Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[SpokesBottom]

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So working for a few months and then quitting/getting fired (ALLEGEDLY) from 2 jobs is a real job history? On what planet Amber?

Well, it is a job history, but not one that'll get her a job at any self-respecting place outside a fast food restaurant

 

[Clown Baby]

Well, it is a job history, but not one that'll get her a job at any self-respecting place outside a fast food restaurant

From my perspective if you've been of working age for almost 10 years and only have 3 things to put on your resume (that are only a couple months in length) and one of those 3 things isn't a degree, you might as well put nothing on it. But technically it is "a history," and that's how Amber gets by lying her way through life. "Technically I didn't lie, you guys." "Technically I didn't ever say that exact sentence."

 

[SailorJupiter]

From my perspective if you've been of working age for almost 10 years and only have 3 things to put on your resume (that are only a couple months in length) and one of those 3 things isn't a degree, you might as well put nothing on it. But technically it is "a history," and that's how Amber gets by lying her way through life. "Technically I didn't lie, you guys." "Technically I didn't ever say that exact sentence."

Could you imagine this lard's resume?

Professional Youtuber 2013 - Present
Professional YouNow Camer 2016 - Present
Professional Writer 2000 - Present
Published Author on WattPad 2010 - Present
Professional Question Answerer on Ask FM 2013 - Present

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Don't forget part time nursing home drink pourer volunteer Jan. 2015-April 2015
Top Secret Government work for the veterans Aug. 2016-October 2016

 

[dumpster bitch]

Loving the compliation videos. They go a long way in highlighting the contradictions, lies, and bullshit long-time viewers notice. It's illuminating for people who are new or haven't really delved into the yeasty depths of Amber's video archives.

This video is an oldie-but-goodie. Amber (admittedly) fake crying starting at 12:21. A compliation of all of her "tears" would make a great vid, and this clip illustrates how it's all an act.

The 89 lb mentions or the "I haven't eaten" quotes followed by face-stuffing would also be great!

 

[despacito hot cheeto]

In a recent younow wit Rafe (last month or so) she said she still wasn't making payments yet.

Whoa whoa whoa. I distinctly remember her saying in a vlog that she has about $19k in student loans and that she's working on paying those off.

LIE DETECTED. I'll try to find the video now.

Edit: BAM found it. At 1:47 she says she makes two monthly payments on her student loans.

 

[KicDaKitty]

Whoa whoa whoa. I distinctly remember her saying in a vlog that she has about $19k in student loans and that she's working on paying those off.

LIE DETECTED. I'll try to find the video now.

Edit: BAM found it. At 1:47 she says she makes two monthly payments on her student loans.

I remember her saying in the younow clip that she has 19K in student loans but she hasn't started making payments and it's something she was planning on doing (aka:ignoring it until the Feds put a freeze on her bank account). I'm sure it was uploaded by cxnt because that's how I watch most of her younow's and it was during the time she was streaming with Rafe.

 

[haygurlhay]

News briefing from current YouNow session: Amber is hungry, y'all. She and Becky haven't ea'un all day. You can legit tell she's cranky because she hasn't fed yet today.

Edit: Don't worry guys. She's going to King Buffet later. Our little girl won't be going hungry today.

P.S. You would think that just MAYBE for her new caretaker's family, she would attempt to put her best hoof forward and NOT act like an annoyingly rude cunt but not our Amber. She is acting all bitchy and whining about not having AC while they are driving her fatass to her new place, aka Becky's.

 

[Goose]

She's in the car on the way to her new barn, but it seems as though only Wasabi the cat is with her. She's ignoring the entire chat asking about Rarity. Dumb bitch.

Oh, and she hasn't eaten for 7 hours you guyzzzz.

 

[Clown Baby]

Can't wait for this supposed upcoming video she keeps mentioning that will explain everything about where she's moving and the cats.

 

[Rotogravure]

I truly enjoyed the last few minutes of looking at the car visor, on mute. Which resulted in several likes and applause -- bumping AL to #2 on Younow before she just quit out with no goodbye.

I also still cannot figure out who was driving.

 

[citytrucks]

She's probably already given Rarity away, and Wasabi is going to magically 'run away' after she moves.

 

[KicDaKitty]

She's a bitch and I really don't like her.

 

[Interventionist]

She actually doesn't have a degree. She has a shit ton of student loan debt with nothing to show for it. Cus you know how she gives up on stuff so easily.

She didn't go to college for that long, maybe a few months... No where close to obtaining degree

 

[SpokesBottom]

She didn't go to college for that long, maybe a few months... No where close to obtaining degree

How irresponsible do you have to be to accumulate that much debt in just a few months?

 

[PiggyPie]

I truly enjoyed the last few minutes of looking at the car visor, on mute. Which resulted in several likes and applause -- bumping AL to #2 on Younow before she just quit out with no goodbye.

I also still cannot figure out who was driving.

Why anyone gives this bitch likes and applause is still beyond me.

 

[FupaQueen]

How irresponsible do you have to be to accumulate that much debt in just a few months?

I'm thinking she might have thought she was going for the long run so she took out a loan for 19k?

It is sad to think that if she had just stuck with college she'd be done already. Much like if she had just stuck with a diet she'd be done with her 'weight loss journey' already

 

[Trasha Pay That A$$]

In a recent younow wit Rafe (last month or so) she said she still wasn't making payments yet.

Hmm.. with the inconsistencies in her stories, it's always hard to tell. I doubt she ever made payments, even though she stated so in that older vlog. Perhaps this is one reason she doesn't last long at jobs. The Department of Education isn't above garnishing wages and they certainly don't have to go through the court system to start. It would take a bit of time for them to be alerted she was working. Collecting money from YT and YN is different since she's "self-employed".

On another note, I wouldn't be surprised if she doesn't file or pay taxes either. On her Ask, I tried to get her to answer why she wouldn't get health insurance and instead pay the fine for not having coverage. Either her income is that low that she would be disqualified or she just doesn't bother. If she makes what she states she does, she earns enough income to pay the penalty, however. So many questions unanswered.

I'm thinking she might have thought she was going for the long run so she took out a loan for 19k?

Loans are dispensed on a semester to semester basis. Unless her tuition was super high per semester, my money is still on her ignoring them and that $19k includes a ton of interest. For profit schools are not something I personally an familiar with, however, so any one is free to correct me on the cost of attending them.

 

[Clown Baby]

This classic video was recommended to me. I think it's from when they first moved into the townhouse in KY, and it highlights what a selfish and annoying idiot she is.

Big Lazylynn and Destiny throw balloons and confetti all over D's sister's bedroom for her birthday. Destiny blows up a bunch with a pump, AL blows up one and gives it to D to tie because "she's so bad at that." Of course. They soap up her mirrors and everything. It looks like a pile of garbage, and AL giggles while filming it saying "it looks like Katy Perry threw up." It looks like 2 idiots threw an unsolicited party for a 6 year old, but the girl is actually probably like 18.

D's sister comes home, sees the state of her room and is like "oh no you fuckin' didn't," but tries to be subtle about how pissed she is that her carpet is trashed. Then D and her poor sister vacuum up everything using a shopvac, which must have taken forever, while this fat cunt films it.

The rest of the video is a little fuzzy to me, she is giving a walking tour (while wheezing) of "her new apartment," but isn't it D's dad's house? Then she shows a bee infestation by the sliding glass door of the house, or is it the townhouse she and D shared? Is the story that they had to move into D's dad's place while their apartment got fumigated for bees? Why does she call everything "hers" immediately. Anything that comes into her orbit belongs to her. Muh moons.

Bonus: where does Destiny end and the balloon begin?

 

[liliput]

From the Lolcow Wiki, it says she has an "associate degree in criminal justice".

What the fuck. An associate degree only takes 2 years, but she dropped out in a few months per Aunt Tammie. Gorllll, Walmart necklaces are cheap as fuck. Where did that money go?