Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[dumpster bitch]

Wait a tick...did Rafe claim Destiny and Dana would be moving into the townhouse after AL moves out?? Speculation on Rafe's part? That would be crazy. After all the work AL did, buying crap to build their "home", then buying more crap to make it hers after the breakup. IF this is true, it would be quite a slap in that moon face.
Please post any receipts pertaining to the occupancy of said townhouse!!

This is complete speculation, but maybe that's why AL is "getting rid" of the crushed red couch. She and Destiny bought it together. D didn't take much in the break up. Maybe D wanted it back...? (Not sure why, exactly. That couch is fucked.)

Alternatively, I'm not sure why D&D would want to move an hour away from were they work. My understanding is that Dana lives closer to the call center. AL said repeatedly that the "townhouse" is an hour away from the "gov'ment job." Why would D&D move farther away? Unless it's to be closer to Destiny's mom, perhaps? I mean, before AL allowed the pets to piss and shit everywhere, the townhouse did look nicer than Dana's trailer, so maybe they were planning to move? Idk about now, though.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Listen bro, unless there was a post of yours that got deleted, you make no sense. Imagine if you were sitting in a room and someone just came in and was like "I guess everyone hates me, but whatever." They would look like a weirdo crazy person. That's essentially what you just did. But that's okay, we understand that some people are sped. Start over. Tell us what you want to say.

There were two odd incoherent posts that got deleted last night...

 

[Clown Baby]

There were two odd incoherent posts that got deleted last night...

Okay, it makes more sense now.

This is complete speculation, but maybe that's why AL is "getting rid" of the crushed red couch. She and Destiny bought it together. D didn't take much in the break up. Maybe D wanted it back...? (Not sure why, exactly. That couch is fucked.)

Remember when AL was talking about how Wasabi was pooping on the couch at one point? He was probably doing it because he didn't like being left for long periods of time. I can't imagine that D or AL would know how to properly clean it off, under a black light that couch probably has more splatters than a cheap hotel duvet. Yet she still sits on it, filmed mook-bongs on it. Besides that, if a cat starts pooping or peeing somewhere strange, you're supposed to clean the litter and take them to a vet because it could mean that they are in pain or sick. Instead Lumplynn just took to the internet, and was all "it's just so WEIRD y'all."

 

[KicDaKitty]

The cat was probably shitting on the couch because they weren't cleaning his litter box properly. Cats like to be clean, just scooping the litter every couple days isn't going to work for them. You need to stay on top of it or they will look for another place to use the bathroom.

 

[formerfatcow]

Okay, it makes more sense now.



Remember when AL was talking about how Wasabi was pooping on the couch at one point? He was probably doing it because he didn't like being left for long periods of time. I can't imagine that D or AL would know how to properly clean it off, under a black light that couch probably has more splatters than a cheap hotel duvet. Yet she still sits on it, filmed mook-bongs on it. Besides that, if a cat starts pooping or peeing somewhere strange, you're supposed to clean the litter and take them to a vet because it could mean that they are in pain or sick. Instead Lumplynn just took to the internet, and was all "it's just so WEIRD y'all."

Considering AL likes to lounge around without pants on and she's completely incapable of wiping her ass, I'd say that couch was doomed from the beginning.

 

[Clown Baby]

The cat was probably shitting on the couch because they weren't cleaning his litter box properly. Cats like to be clean, just scooping the litter every couple days isn't going to work for them. You need to stay on top of it or they will look for another place to use the bathroom.

Yeah I agree, that's why I said first clean the box. If it continues with a clean box it might be a medical issue, and if they are cleared for medical issues it could be behavioral (spite) but Hamber didn't think anything beyond "I better tell youtube."

I have a cat who is high strung and there was a week where I came home late every day because of life stuff. He started pooping on the floor in the same place every day. I went through all the steps I listed above and the result was he was just pissed that I wasn't home at the usual time. It took putting a box in the spot he pooped to break him of the habit.

If she ends up keeping both the cats and moves them into the big gay party house, Twinkie and the 2 of them will probably start destroying the place. Rarity is unspayed and coming up on what, 8-9 months old? If she isn't already spraying urine on the walls, she's going to start soon.

 

[SpokesBottom]

Can you imagine if Amber actually got a fish to add to her arsenal of neglected pets? It would be dead within a week because she would refuse to clean the tank. And let's face it, she's fine with spending hundreds on junk for herself, but she spends the minimum amount of money she can on her animals. The cats have maybe 2 to 3 toys, 1 litter box, probably share a food and water bowl, and have 1 of those small play cubby things.

I've never seen Twinkie play with a toy so I doubt she even has any, she doesn't have her own bed, barely gets to spend time outside (10 min walks 3 times a day is still shit, Amber) and the only thing AL spends money on for her is small clothes to squeeze her into because she thinks it looks adorable. And by Amber's own admission, Twinkie only gets treats once every few weeks.

She talked about getting all these (fake) plants and a hiding habitat for the fish but she would be one of those idiots who gets a fish bowl and that's it.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Can you imagine if Amber actually got a fish to add to her arsenal of neglected pets? It would be dead within a week because she would refuse to clean the tank.

She talked about getting all these (fake) plants and a hiding habitat for the fish but she would be one of those idiots who gets a fish bowl and that's it.

Here's a fishbowl for AL, but who am I kidding, she'd totally let the batteries go dead, just like her scale. Bitch would kill a Tamagotchi.

 

[Inexcapable]

Is Destiny in Florida yet? Did she ever mention why they were going there? Nice timing to avoid helping Hamber move into her new place.

Whaaaa? You're getting derp ratings cos we don't understand. Why do you think "none of yall want the truth with some t?" Unless I've missed something, what makes you think we don't want to hear whatever you want to say?

Honestly, nobody cares about your vocabulary, vernacular, spelling or anything else; we're all from different parts of different countries and cover a fairly wide age range so there are endless colloquialisms - if someone doesn't understand or can't work it out through context, they'll ask. It doesn't mean they're griping at you. But I can't see anything that would make you think this anyway, unless posts have been deleted.

Shall we start again? Welcome to the farms, say whatever you want. It's a community; some will like it, some won't. But nobody is looking to censor you. You may get ridiculed to hell, especially if you are a knight for Big Al (which is, I think, what people are guessing as we can't see any reason for you to fire off at us. And so they are firing back) but, outside that, most noobs are well-received here. There are no grammar nazis or thought police - the only thing we really get fucked off about is knights and infiltrators. Giving you the benefit of the doubt that you are neither, perhaps there has been a misunderstanding somewhere. We're certainly not into chasing genuine contributors off.

Thank you.

 

[C3PBRO]

I'm not great at editing videos so mine is short AF.

 

[Alpo_Farts36]

I'm rewatching old vlogs where Amber makes her "soups" and it's so nauseating.

Hasn't she ever heard the expression too many ingredients spoil the broth?

Italian seasoning, soy sauce, a shit-ton of siracha and ketchup. Add pasta, beans, and rice and voila!

This clearly is a flavor profile created by a professional. Someone call Chopped!

 

[Just a small town gorl]

I noticed something, just recently in her newest video. Staciecatt and damon white were rumored to be her since they attacked anyone and everyone who didn't kiss her ass, but suddenly, they are leaving hate and at the same time. Is she bullying herself now??

 

[Broken Pussy]

I deleted a post. It was dumb and was reported multiple times.

 

[NemmaSis]

I noticed something, just recently in her newest video. Staciecatt and damon white were rumored to be her since they attacked anyone and everyone who didn't kiss her ass, but suddenly, they are leaving hate and at the same time. Is she bullying herself now??

AL did have a Damon White account on Facebook. That Damon white is a copycat probably mocking her for having a sock of the same name in one of the fb groups.
StacieCatt was one of ALs most rabid white knights, but about a month ago she turned on her.

 

[Just a small town gorl]

AL did have a Damon White account on Facebook. That Damon white is a copycat probably mocking her for having a sock of the same name in one of the fb groups.
StacieCatt was one of ALs most rabid white knights, but about a month ago she turned on her.

Thanks for the insight, I wondered about that.

 

[HerpDerp]

She just said this on ask.fm...

But in this video she said she was talking to Destiny but waiting on Krystle to take her back. Krystle then told her point blank she was interested in other people and didn't want to be with her so she went with Destiny.

 

[elliebell]

She just said this on ask.fm...

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But in this video she said she was talking to Destiny but waiting on Krystle to take her back. Krystle then told her point blank she was interested in other people and didn't want to be with her so she went with Destiny.

You are correct. This is a bold faced lie on Amber's part. Krystal never wanted her back, but she was hoping that she would up until the time Destiny left Florida to pick her up. I can't speak to what happened after that, because this is about the time our online friendship deteriorated, but I suppose it's possible Krystle wanted her back after she had already moved? I doubt it though.

I genuinely like Krystle and it pisses me off that AL is lying about her like this.

 

[Clown Baby]

AL did have a Damon White account on Facebook. That Damon white is a copycat probably mocking her for having a sock of the same name in one of the fb groups.
StacieCatt was one of ALs most rabid white knights, but about a month ago she turned on her.

AL's channel has lost about 600 subs since she posted the newest video. They're wising up.

 

[haygurlhay]

Even if Krystle had wanted Amber back, who the fuck goes out and very publicly announces their ex (whom they're on good terms with) wants them back but they just don't feel the same way now?
Amber just wants to make herself seem desirable. She despises the fact that her last two girlfriends lived with her for a while and saw the real, raw Amber and decided they needed the fuck out of that relationship.
I feel like it must have been very hard for Krystle to dump Amber because Krystle legitimately felt sorry for her and knew Amber relied on her family for EVERYTHING.
I don't think for ONE second Krystle EVER tried telling Amber she wanted her back. I wonder if Krystle is aware that Amber is going around telling people this.

 

[Clown Baby]

Meanwhile, in the comments section, smaller scale lolcows are taking shots at each other.