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There has been a attempted shooting at the correspondents' dinner in DC. Guests EVACUATED.

Come discuss how politics are RAPIDLY devolving into violence. Shit is DIRE.

mandatorylurk

US Post in thread 'US Politics General 2: Hope Edition'

Shots were fired at the Fagspondents Dinner and Trump and Vance were evacuated. These fucking psychos.

Sounds like shots or an explosion at 0:03










Looks like there was a shooter and they/them/xim/xer are dead:
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An Indian migrant on an F-1 visa tried to eat a 3 year old's face in front of her mother. He attacked them as they were exiting a bathroom.

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Victim: Amelia Perez

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Saer in question: Atharva Vyas

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Picture right after attack.

No he wasn't on bath salts, it was "wax", a highly concentrated cannabis product.

Vyas had a felony assault charge in 2023, three months after he entered the country. His visa was not revoked despite this.

Original article

Late and gay article. Source of pictures.
Snake Disco

Crime Thread 'Illegal migrant ‘cannibal’ attacks 3-year-old — and the Biden admin fumbled ‘completely preventable’ assault: DHS'

Illegal migrant ‘cannibal’ attacks 3-year-old — and the Biden admin fumbled ‘completely preventable’ assault: DHS​

By
Jeanne Erickson
Published April 25, 2026, 5:30 a.m. PT

An illegal migrant maniac allegedly high on a powerful drug chomped on a toddler’s face in Texas last week, two years after the Biden administration failed to kick him out of the country despite his arrest in an earlier violent assault, authorities told The Post.

The horrific April 18 attack in a San Antonio park left 3-year-old Amelia Perez with deep scratches and bite wounds across her face, two...
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Ralph's quest to embarrass The Quartering predictably began with him posting lackluster photos of his lunch and culminated in him having yet another domestic dispute with his latest mark.

The allegations are that he stole her laptop and fled after she got into a car accident. Despite resolving to marry this woman, Ralph said on Twitter that it is regrettable that she is having a manic episode and threatened to release damaging information.

The Ralphamale's big, unpredictable bombshell is that Scarlett has been sexually abused.

Scarlett vows to monitor various airports to prevent him fleeing to Mexico again.

The only vaguely Quarterpounder-related cawntent was Ralph slurring and shambling around a Magic the Gathering store where the Clerks don't know what the fuck he's talking about.
 
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In a Ralpha-noir plot twist, it turns out that he had been building a case against Scarlett the whole time, utilizing his irresistible allure in order to gain her trust. But now that he's reeled her in and coldly obtained the incriminating evidence, he finds himself having fallen in love with the very criminal he sought to destroy.
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- Her local police department had already become familiar with him over the course of his stay. During a prior arrest, Ethan made a racist remark about an Asian cop present at the scene, and this same officer ("Yang") is apparently helping her with the stolen laptop now.
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Taki Supremacy said:
she's reporting him to cops and cut the stream before giving his phone number to them. I can't get the stream to work now.
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Sneed Force One said:
@JAKL II has spoken to the local police.
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After stealing Scarlett Hampton's laptop and threatening to leak its contents, Ethan Oliver Ralph is now reportedly on the radar of Milwaukee police.
No warrant has surfaced (yet), but The Great Gunt Hunt 2026 may be underway.
The question now: can he make it to Mexico before the net closes in?

Talk in The Killstream General Discussion Thread or Ethan Ralph's Tweets.
Nontent Poisoning said:
Gunt hunt at MKE (Streamable version)
Source: https://www.broadcastify.com/calls/tg/8646/1427
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Alternatively, join The Great Quartering expedition as 'farmers listen in on Milwaukee Public Safety Network (MPSN).
@Nontent Poisoning has captured chatter about Ralph at Milwaukee Mitchell International Airport, as a security team search for him (including in the toilets).
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TL;DW: Ralph never checked in, confirmed by gate agents. He was also not at the bar drinking.
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Update: He has not taken a flight from MKE, likely still in-state.
 
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Maldavius Figtree had a long interview with Kick's Rigger Eddie.
BiggestBuford

🌟 Internet Famous Post in thread 'Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec'

480p Archive of Kick owner Ed "Evil Eddie" Craven and Maldavius Figtree 04/25/2026.




I haven't listened to the whole thing but I did find 28:20 funny. Mald talks about how Kick was scary because he saw restreams of copyright TV shows but then says "I don't care about piracy my name is literally Pirate Software." Again just lying on camera as if he hasn't said multiple times before he's against pirating content.
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The failed Trump assassin’s manifesto has been published by the New York Post:
quaawaa

US Post in thread 'US Politics General 2: Hope Edition'

The New York Post published the failed assassin’s manifesto:

Cole Allen’s manifesto in full:​

Hello everybody!

So I may have given a lot of people a surprise today. Let me start off by apologizing to everyone whose trust I abused.

I apologize to my parents for saying I had an interview without specifying it was for “Most Wanted.”

I apologize to my colleagues and students for saying I had a personal emergency (by the time anyone reads this, I probably most certainly DO need to go to the ER, but can hardly call that not a self-inflicted status.)

I apologize to all of the people...
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In it, he says he plans to kill every Trump administration official except FBI Director Kash Patel:
Administration officials (not including Mr. Patel): they are targets, prioritized from highest-ranking to lowest
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Sneed Force One said:
Thread posters were correct in the fact that he ubered to Chicago and flew out.
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Folgers Can said:
Sadly it's legit, filmed across from the Aldalet Currency World (ACW) monetary exchange in Unit 870, at the El Fogoncito location
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The Great Gunt Hunt 2026 has FAILED as dastardly Ethan Ralph slips the net with an ingenious escape method, Ubering to Chicago and flying out on a new ticket.
Lament the incompetence of Transportation Security Administration in the Killstream General or Tweets threads.

Update:
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Cuckold/er Aaron Imholte / @ItsAaronIgnoreMe is scheduled to interview Ralph on 04/27/26 at 08:00 CDT.
 
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Taylor Lorenz is getting cancelled again by Bluesky for attending the White House Correspondents Event.
Some Random Soul

Post in thread 'Bluesky'

Taylor Lorenz of all people is getting mass-cancelled by BlueSky just for being there at the event.
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Bit of a news flash: did we NOT warn you guys that the monster you created was gonna turn on you even years ago, you idiots?
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Alternatively discuss this in the Taylor Lorenz thread.
 
The Amazing Digital Circus, the popular show for trannies and groomed minors, is getting fucking cancelled after a clip of two of the english VAs said “nega” in reference to a user as a joke. Niggers and trannies, seeing this 7 year old video from a livestream before the show’s production, and hearing something that sounds like nigger, are melting the fuck down online, with several apologies posted by the VAs and the animation studio.
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In response, trolls are balling out, with a YouTuber showing up to the TADC booth at LVLUP Expo and calling a cardboard cutout their “nega”. Now he is being harassed online.



Come discuss TOTAL. NEGAR. DEATH. in The Amazing Digital Circus thread.
 
Mr. Obvious, a right-wing grifter and lolicon enthusiast who you may have come across before on YouTube or Twitter, has recently decided to jump on the anti-KiwiFarms train alongside Chibi Reviews, and has specifically called out the site for being "left-wing" because we "try to 'ruin' conservatives and right wing figures" and "don't attack actual lolcows like vaush or destiny" 🧐

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(https://kiwifarms.st/threads/113720/post-24334589)
(https://kiwifarms.st/threads/113720/post-24354115)

Well, we certainly aren't beating the left-wing allegations today! Because shortly after tweeting this, Mr. Obvious was phonebooked by @SHITFUCKER6969 as
Reynaldo Joey Liberato! :sighduck:
SHITFUCKER6969

💰 Grifter Post in thread 'Reynaldo Joey Liberato / MR. OBVIOUS / @ObviousRises / ObviousRedPills / MrObviousTalks / MR. OBSCURE'

I've been seeing this pedophile pop up more and more recently so I decided to see if I could unmask him.

Reynaldo Joey Liberato / MR. OBVIOUS / @ObviousRises / ObviousRedPills / MrObviousTalks / MR. OBSCURE / UltimateReaper / TheUltimateReaper

To start, I searched his email "mr.obvioustalks@tutanota.com" on LeakCheck for breaches and I found a bunch of passwords. The most important passwords found were "HollowLord2012*" (and other variants of it) and "deathnote1" (and other variants of it).
{
"success": true,
"quota": 999966,
"found": 30,
"result": [...
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ETA: and I also just found his face LOL
(https://kiwifarms.st/threads/mr-obv...robvioustalks-mr-obscure.113720/post-24355534)
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Jet Neptune addresses the 'Nepstein' allegations with a former Fish/Freeloader he slept with after Season 2 of Fishtank. Her pimp/boyfriend comes in and cucks out embarrassingly after.
David Spadem

🐟 Fishtank Post in thread 'Fishtank.Live General'

Lady Rackets thong said:
cant do a local archive sorry
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I got you fam!
Local Archives:
Letty forces a scene to reconcile the tension between Jet and Abi (From Season 2 - Freeloader - smash it smash it smash it). Abi helped spread the Nepstein Files with her screenshotting a message from Jet that said "yo".

Letty brings in the boyfriend who's been sitting in the cuck chair all night while Abi goes swimming.
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Mein Fuher, a second bull has hit the towers. The Skybull has quite possibly been found:

Discuss in the Jeremy Hambly thread:
RMQualtrough

💰 Grifter Post in thread 'Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly'

The SKYBULL has been EXPOSED.
It's his RC car friend Brandon!


There is his wife laughing and throwing herself all around Brandon who is much thinner and better looking than Jer.

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He hosted FriendsOfRC and teamrcn with Brandon.

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SkyBrandon PLOWS Heather while Jer plays with RC cars in the Cuck-argo Container. Woah buddy!
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The first trailer showing footage for the final jackass gone live. We'll be seeing bits Bam filmed for jackass 4 that got cut due to the drama surrounding him.
WARNING The stunts in this movie were performed by professionals, so neither you nor your dumb little buddies should attempt anything from this movie.
TV's Adam West said:
Trailer for the final jackass. It does include segments bam filmed for 4.

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In his rush to post short slop content on Trump's failed assasination, Jeremy Hambly, made an editing mistake and forgot to cut a section of the script. He forgot to cut his own editors note with the source of the clip that he stole from.
GizmoG

💰 Grifter Post in thread 'Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly'

Looks like Jeremy was so excited to get some short content on Trump's failed assassination that he didn't even review the clip to make sure it's edited nicely. At 0:20, he says "play clip 1 from Nick Sortor", so clearly he knows where he is sourcing his clips from, but couldn't give a fuck to either give them credit (of course throw his logo on top of their clip) nor clean up the templating parts:

(L|A)

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His entire Discord server is gone according to other users and Andy Warsky.
Gator_Aids

💰 Grifter Post in thread 'Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly'

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We might be eating good today folks. Its 11:30 Jer-time and hes doing drunken crazy shit.

I hope he remembers to reimburse his memberships considering his Discord was an essential selling point.

EDIT: I'm going to assume hes doing this because Brandon the Skybull / RC Bull / Ren Fair Bull is all over that discord. Time to get the shovels boys!!!!!
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rearden_steel

💰 Grifter Post in thread 'Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly'

since they are tarding out new discord archive is here
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