🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Gothic Runes]

Notice me Jersh oinked the piggy
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The actual reason Josh helped pay for Vincent's lawyer was because LFJ won a default defamation judgement against him that he was going to use to go after the forum, since that's almost exactly how the Daily Stormer got de-platformed it was worth fighting.

 

[drammamean]

Think that might have been Christopher Hitchens in his foreword to a posthumous book of Hunter Thompson's essays. I remember reading about it in a review some years ago.

No, it was Johnny Knoxville.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

He has reached the point where his theories are even more insane than Candace Owen's. This is so absurd. He's absolutely cuckoo. His mind has turned to mush with a few remnants of TV shows, soap operas and wrestling. It's actually creepy what the drugs have done to this pig.
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Josh runs the forum like the mob which is why half the userbase openly mocks him to his face without being banned and you can leave whenever you want.

 

[AnOminous]

Canada would never let him in, he’s a convicted felon. You can’t even get into Canada with a DUI and no, I’m not joking.

There are exceptions for less minor felonies but they involve stuff that Ralph would not qualify for, like a long period of lawful behavior. Even then you have to jump through hoops. Know someone who was excluded for a years-old simple possession of weed conviction.

 

[drammamean]

There are exceptions for less minor felonies but they involve stuff that Ralph would not qualify for, like a long period of lawful behavior. Even then you have to jump through hoops. Know someone who was excluded for a years-old simple possession of weed conviction.

They are not making exceptions for felonies. They might overlook "summary offenses" but it is basically impossible they would overlook ANY felony, never mind a violent felony.

I had what was considered a summary offense that was 9 years old and I STILL couldn't get in for WORK PURPOSES, not for fun like Ralph would be doing.

But they welcome completely undocumented Haitians with open arms. It's a totally stupid country, even by American standards.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

He has reached the point where his theories are even more insane than Candace Owen's. This is so absurd. He's absolutely cuckoo. His mind has turned to mush with a few remnants of TV shows, soap operas and wrestling. It's actually creepy what the drugs have done to this pig.
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"Ranks" one day I'll be a made man in the family.

 

[Schpoots]

Impotent piggy can do nothing but whine for attention on twitter because he is a neutered bitch that only makes NONTENT.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Josh runs the forum like the mob which is why half the userbase openly mocks him to his face without being banned and you can leave whenever you want.

There’s no scraps in this scrapbook Ralph.

 

[AnOminous]

They are not making exceptions for felonies. They might overlook "summary offenses" but it is basically impossible they would overlook ANY felony, never mind a violent felony.

Here's the Canadian government's own description of the process.

If you were convicted of or committed a criminal offence outside Canada, you may overcome this criminal inadmissibility by applying for rehabilitation, or you may be deemed to have been rehabilitated if at least ten years have passed since you completed the sentence imposed upon you, or since you committed the offence, if the offence is one that would, in Canada, be an indictable offence punishable by a maximum term of imprisonment of less than ten years. If the offence is one that would, in Canada, be prosecuted summarily, and if you were convicted for two (2) or more such offences, the period for rehabilitation is at least five (5) years after the sentences imposed were served or are to be served.

https://www.canada.ca/en/immigration-refugees-citizenship/services/application/application-forms-guides/guide-5312-rehabilitation-persons-inadmissible-canada-past-criminal-activity.html

The absolute cutoff is for "serious criminal activity," defined as a crime that could be punished by ten years or more (even if such sentence was not imposed).

 

[Coalescence]

"Ranks" one day I'll be a made man in the family.

One day, after enough Good Posts, we can all reach the esteemed rank of Name-Brand KiwiFarmer like @neger psykolog.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

 

[Nontent Poisoning]

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The asked her to go while she was on MLC last night with Ralph. He obviously won’t let her go anywhere without him lol.

 

[Elmo]

Well manlet got a couple things in common with his (non-movie version) hero- both of them were/are subject to beat downs occasionally and both were/are into domestic violence as a matter of fact bish.

And if you knew the man, he was a shell of himself after he burned out. He was too weak to lay hands on his younger, smarter wife. He had Hep C from drugs and enjoyed the Keith Richards special in Switzerland yearly to stay alive till he decided he was done. Or his son decided he was done, despite what the investigations said.

None of it matters because Ralph is too messed up to sit without any distractions, crack a book, and focus his one good eye on it. They are available in unabridged audiobooks but that requires not looking at KF and X actually listening.

Here’s a little challenge for Senior. This should be an easy task for a self-proclaimed journalist (who definitely knew that HST didn’t look like Johnny Depp and used that image as his killstream trademark lol)-
Whip up a 500 word xitter essay about Nixon. In all these years I’ve never once heard you so much as mention Richard Nixon. Or Vietnam. Or 1968. Go on.

This would be great but I distinctly remember Ralph telling Amanda that he has to be paid to do anything. "I don't sleep for free, bish."

 

[Indrick Boreale]

"Ranks" one day I'll be a made man in the family.

Yew broke mah heart, BISH. Yew broke mah heart.

 

[HackerX]

This would be great but I distinctly remember Ralph telling Amanda that he has to be paid to do anything. "I don't sleep for free, bish."

That's his escalating cope for everything though when he knows it'll result in him getting made fun of. It goes from not doing anything for free, to needing 10x more money, and eventually he traps himself into a corner and just starts hollerin' until people stop bothering him about it anymore.

 

[sufferhorse]

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she cant make it because she is busy suckin off some john.

ralph absconded his streaming career to become a whore's receptionist.

 

[HackerX]

she cant make it because she is busy suckin off some john.

ralph absconded his streaming career to become a whore's receptionist.

Maybe he discovered it's more cost efficient to not stream? Electricity + daily Rumble bots ain't cheap, and he can probably just beg for donations from the same retards in Telegram instead of Rumble?

 

[sufferhorse]

Maybe he discovered it's more cost efficient to not stream? Electricity + daily Rumble bots ain't cheap, and he can probably just beg for donations from the same retards in Telegram instead of Rumble?

member last year when he did the 'discord dinners' with the biggest whales?


my guess is that his income now relies almost completely on muling drugs

 

[Oilspill Battery]

In the ralph segment in the most recent mati stream there's an AI generated swing song, anyone have a link to the full thing? Super catchy.

edit found it

 

[Elks_antler]

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LFG more scartent!
“Suffah broke dick Josh moon you could never get a bich this loyal yah yah how does that make you feel.”