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Karen Riley said:
I'm curious what Phil's plans for his future romantic prospects are. Obviously he had it really good with Leanna and then messed it up but in his mind, is this it for him? Has he had his fun in a relationship and is now resigned to living alone, never having a family of his own, for the rest of his life? He's not so undesirable nobody would ever want to date him but he is running out of time. Asking him what the heck his romance plans are over the next five years would make for a much more interesting Ask the King question than the gaming nonsense he gets asked every month.
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You're right and wrong at the same time. 5 years ago Phil still didn't look very good. But he didn't look as bad as he does now and back then he had money and a tiny sliver of fame from YT on his side. It figured that even then the only way he could get a woman is to get with someone who was technically still a teenager and naive.

Now? Forget about it. His personality alone would make it almost impossible for him to date not unless he lowers his standards to impossible degrees. Which we all know he won't do.

The only way I could see Phil find someone else is if he got involved in a mail order bride situation. A woman who is reasonably attractive and is willing to put up with someone like Phil just to get out of their current situation. So he could get a woman from Thailand or the Philippines or something like that.
 
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This dude would be an embarrassment as a 15-year-old...let alone 35.
Try using this excuse with an actual boss one day, DSP:

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Karen Riley said:
Asking him what the heck his romance plans are over the next five years would make for a much more interesting Ask the King question than the gaming nonsense he gets asked every month.
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El Porko Fako said:
It would be fascinating to see him answer that question, but I just don't see it happening for 2 primary reasons.

1.Most of his hardcore fans are too gutless and dumb to ask him something that personal these days.
2.If he did get a question like that, he'd never answer it on live stream.
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This is probably indicative of how any of those questions would go. Note how totally not mad he sounds:
https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/890785974652948480 (http://archive.is/xCdQZ)

And Drgn with the straight truth:
https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/890787496082231296 (http://archive.is/xCdQZ)

SirJamesDTech said:
This dude would be an embarrassment as a 15-year-old...let alone 35.
Try using this excuse with an actual boss one day, DSP.
Once again treating his fans like shit:

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I know he's not this stupid, but I like to think he didn't unfreeze the frozen dinner beforehand and just ate it as is.

"Whuuut, you have to warm up a frozen dinner? What the fuck dood, nobody told me that! Stupid developers, they didn't give any instruction! ACK ACK ACK *clap clap* good job stoopid idiots"
 
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Accel_Rider said:
Could this fucker at least smile when he took that picture?
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I remember reading a long time ago that men on online dating sites respond better to women if they're looking directly at the camera and smiling, because it makes the man feel like she's interested in him enough to be worth the effort. The opposite was true for women, who more positively responded to guys who weren't smiling and seemed distracted, which made them feel like the guy is busy doing something interesting and that she needs to catch his attention.

I vaguely wonder if Phil read that same factoid, and is trying (poorly) to implement it by always looking sour and uninterested. It's a bit of a reach honestly, but he does tend to cherry pick weird random things to base his decisions on and then ignore how to properly use that info. If that's the case, then he must be forgetting that step two is "Don't look like a dead in the eyes sex offender".

Karen Riley said:
I'm curious what Phil's plans for his future romantic prospects are. Obviously he had it really good with Leanna and then messed it up but in his mind, is this it for him?
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I wonder the same thing. He simultaneously seems thrilled to be back to being a bachelor without a 'nag' invading his life, and also incredibly depressed and lonely.

I suspect his laziness and ego will make him treat his youtube career like CWC treats an attraction sign. He's probably waiting for a beautiful young girl to send in her 'application' for being his girlfriend. And even if that happened, if there was anything even remotely not to his liking, he'd insta-reject her and wait for something better, because he's the king of being sedentary and missing opportunities, and just like with his content, he refuses to change anything unless he's forced.

I don't picture Phil being actively on the prowl for something (not just in love, but in any aspect of his life), and if he tried, I think it would go pretty poorly. I've said before that he looks good on paper, but his personality is abrasive and borderline abusive, and he's just not smart enough to hide that long enough to get his hooks in someone. He's honestly not smart enough to realize he needs to hide it. He's a manipulator, but a sub-par one. That's why his fans are all obvious mouth breathers, and the only girlfriend he ever had was there because he got her when she was young enough not to know any better.

El Porko Fako said:
Even back before Phil and Leanna's relationship became official, he never talked about flirting with anyone, going on dates
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I'd bet that's more because he didn't flirt or take her on dates. He only seemed to show her attention when she started squawking for some, I don't think he's being private, I think he honestly just doesn't give a shit.
 
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That-Guy-Tray said:
OH BOY
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Just to point out he claims he has two separate PayPal accounts.

If one of them is business and one of them is consumer that is fine, but if he has it arranged any other way he's in violation of PayPal rules... and PayPal doesn't fuck around, they will ban you for any reason at all.
 
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neger psykolog said:
Just to point out he claims he has two separate PayPal accounts.

If one of them is business and one of them is consumer that is fine, but if he has it arranged any other way he's in violation of PayPal rules... and PayPal doesn't fuck around, they will ban you for any reason at all.
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He also says he claims his house electricity as a business expense. All of it. Isnt' that... weird??? That seems really kinda scuzzy to me.
 
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bird said:
He also says he claims his house electricity as a business expense. All of it. Isnt' that... weird??? That seems really kinda scuzzy to me.
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Not at all for someone working at home/self employed. It's broken down based on the percentage of the house you use for work. so it isn't all of it.
 
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SirJamesDTech said:
This dude would be an embarrassment as a 15-year-old...let alone 35.
Try using this excuse with an actual boss one day, DSP:

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DSP Tries It: Self-Inflicted Dysentery.

EDIT: I'm happy that my predictions about his slow but sure deterioration of health (both physical and mental) and hygiene after PandaLee left him are coming true. It's even faster than I expected. Phil is becoming more miserable and you can see it in real time. It's a reality show for schadenfreude.
 
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SirJamesDTech said:
This dude would be an embarrassment as a 15-year-old...let alone 35.
Try using this excuse with an actual boss one day, DSP:

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Le Redditeur Part Deux said:
DSP Tries It: Self-Inflicted Dysentery.

EDIT: I'm happy that my predictions about his slow but sure deterioration of health (both physical and mental) and hygiene after PandaLee left him are coming true. It's even faster than I expected. Phil is becoming more miserable and you can see it in real time. It's a reality show for schadenfreude.
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I'm skeptical that he actually got sick by frozen food...Phil could just as easily be saying that after staying up all night watching his Rick and Morty marathon and doesn't want to stream Crash N-sanity run after not getting his requisite 7-8 hours of lump sleeping.
DSP lately has had a habit towards the end of his afternoon stream of screaming and shaking his fist to the heavens, he will begin moaning about how he doesn't feel like playing Danganronpa 2 that night because his throat is too sore. And then he starts coughing pathetically to give his excuse the Derek Zoolander effect as evidence.
He is such a little boy, trying to get out of taking a test at school the next day.
 
Keystone said:
This is probably indicative of how any of those questions would go. Note how totally not mad he sounds:
https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/890787496082231296 (http://archive.is/xCdQZ)

And Drgn with the straight truth:
https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/890787496082231296 (http://archive.is/DGbbk)



I know he's not this stupid, but I like to think he didn't unfreeze the frozen dinner beforehand and just ate it as is.

"Whuuut, you have to warm up a frozen dinner? What the fuck dood, nobody told me that! Stupid developers, they didn't give any instruction! ACK ACK ACK *clap clap* good job stoopid idiots"
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Hey, both of the links to the same tweet, what was the first one supposed to be?

https://twitter.com/EightOfSupreme/status/890743445916192768

Look how much better he looks with a smile.
 
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bird said:
He also says he claims his house electricity as a business expense. All of it. Isnt' that... weird??? That seems really kinda scuzzy to me.
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Not really. I'm not a tax expert, but from my understanding even if you have to buy/fuel/maintain a car which is 'required' for your work you can still use it personally and its not considered a scam.

There's even ways you can have an 'investment property' and you can claim any improvements/investments on that property as tax deductible.

Any self-employed person or someone who actively invests their money with two stones for a brain will know how to manipulate the tax system for their gain, and it isn't scamming, it's why you generally pay for an accountant who knows their shit.

I assume that, at best, DSP has two petrified dog shits for a brain, so I can only hope the taxman finds some flaw and calls his ass up to court and he ends up like Wesley Snipes.
 
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