Containment What If?

[Diagonally slanted shelf]

What if the same people who made The Emoji Movie worked with Chris to make a Sonichu film?

They'd get C&Ds by the property holders of all those, even the ones in copyright limbo

 

[Garfieldchu]

What if there were a wrestling heel inspired by the likes of Chris? What about a we.en? And they were rivals?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was hot and spicy?

 

[ChickenSkinBeanbag]

What if there were a wrestling heel inspired by the likes of Chris? What about a we.en? And they were rivals?

The Chris heel would be billed at weighing 1 metric fuckton, demand money for merch that'll never be made, and cut autistic mumbling promos about the trolls.

The wee.n would be James Ellsworth yelling JULAY.

Whoever wins, the audience loses.

 

[Male Soul]

What if Chris met @Michael J Hirtes?

 

[Terrorist]

What if Chris joined the alt-right? He'd probably put on thigh-highs and become a based trap. Grindr Greg's newest boy-toy?

 

[Tommy Wiseau Kin]

What if Chris drunk a bottle of mountain dew?

I'm pretty sure he already does that regularly.

 

[Philosophy Phil]

What if Chris and Barb become the modern day Guin family and live out a 14 Branchland Ct Massacre, with Chris being Crayola Face, and Barb's corpse speaking to him in the living room, caked in crayola magic model clay?

"Get them Chris, do it for Mommy."

 

[Broseph]

What if Chris and Barb become the modern day Guin family and live out a 14 Branchland Ct Massacre, with Chris being Crayola Face, and Barb's corpse speaking to him in the living room, caked in crayola magic model clay?

"Get them Chris, do it for Mommy."

Chris would never be able to lure anyone inside their house except for we.ens and even then he would be way too out of shape to chase after them with a cutco knife.

 

[Chrisology1337]

What if Chris turns his home into a CWCVille themed micro nation in the style of Molossia?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris was in Splatoon?

 

[ON 190]

What if Chris joined Scientology?

 

[Morose_Obesity]

What if they issued a special Transformers figure that had Chris's voice coming out of it?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a baboon?

 

[Male Soul]

What if Chris became a tomboy, but still called himself a lesbian transwoman?

 

[Tommy Wiseau Kin]

What if Chris turns his home into a CWCVille themed micro nation in the style of Molossia?

The authorities will be laughing their ass off when they possess his house and then arrest him for tax evasion.

 

[DecrepitSimonla]

What if Chris joined Scientology?

He would spend all his money on it, then run out beg for money for salvation. $10 minimum.

 

[ON 190]

He would spend all his money on it, then run out beg for money for salvation. $10 minimum.

With all that fat, I bet Chris has 10,000 thetans in him.

 

[DecrepitSimonla]

What if Barb and Bob both died in the fire?

 

[Male Soul]

What if Barb and Bob both died in the fire?

Chris would become homeless and attempt suicide, though he would fuck it up badly. He'd then try to move in with one of his gal pals.