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Bob's only got that neckbeard going to hide that flabby neck of his.
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What neck?Bob's only got that neckbeard going to hide that flabby neck of his.
They've been phasing out the robots for the better part of 2 decades. But I don't expect Bob to pay attention to this sort of thing. He probably just goes there for the pizza and to complain about the arcade before being shooed out for freaking out the children."Why can't that generating be YouTube-addicts to meeeeeeeeeee?"
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Yeah, because we totally want to dox a grown man with a crappy autobiography and creepy Mario obsession. If anything, he's more prone to doxing himself out than us ever doing it.BONUS: Wow, look at all the doxing and harassment we're doing towards Bob. We're totally saying scream "Hitler did nothing wrong" into his phone. So much hate and harassment.
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No wonder it looks so snug.Bob's lucky they had that shirt in XXXL.
Hell, if anything FNAF helped expand the lifespans of the creepy old animatronics. I can't tell you how many times my little cousins that obsessed over that game talked about going to Chuck E. Cheese's because they wanted to see real life animatronic mascots. Plus I really don't think any kid really gave a shit about the mascots at those places, they always wanted to go to play games and get prizes more than anything.Say what you will about FNAF, but it had a clever premise; those animatronics are fucking creepy and always have been, so making them the antagonist of a horror story is at the very least a neat and original idea (before Scott Cawthon ran it into the ground so hard it came out the other end of the Earth).
Bob's so blinded by 80s nostalgia he really thinks it's FNAF's fault that the animatronics are being phased out. Not that, y'know, they were always terrifying and all FNAF did was exploit that fear. This has been a thing long before FNAF was released.
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Bob is more concerned about inanimate animatronics being phased out of work than real people in the mid west being outsourced to China, let that sink in.
Bob is more concerned about inanimate animatronics being phased out of work than real people in the mid west being outsourced to China, let that sink in.
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"I see nothing wrong with this." - Moviebob
My grandfather actually did fight in World War II. That's at least partly why I hate Nazis.
He also fought in Korea. That's at least partly why I hate Communists.
What my grandfather did obviously proves all my opinions about everything correct.
Not really, but I still think I'm right to hate Nazis and hate Communists equally. Both of them murdered tens of millions of people and utterly fucked up the 20th Century.
Antifa are openly Communists. The scum leading a Nazi-style torch march in Charlottesville sure look like Nazis to me.
Fuck them both.
mom says i shouldn't follow strangers offering candythat geek.com logo is inconveniently placed, but Bob still looks like a child predator
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Moon wheat is so sweet, it'd make you lose your feet!mom says i should follow strangers offering candy
don't worry i don't have candy
well what do you have
A SUPERIOR FUTURE AND MOON WHEAT!!
Moon wheat is so sweet, it'd make you lose your feet!
He is so fat, that all the fat on his head is collapsing. His skull is fighting a losing war.It's so weird that he's so fat and yet his cheeks are so sunken. He's like a partially deflated balloon.
Fuck Moon Wheat, I want Moon Weed. Moon-Pals Approved.
...Aaaaaand there we go.