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[ICametoLurk]

then you voided you'te DMCA. lmao

So he can be charged with perjury then?

Yeah, a perjury charge would look nice for Skylar. Really nice.

 

[HomeAloneTwo]

Yeah, a perjury charge would look nice for Skylar. Really nice.

It'll look real nice next to his plaque for "not allowed within 1000 yards of a playground"

 

[Dork Of Ages]

Shit, Skylar. When it comes to your college saga, you handled it worse than Chris.

While he did some major fuck-ups that could have easily expelled him, he nevertheless did what he was mandated to do and managed to graduate. Of course, he had a much easier course than Computer Science, so he barely deserves a pat on the back for that. But at least the shit he pulled was because he wanted a girlfriend, not because he wanted to pick a fight with da homos (well, not yet back then) and due to the political climate college campuses live in currently, that could have gotten him in much serious trouble.

But what makes his college saga more interesting when comparing it to yours, is that (of course, Kiwis can correct me on this) he did not involve his damn parents with his idiocy, at least not directly. And if he did, at least he didn't have the stupid idea to record the meetings they had with college staff so we could see and laugh at Bob and Barb's flimsy arguments that Chris is a good boi dindu nuffin.

Basically, he was :autism: in college but thankfully it wasn't enough to put a huge dent on his academic history and he mostly complied with what the college wanted him to do. If he decided to do a 180° on his life, applied to go to college again and kept to himself, he'd have a fairly good shot on actually starting a normal life and wouldn't have too many problems with admins on campus. Hell, he could try the same college again. It has almost been a decade and a half since he first graduated and pretty sure Mary Lee Walsh is close to her retirement age.

But you botched whatever chances of graduating you had (which you say you did intentionally, fucking why?). Hell, they just fucking asked you to write a damn essay as punishment. Chris was mandated to attend anger management classes. You recorded you and your mom failing hard on defending yourself (oh I need to listen to the audio, sounds wonderful). Oh, yeah, I almost forgot. You had your mom try to bail you out for something that was 100% your fault and your responsibility as an adult (Hell, one of the most direct attempts at Barb trying to bail Chris out when he was arrested back in 2011 was because she was also involved in his tomfoolery and needed to bail them both out. You had no reason to involve your mother in the situation you were in).

Shit, dude. Add this 'cry to momma' action you have done, your very unique name and background that is easily searchable, getting yourself expelled simply out of spite when you could have simply got a slap in the wrist, your obviously imflammatory and problematic way of dealing with the issue of gay marriage, getting yourself easily hacked because you were too lazy to include obvious beginner security procedures on your web accounts (what a great computer whiz you are), your academic history being easily searchable by other regional colleges and affiliated faith colleges (at least based on what other Kiwis say) and still acting holier-than-thou over it all?

No serious employer or academic institution is touching you with a ten foot pole for years.

You are fucked, son.

Edit: Forgot to include pulling a witch hunt on Carroll College. You just do not do shit like that and not expect other institutions to be afraid that you'd pull the same thing on them if they accept/hire you.

 

[obliviousbeard]

getting yourself easily hacked because you were too lazy to include obvious beginner security procedures on your web accounts (what a great computer whiz you are).

Not to mention mr. Fancy Bear leaving clues about the access on Skylar's accounts, but he didn't learn about that until he decided to check up on the thread like sensible and not-at-all caring person he is.

 

[FatNero]

That video is supposed to be funny.

If we have to keep posting that "I'm just pretending to be retarded" image, it's gonna wear out.

 

[AnOminous]

Shit, Skylar. When it comes to your college saga, you handled it worse than Chris.

While he did some major fuck-ups that could have easily expelled him, he nevertheless did what he was mandated to do and managed to graduate. Of course, he had a much easier course than Computer Science, so he barely deserves a pat in the back for that. But at least the shit he pulled was because he wanted a girlfriend, not because he wanted to pick a fight with da homos (well, not yet back then) and due to the political climate college campuses live in currently, that could have gotten him in much serious trouble.

He picked maybe one of the few colleges in the U.S. where his general position would have been acceptable. Even in the modern, tolerant RCC, it's still an official position of the Church that homosexuality is a sin, even if some of the anti-gay rhetoric has been softened. There are still plenty of conservative Catholics who would agree with him on his general position.

However, due to autism and just general stupidity, he had to break the rules about posting shit and then double down on his idiocy, so now his time spent seeking a degree is wasted and he gets to get thrown out in his last year.

What a buffoon!

 

[Optimus Prime]

Here's a question for Mr Skylar: where do you see yourself in five years? How about ten?

Mommy dearest can't coddle the shit out of you forever and sooner or later you're gonna need a job. But you burned any chance of getting a college degree and that's permanently shut you out from a LOT of well paying jobs or even further job training which requires a college degree in that field to even get into.

About the only thing you're probably qualified for is being a lifeguard at the YMCA because of that, as my scoutmaster liked to put it during Eagle Scout ceremonies, 'bit of ribbon and a drop of metal' that is the Eagle Scout medal (there was more to it but nobody on this site who wasn't a boy scout gives a shit so I'll omit it here), so it means you can swim. Except then you'd probably get fired for hating gay people.

Seriously, what job prospects do you even have? Because you have a reputation and easily searchable thread here on the farms. And we've already been indirectly the source for getting one dipshit fired so far, too, so don't think it isn't unprecedented.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

He picked maybe one of the few colleges in the U.S. where his general position would have been acceptable. Even in the modern, tolerant RCC, it's still an official position of the Church that homosexuality is a sin, even if some of the anti-gay rhetoric has been softened. There are still plenty of conservative Catholics who would agree with him on his general position.

However, due to autism and just general stupidity, he had to break the rules about posting shit and then double down on his idiocy, so now his time spent seeking a degree is wasted and he gets to get thrown out in his last year.

What a buffoon!

I can see what you are talking about there, but even agreeing with his position has its limits. When it came to his classroom rants, I am pretty sure that a good number of the students and maybe even teachers did not disagree with what he was talking about, but he goes on doing that in the most cringeworthy ways that they know that trying to defend him would just make them look bad.

Skylar, do not blame your fellow ex-alumni not siding with you meaning that they support liberalism, it just means that they support holyshitdudeshutthefuckupyouaremakingmecringeism.

 

[AnOminous]

Skylar, do not blame your fellow ex-alumni not siding with you meaning that they support liberalism, it just means that they support holyshitdudeshutthefuckupyouaremakingmecringeism.

I'm going to go out on a limb and bet that rather like Chris himself, they eventually give this douchenozzle his degree just not to have to put up with his chimping out, or his orangutan of a lolmom any more.

That said, though, even if he gets it, he's wiped his ass with it already and even a cursory Google search on him will reveal him as an abjectly idiotic monkey who wouldn't fit into any workplace because he'd obviously end up the subject of a harassment lawsuit at some point for getting in the face of co-workers about his homo hatin ways.

 

[AprilRains]

Or in other words: Sssh, Ittner.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I'm going to go out on a limb and bet that rather like Chris himself, they eventually give this douchenozzle his degree just not to have to put up with his chimping out, or his orangutan of a lolmom any more.

That said, though, even if he gets it, he's wiped his ass with it already and even a cursory Google search on him will reveal him as an abjectly idiotic monkey who wouldn't fit into any workplace because he'd obviously end up the subject of a harassment lawsuit at some point for getting in the face of co-workers about his homo hatin ways.

I hope the college stands their ground. Harassing people into submission is something that society at every level should discourage. Giving him his degree after this would only encourage further inappropriate behavior on both his part and anti-social types who might hear this story.

 

[FrozenFlame]

I still don't think for a solid minute he truly believes in his own bullshit. I feel like maybe the work in his last semester was too much for him as someone else in this thread said, so he came up with the whole crusade, fully knowing it would get him kicked out of school before he failed. I wonder what his work looked like before this event.

Either that, or he actually is gay and this is one huge lolnope. I mean you can't be gay if you hate gay people, right? It's the perfect cover. :autism:

 

[Skylar Ittner]

Wait, so are you admitting you sent the report to CloudFlare though you just said it wasn't you?

No...

It just means they used a publicly-listed phone number while masquerading as me. You people are all about doxxing me and finding my house, but my street address and that phone number are a 30 second lookup away. I'm surprised nobody's posted it yet, it's painfully obvious.

 

[GethN7]

No...

It just means they used a publicly-listed phone number while masquerading as me. You people are all about doxxing me and finding my house, but my street address and that phone number are a 30 second lookup away. I'm surprised nobody's posted it yet, it's painfully obvious.

First off, it's "doxing", not with two X's. Second, let's presume you told the truth about that email in your inbox, it still doesn't exonerate you because the way those anon remailers work, you could have sent it to yourself in advance of this little plan to DMCA here to look like the victim then you could play victim by claiming it wasn't you.

What the actual truth is, we don't know for sure, but it's highly unlikely someone would risk fines and jail time just for the privilege of trolling some egomaniac zealot who thinks he's far smarter than he really is. It's not completely out of the question, but it's highly improbable.

 

[Carcinogenesis]

No...

It just means they used a publicly-listed phone number while masquerading as me. You people are all about doxxing me and finding my house, but my street address and that phone number are a 30 second lookup away. I'm surprised nobody's posted it yet, it's painfully obvious.

Can't you see the irony in what you do? Pride is one of the Seven Deadly Sins...you should humble yourself while you're still a mortal

 

[Cthulu]

I'm surprised nobody's posted it yet, it's painfully obvious.

We know fam. It won't be posted because you're a attention whore.

 

[BadaBadaBoom]

I honestly think he's telling the truth about the Cloudflare thing since the ALL CAPS CHIMPING OUT isn't how he responds to anything. He also doesn't seem to have any issues sharing his dirty deeds so why lie about this? It's the least damaging thing he's done to his rep.

 

[AprilRains]

You people are all about doxxing me and finding my house, but my street address and that phone number are a 30 second lookup away. I'm surprised nobody's posted it yet, it's painfully obvious.

You're saying we didn't post your phone number?

Or a link to your home address?

That's really what you're going with?

I have a feeling this thread is going to turn into:

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

No...

It just means they used a publicly-listed phone number while masquerading as me. You people are all about doxxing me and finding my house, but my street address and that phone number are a 30 second lookup away. I'm surprised nobody's posted it yet, it's painfully obvious.

You're saying we didn't post your phone number?

Or a link to your home address?

That's really what you're going with?

Pretty sure I did that yesterday after you mentioned the number. Skylar here really isn't all that bright.

 

[AprilRains]

Pretty sure I did that yesterday after you mentioned the number. Skylar here really isn't all that bright.

Yes, the second link is to your post. I'm therefore absolutely sure you did that. I'm trying to bring Skylar along before he grows more exasperating than Walter White's wife on Breaking Bad.