Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Barbarella]

Great find! It's Amber for certain. There aren't many people who could come up with a sentence as atrocious as this one:

"Her lips were puzzled together with mine and our tongues danced together. "

The whole "story" is riddled with these types of laughs.

The unrealistic sex is how she imagines thin people do it. .

 

[Sure Thing Idiot]

Vagina lips. Looked down at the boob area. You feel so... sexy. What does that even mean? You think they can't get any worse, but they do, so it's almost so bad that it's good. Almost.

 

[angelicbitch]

She's literally jacking shit straight from 50 Shades. "Red Room."

Omg, if you start from the beginning... She has a client around named Ivory, and she ends up telling Kate that she "loves her" while they were doing the "BDSM" stuff (which, by the way... she put DUCT TAPE over her mouth in the SOFT ROOM where they were SUPPOSED TO FEEL NO PAIN????) and Kate freaks out and tells her to leave. And when Blake and Kate are just about to get it on, Ivory breaks into the house with a GUN... But then Kate somehow grabs it and somehow kills Ivory!??? And then there's a room with a fucking WATERFALL WITH A RAINBOW and a POND. AND BUTTERFLIES AND LADYBUGS.

So fucking bad!!

 

[plentyofsnakes]

Why does her fan fiction remind me of that podcast My Dad Wrote A Porno? Though personally I'd rather hear about Belinda's cervix being grabbed than Amberlynn tasting anyone's juices any day.

 

[QueenOfModerationSlay]

Uh oh!

 

[Clown Baby]

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After reading this, I cannot imagine she's even had sex.

Lmfao "put my finger in between her vagina lips". This is so cringy.

There's no way a non-virgin wrote this. Are we sure it's AL because fam, this is nuts. I'm fucking cracking up right now.

 

[C3PBRO]

"How about amor?"

"You want love in Spanish to be your stop word?"

I rolled my eyes, "it's Portuguese."


It means the same thing in both languages you fucking moron. What kind of a non sequitur is that?

That's especially hilarious considering she said in her facts about me video that her "nationality is Portuguese". What a monumental dumbass.

ETA: I love how even in her wildest fantasies she has to mooch rides off of people.

 

[honeybooboochild]

Uh oh!

I knew she would do that. That's why I saved it before I posted here!!!

Edit- question- can you guys still open the book?? I still can, but again, I have it saved in the app. Did she shut it down already?

 

[UrFavePoet]

Lmfao "put my finger in between her vagina lips". This is so cringy.

There's no way a non-virgin wrote this. Are we sure it's AL because fam, this is nuts. I'm fucking cracking up right now.

Oh yeah. Her writing has a distinct aroma of swamp-ass and cat urine that is easily identifiable.

 

[C3PBRO]

Meeting Kate, by Amberlynn Reid.


Chapter 1 - Puzzled Together & Airplane Orgasms
Chapter 2 - Mercy The Brave & Revisiting The Past
Chapter 3 - Just A Prop & Crawling Out Of Heart
Chapter 4 - Lust In Circles & Her Perfect Trap
Chapter 5 - Fancy Dining & The Truth Speaking
Chapter 6 - Double The Trouble & Dominance
Chapter 7 - Lace & Silk
Chapter 8 - Moonlight & Ocean Awaiting
Chapter 9 - TwiceTheLove & Sexy Swap
Chapter 10 - Sea Creatures & Silky Eyes
Chapter 11 - Blinded & Naked
Chapter 12 - Smelling Fear & Swimming With Sharks
Chapter 13 - Prism Island & Hot Steaming Feelings
Chapter 14 - Rose Petals & Walking On Water
Chapter 15 - If The Shoe Fits & Winning A Want
Chapter 16 - The First Time & I'm Yours
Chapter 17 - Clouds Of Love & Prude Prism Owner
Chapter 18 - Voiced Fear & Who's Lana?
Chapter 19 - Manny Madness & Selfish Blake
Chapter 20 - Sassy Sushi & Jailhouse Rock
Chapter 21 - Coherent & Lifeless

 

[Kitkatty]

I've been lurking here for ages..... this new fan fiction of hers broke my soul enough to register.
"Vagina" is the least sexy word in the English language. Hasn't she picked up any tips from Danielle Steele? Does Goodwill not have an overflowing supply of Harlequin Romances?

 

[HerpDerp]

I have very exciting news for you on this wonderful Sunday night, farms friends. I have a deep and profound love for Ambers writing, and I investigated her and Becky's wattpad accounts while making the 'amberlynn's poetry' YouTube video. While looking around last night I noticed something different. It's nearly impossible to explain here how I made this discovery, but I'm excited to say that I found Amber's new fanfiction 'book' that she's been bragging about all summer.

The book is called, 'Meeting Kate' and it includes all of Ambers favorite characters like Mila Kunis, Miley, Kate Winslet and Blake Lively. It's even worse than one might imagine. Basically Kate kills an obsessed lover and enters some program (SameAfterEffect) that drops the case instantly. This program means Kate and Blake must move in together and the two lovers have hot BDSM lesbian sex all over. Blake is Amber through and through-she's a dancer working as hard as possible to buy a car, all while living with her rich roommate who provides for her. Keywords like speaking Portuguese, uhaul lesbian, and Ambers favorite catch phrases are found throughout this epic love story. I will include some screenshots but I must warn you, this is not for the faint of heart. I'm sure I will make another video reviewing this amazing work later in the week, but In the meantime, enjoying skimming through her newest work if you can stomach it.

FYI- I asked Amber about this book on askfm, and she ignored all my questions about it. That was the last confirmation I needed to prove that Amber is indeed the author of this future NYT best seller.
Enjoy! https://www.wattpad.com/449603827-meeting-kate-puzzled-together-airplane-orgasms

First of all, great job finding this! I started trying to read this pile of vomit, but I'm not sure I can do it. Not only is it poorly written, but all I get is mental images of Amber and Becky. BLARF. Anyway, I wanted to take the time to memorialize the table of contents for this literary masterpiece. I love how the similar works recommendation sends to you to "How to Survive Teenagehood".

 

[PiggyPie]

You can`t hide from the farms, Amber

 

[cruelsound]

She really meant to write, "slid my finger along her lips, caressing each fold, before I replaced my finger with my lips and tasted the KFC she had for lunch."

 

[honeybooboochild]

Lmfao "put my finger in between her vagina lips". This is so cringy.

There's no way a non-virgin wrote this. Are we sure it's AL because fam, this is nuts. I'm fucking cracking up right now.

Yes, it's her. Sooo, it's hard to explain how I found out it's her but I'll try to quickly explain. Becky changed her wattpad name (to try to hide), and now follows the anotherlesbian (Ambers fan fiction) but doesn't follow her first wattpad account. Amber has one of her troll accounts following her hellodarling page. That troll account 'liked' this fan fiction story but does NOT follow the anotherlesbian account. Why would some random account randomly like this story but not follow them if its wasn't Amber?

That stuck me as odd so I read the story and quickly realized it was al. Her dancer name is 'sunflower' (Ambers fav flower). She doesn't drive but is saving for a car. Lives with a rich roommate who takes care of her. She mentions the 'Portuguese' thing. Just a few days ago al asked in twitter who was hotter in a poll. The girls in that poll are from her fanfiction. Again, just a lot of signs point to AL. I could explain it better in person, but just trust me, it's her. She tried to play dumb when I snapped her about it but her ignoring my askfm questions about the fanfiction was the nail in the coffin

Edit- added the poll screenshot. She posted this around the same time she was editing her story. All the people have been mentioned in her fanfiction. Strange coincidence? I think not

 

[cruelsound]

That table of contents is like an entire list of possible new pet names.

 

[SpokesBottom]

I knew she would do that. That's why I saved it before I posted here!!!

Edit- question- can you guys still open the book?? I still can, but again, I have it saved in the app. Did she shut it down already?

She took it down within half an hour of you posting it. That proves she's pretty much sitting on the forum and obsessively refreshing. But she "doesn't care" right?

 

[formerfatcow]

First of all, great job finding this! I started trying to read this pile of vomit, but I'm not sure I can do it. Not only is it poorly written, but all I get is mental images of Amber and Becky. BLARF. Anyway, I wanted to take the time to memorialize the table of contents for this literary masterpiece. I love how the similar works recommendation sends to you to "How to Survive Teenagehood".

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Sassy Sushi & Jailhouse Rock doesn't sound like it belongs in an erotic novel.

 

[HerpDerp]

Big Gurl had to get her food talk in there too.

 

[honeybooboochild]

She hasn't responded to me since 1. Now that I posted here, she's suddenly replying to me to deny it's her. Seriously, Amber, you've got to be smarter than this. your timing is what ALWAYS gives you away