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How and when did Chris pick up the "Emmanuel God" / "Goddess Emmanuelle" stuff? I guess he picked up the former somehow, then changed it to the latter because "MALE = BAD."

Also is that sickly green color Chris' attempt at dyeing his hair "Battery Charged Blue?"
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
How and when did Chris pick up the "Emmanuel God" / "Goddess Emmanuelle" stuff?

I guess he picked up the former somehow, then changed it to the latter because "MALE = BAD."
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That's a good question. I'm not sure if we know the source of that.

I mean, Chris is a sucker for stupid memes, along with the type of chain letter emails that your grandma will forward you. So he might've encountered some clickbait article about "13 facts about the christian god that will blow your mind!!", and one of them was about how god's secretly a woman because of some linguistic quirk in hebrew or aramaic or pennsylvania dutch or whatever. And Chris being Chris, latched onto it.
 
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Probably too many dang dirty males involved for Chris to get into, but I wish he was a women's wrestling fan, on the off chance he'd buy this hat.
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Marvin said:
So he might've encountered some clickbait article about "13 facts about the christian god that will blow your mind!!"
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I wonder of Chris has ever read one of those, dropped his jaw :o and said "Yew jes blew my mind" out lound to no one in particular, like some kind of cartoon.
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
How and when did Chris pick up the "Emmanuel God" / "Goddess Emmanuelle" stuff? I guess he picked up the former somehow, then changed it to the latter because "MALE = BAD."

Also is that sickly green color Chris' attempt at dyeing his hair "Battery Charged Blue?"
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"Immanuel (Hebrew: עִמָּנוּאֵל‎ meaning, "God with us"; also romanized Emmanuel, Imanu'el) is a Hebrew name which appears in the Book of Isaiah as a sign that God will protect the House of David.[1] The Gospel of Matthew (Matthew 1:22–23) quotes part of this, "a virgin shall be with child, and shall bring forth a son, and they shall call his name Emmanuel", as a prophesy of the birth of the Messiah and the fulfillment of Scripture in the person of Jesus."

He likely picked up the "Emmanuel" part from church. I think he got the idea that God could be a woman in his head when people started encouraging him to explore other religions a few years ago. The CWCki is going painfully slow, so I can't check right now, but I think it's kind of evolved along with his gender issues. I don't think he's referred to God as a male in at least a year, at least publicly.

As for the hair, he either doesn't know or doesn't care that you're supposed to bleach it before dying it, so, instead of blue, it ends up whatever that color is. This has always surprised me a bit, seeing as he's been dying it for so long and the fact that he seemed to have gotten at least a little bit of makeup advice from his drag queen friends.
 
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Gooseunderscore said:
Even in the joking sense, no one will/want to ever rape Chris....but then again this is the planet earth in 2017...so maybe somewhere out there.....someone is plotting to do so eventually..
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I don't know what's worse, the far fetched idea that someone would stoop as low as to rape arguably one of the least attractive, pretend "transsexual", autistic, and disgusting human shaped mess that is Chris; or the fact that someone like that actually exists.

We need to find this would be rapist and get him/her some help...
 
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Picklechu said:
He likely picked up the "Emmanuel" part from church. I think he got the idea that God could be a woman in his head when people started encouraging him to explore other religions a few years ago.
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Coincidentally (?), "Emmanuelle" is also the name of a softcore erotica series involving lesbian encounters.

he either doesn't know or doesn't care that you're supposed to bleach it before dying it
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Maybe he was reading Goosebumps in art class during the part when they teach that blue mixed with (dark and murky) yellow makes green.
 
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Silver Octopus said:
Is this the most consistent chris has been making Sonichu? So far he's kept to his schedule whereas before he had none...
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I don't recall the rate at which he put out pages then, but Ivy had him on a fairly consistent schedule like eight years ago. Regardless, this stretch has probably been going on for about the same length of time.
 
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Chris is the George RR Martin of... autistic ..therapeutic..video game character mash up... things
 
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I haven't been up with Chris stuff lately and I have to know if sorbet is alive or not, last time I saw was the video Chris took of her wheezing. Poor baby, can someone catch me up with how she is doing?
 
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I recall Chris having a TARDIS towel(?) in one of the w.een interviews, yet he hasn't commented on the new Doctor Who being a woman. Is he only familiar with the show because of reruns he saw on PBS?
 
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