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jfc I've been watching clips of him less and less lately so it's a surprise to me how much he's changed in such a short period of time.

On top of sounding about 20 lbs heavier, now he sounds like smokes 5 packs a day, what the hell?!
 
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Tame Sake said:
jfc I've been watching clips of him less and less lately so it's a surprise to me how much he's changed in such a short period of time.

On top of sounding about 20 lbs heavier, now he sounds like smokes 5 packs a day, what the hell?!
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It's called depression. Symptoms include binge eating, excessive sleeping and lots of crying like a bitch because you just wasted ten years and have no job skills.
 
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Keystone said:
Life itself is doing a pretty good job of that already. Lost his girlfriend, lost his Machinima contract, lost his big fancy BMW, all alone in that big house of his with no friends or anything -- and the year isn't even over yet. "A boot stomping on a human face" describes Phil's life in 2017 pretty well, and I'm sure there's more shit he's going to lose between now and December; except weight of course, he's going to be packing those pounds on something fierce.
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You got a point there. He doesn't cook his own food, he had his mother-girlfriend Leanna to do that for him. Now he just eats fast food and does more DSP Tries It's. I wonder if he does his own laundry, because I'm willing to bet his Leanna did that for him too. There's probably a mountain of clothes in the corner of his room. Clothes Mountain. I doubt he even showers anymore, aside from the one time he did (see my avatar) so he could do a DSP Tries It on the AXE Body Detailer ("It washes your balls!") and play with his cock and balls on YouTube in front of children.

I said it in the DSP A-Log thread, I'll say it here; Phil isn't living, he's just existing. And it's a really shitty existence.


Jeanne said:
https://www.lotro.com/forums/showthread.php?653011-Other-Games-You-Play&p=7765106#post7765106

Someone went nuts...
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This time it wasn't me.
 
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neger psykolog said:
I'm legit just hoping that someone one day IRL challenges him to a "lag free"/IRL match and offers him some ridiculous amount like 10k US as well as a bunch of money to charity or some shit (the charity part would be great because then it means he'll look like the absolute asshole he is for refusing it). For all the shit he talks on his streams, its just like writing checks that his ass can't cash.
Either
-He refuses because of 'da haters' and 'da trolls'
-He refuses because its 'not enough money'
-He refuses because he can't take time out of his busy streaming / sandwich making schedule
-He refuses because V8 energy drinks aren't distributed in the area of the match
-He agrees to the match but then gets a TKO before the match from severe gout
-He agrees, talks shit and loses
-He agrees, talks shit and gets into a physical alteration with his opponent (bonus if the opponent beats his ass IRL and then dies from a incommunicable disease caught from Phil like gout)
-He agrees and Leanna shows up in the crowd causing him to be unable to concentrate and starts to get emotional
-He wins (I hope the cabinet is rigged so he loses regardless)

HBO should get on that shit with pay per view because I know I'd pay to see him having to actually interact with other humans.
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He's been exposed as a fraud many times over in fighters.

He lost 10-0 here in a match where he shit talked constantly:


Then there's the story of his shit talking getting so bad that a legit cage fight was going to happen between him and Viscant.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Kappa/comments/4roajf/can_viscant_tell_us_the_story_of_dsp_challenging/

SPOILERS. Phil pussied out.

And of course there's the incident where Mike Watson and Jaha personally confronted Phil and Phil was crying by the end of it:


I forgot. There was even an online grudge match that happened in 09 or so between him and another YT personality/Fighting game guy TheKingKindred.


Phil got his ass handed something like 10-3. Of course Phil gave the excuse because he lost because of lag and other nonsense. I was tempted to make a montage of this but unfortunately I can't find the back and forth vlogs each side made firing shots at each other.
 
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Phil is talking about whether he'd play Super Turbo on FightCade rather than on the Switch. That's a great idea! On Fightcade they play the authentic arcade version, the netcode is great, and the players are knowledgeable. That would solve all Phil's problems with the Switch version.

But he just came up with contradictory bullshit reasons why he doesn't want to.

"Everybody on there is so dedicated and obsessed with the game, so they'll take it too seriously and I just want to have fun" (But on the Switch you go crazy because nobody knows how to play at your pro-competition standard)

"Everybody on there will use shitty online tactics to try to destroy me for the bragging rights of beating DSP." (With an arcade rom and much better netcode, how could they use shitty online tactics? Matches would be fairer -- why are you scared of that, Phil?)

So Phil would rather play the Switch's USF2T... driving himself and his audience to madness - having no fun at all, and making his absolute worst, saltiest, most annoying content... than play the game on a platform where he can't make excuses.
 
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TheyCallItNPD said:
Phil is talking about whether he'd play Super Turbo on FightCade rather than on the Switch. That's a great idea! On Fightcade they play the authentic arcade version, the netcode is great, and the players are dedicated and knowledgeable. That would solve all Phil's problems with the Switch version.

But he just came up with contradictory bullshit reasons why he doesn't want to.

"Everybody on there is so dedicated and obsessed with the game, so they'll take it too seriously and I just want to have fun" (Um... don't you rant and rave that nobody on Switch knows how to play the game at your pro-player level of knowledge?)

"Everybody on there will try to destroy me for the bragging rights of beating DSP" (Yeah, so? With an arcade-perfect version and no lag, wouldn't it be fair? Why are you scared of that, Phil?)

So I really think that Phil would rather play the Switch's USF2T - driving himself and his audience to madness with the lag complaints and the salt - than play the game on a platform where he can't make excuses.
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He would get his asshole ripped inside out if he played on Fightcade. Guaranteed. And the trolling would be way worse than anything he's seen before. Fightcade attracts certain kinds of exceptional individuals.
 
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So he did his usual "If you TIP me, instead of sub or cheer, i get that money RIGHT AWAY, because taxes are coming and things are DESPARATE doods" @ 50 minutes of this video if you need it for any.. purposes. Because I think someone asked earlier in the thread for reasons.

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/168521091

This is from today's vod. from 0:50 to 0:59~ and a little later is perfect for whatever reasons you need to send to anyone interested for whatever reasons
 
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When I watch one session of Phil playing USF2T, I think: "That's a person who had zero fun and was driven to madness. That gameplay session caused him to lose his temper so badly that he made an utter fool of himself. He ended up foaming at the mouth about how broken, shitty and worthless the game is.

"A sane human being would not play this game again if they hate it that much."

So guess what... Phil is doing another USF2T stream right now.

He will spend the next 3 hours having a terrible time, driven to anger and madness, cursing and insulting the developers, publishers, everyone who plays it, and even paying members of his chat. The cult who pays Phil for this entertainment will suffer another 3 hours of Phil blaming lag for every match - the most irritating and predictable 2 minute loop repeated for hours.

This asshole. I don't even.
 
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DiabeticShitheadPhil said:
I just tipped phil $5 under the name IFuckedLeannaLastNight. He didn't read it. What a rip-off. Report the fat fuck.
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congrats on wasting your money, i guess. He barely reads tips as-is and cherry picks even positive ones that blows smoke up his ass

edit: i would seriously hope you are going to charge back and not give that re,tard your money, or else you are the true re,tard
 
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congrats on wasting your money, i guess. He barely reads tips as-is and cherry picks even positive ones that blows smoke up his ass

edit: i would seriously hope you are going to charge back and not give that re,tard your money, or else you are the true re,tard
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S'all good, I am chargebacking both. I was also LeannasGapingAsshole. Fat fuck didn't honor his half of the "deal" per se, so I'm taking him to chargeback city.

Yeah yeah, "autistic", whatever. Read the book of DILLIGAF.
 
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Randy Lahey said:
yeah you sure fucked him good with that 5 bucks you gave and the note he didn't even read
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Shows how much you know, you can't read either. $10 (2 tips), and I'm chargebacking both, and I will be pursuing the chargeback even if he tries to deny it, so nothing of value was lost. Now since you're a Trailer Park Boys fan like me;


Joking aside, I do have to leave for work.

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Yeah, you sure showed by Phil by giving him money. That's the ultimate form of wraith, just throw money at a guy. That $5 contributed to Phil's ruination. It's just so obvious.
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Learn to read, I'm chargebacking the shit.
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