffers and cuts happen. Literally nobody . at the end of the day its math. And having an opinion, by itself, is completely fine. But that's so generalized it's like people saying "I'm trying to live my life" when they are trying to fuck dogs. Nobody is upset at you living your life, they're upset at you fucking dogs. He might as well be saying "I'm sorry math is math because I said words" and expect ass pats for being the bigger man and owning up to something, while if you try holding the thing he apologized for against him, he can laugh because nobody needs to apologize for it anyway, OR use it as a victim card, because "actually its skgs fault".

This is what makes this whole fucking "apology" situation infuriating to a level I really struggle to articulate properly, and without a hyperbole , just to express how insane it is.

Maybe some people think my ass is autistic for thinking this, maybe I just can't articulate it, but something about this just infuriates me, and I'd almost even want to say its the worst thing he's done so far.

Not because of the individual apology in a vaccume, but as a whole. That he embellished his career, rose off nepotism and manipulation, gamed his fame, treated COUNTLESS people like absolute trash, nearly killed one of the most prolific consumer movements in years, dmcad a small creator, let his friends die in wow without once saying "my bad, got scared", blew off and laughed at a psychologist trying to help him, doubled down on trying to kill the consumer movement when admission of wrong was the easiest win possible, and not once, not ONCE did he genuinely apologize for any of that. No remorse, no feel bad, no regret, no hesitation, no gleam in his eyes of "am I the baddy?".....WELL no, he DID apologize for "being rude" to ross, but even THAT was minimizing it from being disinformation and lies, to a condescending "oh, I'm sorry I hurt your fee fees", when the rudeness was auxiliary to the lies , which remain unaddressed.

And after all that, with not one iota of REAL apology, regret, or condolences, or pity... he apologizes for "expressing his opinion". Worse still, people are praising him for it, as if he FINALLY took full accountability and had a deep reflection on his failures, while it also could at THE SAME TIME generate pity for him to those who buy it, if they think "oh, he got so much destroyed by skg because he had an opinion? Wow skg are jerks who took the mods jobs". But its "expressing his beliefs", so you shouldn't even be against it anyway right? So its LITERALLY no big deal rite guys?

Its a vile, pernicious, devious , scheming slight of hand play, showing the ONE TALENT Jason has : manipulation. As he has rolled a play of reputation restoration, pity production, and "its literally no big deal", Into a single statement. I'd be in awe of the grandiose gaslighting if I didn't hate him so much. I know kiwis aren't necessarily falling for it, but holy crap, that level of manipulation is fucking scary, and people ARE falling for it.

Go to hell ferret fucker. Your mother should have aborted you. You clearly ENTIRELY lack the ability to have healthy human interactions, you can't do anything for the benefits of others without self benefit, be it amusement, reputation, loyalty, monetary, or fear of consequences. I now ENTIRELY understand why you used sippy cups, because if everyone was like you, date rape would be the new handshake. Please don't reproduce.

Note : i spent more time than I'd like to admit trying to articulate this.
 
And after all that, with not one iota of REAL apology, regret, or condolences, or pity... he apologizes for "expressing his opinion"

You're 100% correct, this level of manipulation is fucking scary. Mald is relying on winning back people who have forgotten through an apology that sounds "acceptable" without context.

With context, the "stances" that Mald mentions he stands by are nothing but fraud, scamming and slander. These are the things that Mald is actually standing by when he makes that statement. That Mald stands by being an absolutely shit person with shitty morals who doesn't give a shit who he harms. That's Mald's stances.

I do think that, in general, this apology won't be accepted by alot of people, and even those who accept it will be convinced not to after being educated by someone else.

On a semi-related note, I actually looked up streamscharts raid history tool last night, and found this comparison interesting.

Winky(mald's closest remaining content creation friend)'s raid history includes multiple streamers, despite having 1/20th the viewership of Mald.
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Mald's raid history is only his father, his fans and 1 other streamer
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Mald has become isolated in the content creation space, and manipulative shit like this that some people see through will cause him to slide further away as twitch communities beg their streamers not to raid Mald. That one streamer had vods turned off(sub mode), but I doubt her chat was all too happy with her raiding him.
 
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I'm not sure its even cowardice, but intellectual capacity is a good way to put it, and this situation is an extremely good example of peoples capacity, and how intelligence and intellectual capacity are different. One can be intelligent, but also insane, or shortsighted, missing the big picture , or just unaware at inner workings, ect.

Some just can't see how fucking REPULSIVE this "apology" is, but I'll try to explain it because holy shit I think its an important picture.
Damn that was a good read.

The thing with Jason Figtree is that he isn't easily hateable. He isn't a pedo or a scammer or a cuck or a serial gooner or lost in delusions. If you want to hate him, you need 20 layers of context for every single drama he was in.

But after you get through that massive wall, every time you learn about him, he sinks deeper and deeper in your mind into an abyss. At some point you think that's it, this has to be how bad he is, but then you see a tweet, KF post etc. reading a bit deeper into the lines. And at the time it takes you to process all that, he does something ever more fucking moronic. It literally never ends.

Him not being a loser/creep/pedo ironically makes him even more hateable because you have to waste so much time learning about him and his smug antics more deeply than he wipes his ass. Heck, maybe you used to like the guy, or into the things he stood for (or at least pretended to), or you paid for his Kickstarter.

Or none of that, and you never really understood what everyone loved about this cunt.

Regardless, you hate him.

But you don't hate him enough.

And you'll never hate him enough, no matter how much you hate every single atom that makes up his existence.
 
The thing with Jason Figtree is that he isn't easily hateable. He isn't a pedo or a scammer or a cuck or a serial gooner or lost in delusions.

Well....he is the last 3 things there, and if you replace pedo with zoophile then he's all 4. He's a hypersexual deviant who scams people to fund that lifestyle and now has transitioned onto animals rather than people.

But yeah, you do have to peruse through a shit ton of incidents to discover all of it
 
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Damn that was a good read.
Thanks, I took SEVERAL HOURS writing and rewriting that, because I knew there was a good point there, but articulating it is a son of a BITCH. i felt like a kid trying to explain what an oligarchy is without the word oligarchy, to other kids....not calling any of you kids mind you, but its really, REALLY difficult to explain that without sounding like an autistic screaming "REEEE, HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY MEAN IT".

WHICH IS WHY that kinda manipulation is so terrifying, because if it defies words, what can you even do?

I guess this technically counts as "manipulative framing", which is unfortunately an overused term, but this apology is an A+ award tier example of manipulative framing, as I've seen plenty more defend him after. Hope its not enough to matter though.

Seriously, look up manipulative framing, this is a STUNNING example of it, even mixing contradictory messages at the same time. I absolutely believe mald could make a cult now. 0 doubts.
 
Maybe some people think my ass is autistic for thinking this, maybe I just can't articulate it, but something about this just infuriates me, and I'd almost even want to say its the worst thing he's done so far.
I think I might sum it up as still wanting to offer some amount of blame on his detractors being mean or wrong while never taking any responsibility for his actions.
This man's empire of maximized gains from content creation crumbled in a minute due to simple hubris, and the culmination of this downfall, him firing his jannies, still carries no admission of introspection or humility. One last blame on the people ™️ being the unfair cause of his downfall, putting all those supposed sweet salaried jannies and their benefits in jeopardy because of his ego. Something Quintheo somehow gave a pass to
 
Winky(mald's closest remaining content creation friend)'s raid history includes multiple streamers, despite having 1/20th the viewership of Mald.
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Mald's raid history is only his father, his fans and 1 other streamer
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Something very interesting about that "authorized raider" number.

Sure, not every raider clicks the button, which is what I am guessing that means. But look at the variation in Winky's compared to Jason's.

That seems like an interesting metric...

EDIT: I read the charts wrong, those are incoming raids. I will leave my idiocy for all to see though.
 
Nobody is upset at you living your life, they're upset at you fucking dogs.
I mean you said it further down but...ferrets.

WHICH IS WHY that kinda manipulation is so terrifying, because if it defies words, what can you even do?
He is a narcissist. Yes, it requires more than the three brain cells and 30 seconds of attention span from the Youtube Shorts-addled minds to understand what that means, how it applies to him, and the real harm it is doing.
 
I mean you said it further down but...ferrets.


He is a narcissist. Yes, it requires more than the three brain cells and 30 seconds of attention span from the Youtube Shorts-addled minds to understand what that means, how it applies to him, and the real harm it is doing.
It depends, i think alot of his now infamous mald-isms are pretty nice ways of summarizing why he is a lolcow, hell, the Diremaul roach fits in a youtube short and you could just edit him leaving and refusing to take accountability, he wouldnt have become a lolcow people didnt manage to milk his autism
 
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