Purchase a good frame, eh? I think we all know how that went down.
Yeah. If it's a choice between a $4 frame that fits his letter size drawing and a $3.95 one that doesn't, well we all know which one Chris would choose. And did.
And he's always "having a bad time".
Chris will call anything less than all the vidya and legos he could want in his own palatial home where he has no responsibilities whatsoever all paid for by a hardworking devoted fuckmommy a "bad time". And even then he would probably find something to complain about.
Did Chris spend grocery money on LEGO and is now trying to get that money back for food, or is Chris just trying to get "extra" LEGO money from on top of his Tugboat under the guise of needing food?
Chris doesn't have "grocery money". He only has "lego money" that occasionally has to be diverted to less important things like credit card bills and, possibly, q-sands. Even if he did re-designate some of his "lego money" as "food money" it wouldn't qualify as "grocery money" as it would be spent on q-sands and McDonalds and Sheetz, not on relatively inexpensive groceries.
If someone does give him food money because he's starving, it's a fair bet he will also use that food money for legos and then complain even more about how hungry he is because begging worked for him before so it will work for him again. Chris is like an online (for now) version of a streetcorner cardboard sign panhandler begging for food that if you give them $5 you just
know they will spend it on
meth legos instead.
* You read that right: Gang-rape. Ducks are very eager practitioners of gang-rape. 3-4 drakes taking turns/holding down the same hen, is apparently considered very boring, vanilla sex with this peculiar fowl. In fact, it's not unusual to see 10-15 (or even more!) drakes gang up on the same unfortunate duck: Taking turns being on top, while the other bro-ducks wait in eager anticipation, or hold the poor hen down/block her exit. Sometimes they literally rape her to death, as there are too many on top of her, and they accidentally end up drowning her.
It's worse than that. Gang rape has been a driving force in duck evolution resulting in labyrinth duck vaginae and giant corkscrew duck penises. It's one of my favorite arguments against creationism.
The listing's been taken down again. eBay might've gotten it, or maybe Chris took it down himself?
There's no way Chris took it down voluntarily. He NEEDS that $1000 for legos. The weens probably found some new ebay terms violation. But don't worry, it'll be back up again soon enough. Rinse. Repeat.
I will be relisting Again, and I will make it Very Clear: NO OFFERS LESS THAN THE BUY IT NOW PRICE WILL BE ACCEPTED, AND ANY AND ALL OFFERS WILL BE READ AND DISREGARDED. I am not ignorant! I read all of those comments before I deleted them on the listing link here on Facebook.
Of course he will. He is that desperate for lego money. Chris is going to keep re-listing it until one of three things happen: ebay will get tired of his shenanigans and terminate his account; Chris comes to his senses and lists it at a reasonable amount (what are the odds?); or the sun runs out of hydrogen and expands, engulfing the earth. (Edit: Looks like The Froon beat me to that joke.) It's possible that Chris himself might get tired and give up, but his lego desperation makes it more likely ebay will beat him to the punch.
Why the hell send your money to the damn Cwcki and it's Forums when the Actual Artist and his family could use the money better for Debt relief and a living. Good Grief!!!
Why indeed? That's something that Chris should maybe be asking himself.
And to think I would never live to witness a Our Pet Lolcow saga firsthand.
This isn't a saga. This is a greek tragedy. Or possibly something out of a Samuel Beckett play (Waiting for Legot). Or Noel Coward maybe.
Also, I'm a bit befuzzled. What happened now? Did Chris try to make an outside deal or what?
I suspect a truckload of weens have been contacting him making lowball (read: reasonable) offers and ebay just assumed Chris was soliciting under the table offers instead of bothering to look into the situation in depth. Can you blame them? Also Chris failed to update the wall of text description he's been copy-pasta from listing to listing and it still had text in it from the previous "make an offer" listing.
Heh, and how is Chris getting his money good?
I think Phil means "good" from Chris' perspective, not objectively good.
I thought it was going to his mother and debt paying and not him and his lego fund
Seriously? I stand corrected. Nah. Regardless of what Chris says and regardless of where the (hypothetical) money (hypothetically) goes, Chris fully intends to use it to increase his lego hoard. He wouldn't be putting so much effort into just paying off debts or buying food or helping Barb. And even if through some miracle Chris does use it to pay off some of his credit card debt, he'll just immediately max out that card again buying more legos.
Did someone just call Wendy Pini's art "shitty"?
Early art. Every artist goes through an early phase where they're not very good. Most get better with time and practice. Not Chris.