Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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liliput said:
From the Lolcow Wiki, it says she has an "associate degree in criminal justice".

What the fuck. An associate degree only takes 2 years, but she dropped out in a few months per Aunt Tammie. Gorllll, Walmart necklaces are cheap as fuck. Where did that money go?
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I'm pretty sure that the wiki is incorrect. Al herself has said before that she left before finishing any degree, but she wanted to get one in criminal justice
 
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angelicbitch said:

I had to throw my own one in the ring! :)
I could only find so many videos with her saying such things, sadly.
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Since AL loves hot Cheetos (she's been eating them for years), here's a new snack idea for when plain ones get kinda boring. Enjoy AL!
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Neighbors! Since AL and Rafe like to ignore and pretend they are bffs again. .. here is more proof that what i said (page 495) was truth! I told y'all Rafe came into the secret FB group spilling tea... some was on discord but here is what she said in the fb page itself.... more proof that I was honest.... until she starts being honest... things will only get worse for her! Happy sat!!!

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-secret fb group!
 
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IHaveNoName said:
Neighbors! Since AL and Rafe like to ignore and pretend they are bffs again. .. here is more proof that what i said (page 495) was truth! I told y'all Rafe came into the secret FB group spilling tea... some was on discord but here is what she said in the fb page itself.... more proof that I was honest.... until she starts being honest... things will only get worse for her! Happy sat!!!

-secret fb group!
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Wow. Amber really does smell.
Thanks for coming back, we welcome you with open arms! :heart-full:
 
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IHaveNoName said:
Neighbors! Since AL and Rafe like to ignore and pretend they are bffs again. .. here is more proof that what i said (page 495) was truth! I told y'all Rafe came into the secret FB group spilling tea... some was on discord but here is what she said in the fb page itself.... more proof that I was honest.... until she starts being honest... things will only get worse for her! Happy sat!!!

Info/Receipts on cats go to 495

-secret fb group!
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Hmmmmnn is Rafe always this much of an incoherent typer? It seems excessive.
 
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liliput said:
From the Lolcow Wiki, it says she has an "associate degree in criminal justice".

What the fuck. An associate degree only takes 2 years, but she dropped out in a few months per Aunt Tammie. Gorllll, Walmart necklaces are cheap as fuck. Where did that money go?
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Im pretty sure she played one of those CSI Facebook games and calls it a degree.
 
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I'm rewatching old vlogs where Amber makes her "soups" and it's so nauseating.

She throws so much shit into the broth (pretty much all at the same time) I doubt the soup has a distinct flavor. It's just a smorgasbord of disgusting ingredients that don't look like they'd pair well together at all.

Hasn't she ever heard the expression too many ingredients spoil the broth?
 
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SpokesBottom said:
I'm rewatching old vlogs where Amber makes her "soups" and it's so nauseating.

She throws so much shit into the broth (pretty much all at the same time) I doubt the soup has a distinct flavor. It's just a smorgasbord of disgusting ingredients that don't look like they'd pair well together at all.

Hasn't she ever heard the expression too many ingredients spoil the broth?
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The soup videos are hilarious. We talked about them a while back, she just piles 5 different carbs and the same few condiments into a pot and raves about how amazing it is. You should check out the video "family tradition" or something like that where she piles scrambled eggs on top of spaghetti.

I would love to see one of y'all with video skills make a "Cooking With Amber" cut.
 
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Clown Baby said:
The soup videos are hilarious. We talked about them a while back, she just piles 5 different carbs and the same few condiments into a pot and raves about how amazing it is. You should check out the video "family tradition" or something like that where she piles scrambled eggs on top of spaghetti.

I would love to see one of y'all with video skills make a "Cooking With Amber" cut.
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I can't even cook, but when I hear people say they're "experimenting" in the kitchen I imagine stuff like changing an ingredient or two in a recipe to see how it would taste, or adding ingredients in a different order, or preparing them differently, or just a completely new recipe to the person cooking.

Not haphazardly throwing shit into a pot and hoping it tastes good.
 
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