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The Sultan of Oman said:
Y'know, I miss pre-Christine Chris. It was more fun to laugh at him when he was super homophobic and racist.

Then again, he probably still is.
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I believe he's in denial about his internalized homophobia, due to all the SJW bullshit he's been brainwashed with. Despite his claims of him never being homophobic in the first place, it took a while for him to "stop" being homophobic.
 
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The Valeyard said:
I recall Chris having a TARDIS towel(?) in one of the w.een interviews, yet he hasn't commented on the new Doctor Who being a woman. Is he only familiar with the show because of reruns he saw on PBS?
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There have been a few TV shows he mentions enjoying, but never seems to get into as he did with MLP or Sanic. I think Doctor Who was part of that whole British fad he had.

Male Soul said:
I believe he's in denial about his internalized homophobia, due to all the SJW bullshit he's been brainwashed with. Despite his claims of him never being homophobic in the first place, it took a while for him to "stop" being homophobic.
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I'm not even sure he was that homophobic. I mean, he was a bit, but I don't think he was the Sped Phelps he's made out to be. It's just that people called him gay and because he's not too bright, his solution was to just keep yelling over and over again that he wasn't and he hated homosexuality. The trolls played on that, and it all spiralled. I'd say he's more of a misandrist than anything else, and gay men - men who actually want to have sex with other men - are incomprehensible to him.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
There have been a few TV shows he mentions enjoying, but never seems to get into as he did with MLP or Sanic. I think Doctor Who was part of that whole British fad he had.


I'm not even sure he was that homophobic. I mean, he was a bit, but I don't think he was the Sped Phelps he's made out to be. It's just that people called him gay and because he's not too bright, his solution was to just keep yelling over and over again that he wasn't and he hated homosexuality. The trolls played on that, and it all spiralled. I'd say he's more of a misandrist than anything else, and gay men - men who actually want to have sex with other men - are incomprehensible to him.
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Pretty much all he is.
 
So I found out about him back in like... 2007? My IRL school friends were /b/tards. They'd send me his videos and talk about them in the cafeteria and laugh. I found them meh at best.

My question is, which no-life netizen first discovered him, and where? I'd assume it was either YouTube or DeviantArt.

Tbh I still am shocked that people take time out of their life to make an entire wiki with hundreds of lengthy articles on a random autist on the internet. I mean yeah some of it is funny but I sorta feel bad for the people who "chronicle" his life.
 
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Sonicsis said:
Pretty sure Barbs was the first one to discover Chris
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The Lizard Queen said:
No, she was too drunk to know. The doctor discovered him first when she came in for a stomach ache moments before Chris was born. He was a complete surprise to Bob, who thought Barb was just fat.
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I disagree with both of you, because unfortunately you are both wrong.
Chris-Chan's existence was first discovered through a carving 10,000 years ago by neanderthals, deep within an underground cave.
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It foretold the coming of a true and honest mighty virgin that would bring the world into a time of peace with the help of an electric hedgehog type Pokémon.
 
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polyqueerandrosensual said:
I know this is a shit-posting forum, but can I please get an actual fucking answer? I didn't join this for no reason. I'm not reading the hundreds of CWCwiki articles to find a simple answer. Not happy my post (which is a very good question) got merged into this but whatever.
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As I mentioned before:
no one knows the exact origins since the discovery of Chris was on 4chan where everyone is anonymous. As far as we know the first one to post about Chirs could be dead, or a close person to chirs, or someone random. We might never know because whomever would come out to claim that they did it would have no proof because, like I said before, 4chan is anonymous so they can't be connected back unless you got their IP address but 4chan prunes(Deletes) threads once they get too old or if no one responds to it for a while.
 
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polyqueerandrosensual said:
I know this is a shit-posting forum, but can I please get an actual fucking answer? I didn't join this for no reason. I'm not reading the hundreds of CWCwiki articles to find a simple answer. Not happy my post (which is a very good question) got merged into this but whatever.
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It was merged into this post because your "thread" was asking who first discovered Chris. That's a question. Which is why it got sorted into the appropriate thread "Random thoughts and questions." And are you really that lazy to not even attempt to look for your answer on your own?
 
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polyqueerandrosensual said:
I know this is a shit-posting forum, but can I please get an actual fucking answer? I didn't join this for no reason. I'm not reading the hundreds of CWCwiki articles to find a simple answer. Not happy my post (which is a very good question) got merged into this but whatever.
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If you killed yourself, you might get the answer from God.
 
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