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Willing to bet that Chris fell off that brand new bike, cried, and never rode it again.
I'm betting that picture was the only time he was ever near that bike. After it was taken, Bob put it right in the garage (or shed or whatever) and Chris went right back to his vidya and legos.
 
College Graduation

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College Graduation

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Jesus, didn't Borb know about proper clothing? Why on earth would they allow Chris to wear something like that to a formal events? WTF. Why does Chris have a balloon? He really looks slow-minded here.
 
He's also wearing his high school cap and gown and "honor roll" sash.
And the clown shirt and the Sonichu medallion. I really hope he didn't have his gown unzipped enough for them to be visible when he went on stage.

Either way it's just terrible that not only did Barb 'n Bob allow him to reuse the cap and gown but also allowed him to wear his clown shirt and Sonichu medallion.
 
I can see Chris refusing to wear the PVCC cap and gown because of autistic reasons. But he gained weight after high school and it looks like he can't zip the gown over his moobs.
 
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I always imagine the kids in this pic to be asking why some autistic guy and his mother are hogging all the Lego
Meant to respond sooner, but those are his own Legos he brought from home. It was an event where kids could show off their creations to other kids. Barb typically used these events as a babysitter for him (even when he was 18) but this time she stuck around for a while. And bought food for them, too.
 
I swear Chris devolves the picture quality of every photo he's in by 20 years. Either that or the Chandlers are just shitty photographers.

I've been wondering the same thing. What exactly is wrong with the quality of all of the photographs of young Chris? They're always covered in those green lines, enhancing the already shite quality of the pictures. I find it difficult to believe that Blorb used the exact same camera throughout those 18+ years.
 
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Ugh, I'm a paramedic and I can safely say there is nothing worse in the world then puke from a Listerine Drunk, the smell is indescribable and utterly revolting.

The rumor I hear is that those guys all get stomach cancer after a while from either the denatureant or some teeth cleaning ingredient in that shit.
 
Yeah, damn, good question. It looks like an adults tshirt, on a little kid. Except this adult would need to be like 8+ feet tall and have godawful taste.
I think it's a night shirt. Ya know, like a night gown, for men.

Maybe the Tomgirl Saga started earlier than we though...

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I'm so cool I almost triple posted while reading the back log. I thought part of the Chandler photos being shit was that a lot of the ones we have are scans, of a shitty inkjet printing, of a scan, of a regular photo original? AKA Chris is a retard and can't archive shit properly. Also, it seems like Barb was in charge of the pictures, so I can't imagine the originals were taken on the best film, or with a best camera, or developed at the best place. Storage matters too, they could have been getting heat damaged out in a shed or attic or some stupid shit like that.
 
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Yeah, he saw North Korea. I wish Bob told us more stories about his wartime days. I wonder what he thought on the day Kim Il-Sung died? I can picture him chatting with the Korean people in the church about life in Korea. Damn, Chris is rude and stupid. Just think of all North Korea jokes he could have made in Sonichu. :lol:

That reminds me, did Chris see Team America World Police?
 
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