Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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"Why can't that generating be YouTube-addicts to meeeeeeeeeee?"
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They've been phasing out the robots for the better part of 2 decades. But I don't expect Bob to pay attention to this sort of thing. He probably just goes there for the pizza and to complain about the arcade before being shooed out for freaking out the children.

BONUS: Wow, look at all the doxing and harassment we're doing towards Bob. We're totally saying scream "Hitler did nothing wrong" into his phone. So much hate and harassment.
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Yeah, because we totally want to dox a grown man with a crappy autobiography and creepy Mario obsession. If anything, he's more prone to doxing himself out than us ever doing it.
 
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Say what you will about FNAF, but it had a clever premise; those animatronics are fucking creepy and always have been, so making them the antagonist of a horror story is at the very least a neat and original idea (before Scott Cawthon ran it into the ground so hard it came out the other end of the Earth).

Bob's so blinded by 80s nostalgia he really thinks it's FNAF's fault that the animatronics are being phased out. Not that, y'know, they were always terrifying and all FNAF did was exploit that fear. This has been a thing long before FNAF was released.
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Hell, if anything FNAF helped expand the lifespans of the creepy old animatronics. I can't tell you how many times my little cousins that obsessed over that game talked about going to Chuck E. Cheese's because they wanted to see real life animatronic mascots. Plus I really don't think any kid really gave a shit about the mascots at those places, they always wanted to go to play games and get prizes more than anything.
 
My grandfather actually did fight in World War II. That's at least partly why I hate Nazis.

He also fought in Korea. That's at least partly why I hate Communists.

What my grandfather did obviously proves all my opinions about everything correct.

Not really, but I still think I'm right to hate Nazis and hate Communists equally. Both of them murdered tens of millions of people and utterly fucked up the 20th Century.

Antifa are openly Communists. The scum leading a Nazi-style torch march in Charlottesville sure look like Nazis to me.

Fuck them both.

Agreed, amigo. In this day and age, I've come to resent both the extremist left and right and as far as I can tell, Both ANTIFA and the nazis are to blame for the mess in Cville. I honestly think if the both of them were to kill each other off, it would be better for our country and I'll shed no tears. I'll just kick back with a :popcorn: and enjoy the greatest of all holy shitstorms happen. A lot of people have surrendered themselves to political zealotry and it has produced some of the ugliest times of our generation. Hell, I can't even watch a wolfenstein video without seeing people bitch in the comments about "HURR DURR PURNCH NATSEES". Jesus Christ, just play the damn game and quit your sperging.
 
Not sure he can judge, diabetes can make you visionless too.
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I just really love how James Woods can indirectly troll Bob.
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Not everything needs to be compared to pop culture, Bob.
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Secondly, at least make references to things people care about if you're comparing life to movies. Seriously, Blank Check?
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It's been almost a year, and he's still white knighting Hillary. He just needs to call Republican voters stupid again.
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...Aaaaaand there we go.
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Pics or you're in your basement.
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