Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[hotcheetospuffs]

So in other words, Amber wears the aforementioned strap-on...

 

[John Webster]

I had to throw my own one in the ring!
I could only find so many videos with her saying such things, sadly.

This is my favourite one yet! Impeccable work, truly flawless. It does a fine job of summing her up.

 

[Mrs.MichaelRooker]

Look in the comments lol, do you think its AL or a cancerous ambaby?

This is fabulous, fine holiday fun!

 

[Trasha Pay That A$$]

So in other words, Amber wears the aforementioned strap-on...

I can't imagine Amber or her partners would have the stamina to actually do anything with the strap-on. Nor do I have faith that Amber's knees wouldn't give out trying. There are more thoughts on this but I'm giving myself a huge :islamic: instead of elaborating.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

I can't imagine AOr her partners would have the stamina to actually do anything with the strap-on. Nor do I have faith that Amber's knees wouldn't give out trying. There are more thoughts on this but I'm giving myself a huge :islamic: instead of elaborating.

Maybe becky gets on top and she just lies there like the pillow princess she is.

 

[Mrs.MichaelRooker]

I'm rewatching old vlogs where Amber makes her "soups" and it's so nauseating.

She throws so much shit into the broth (pretty much all at the same time) I doubt the soup has a distinct flavor. It's just a smorgasbord of disgusting ingredients that don't look like they'd pair well together at all.

Hasn't she ever heard the expression too many ingredients spoil the broth?

I agree, by her own admission she doesn't cook, she "makes concoctions"!

That vile crap she throws together resembles pig slop.

 

[Rotogravure]

Something definitely wrong here.

Oh neat. I stopped watching the Puppetmaster movies a long time ago, it's nice to see they are making a comeback in the indie scene.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

 

[IDEK]

Well, it's humorously terrible about her choices around college. Not only is she in debt, her courses aren't accredited

The U.S. Education Department has decided to revoke the federal recognition of the Accrediting Council for Independent Colleges and Schools, the much-maligned accreditor of many for-profit colleges.

and she doesn't qualify for the loan forgiveness as part of a Brown Mackie settlement.

Another part of the settlement is the forgiveness of more than $100 million in student loans to students who left Brown Mackie within 45 days of their first term between 2006 and 2014.

So karma hits her hard for the people she's screwed over financially.

 

[Barbarella]

Oh I apologize. Deeply. I did not mean to upset you or anyone for that matter. I would have never hazarded a guess that the way I typed on here of all places would matter so much to everyone. I figured gossip is gossip in the world of drama. Like I previously said I can just take what I would like to share to another platform if need be. It appears not many care about what I am willing to share in the future. I'll mull things over and decide if it's even going to be worth sharing here. Have a wonderful morning.

What are you talking about? If you have tea to spill, do it. What do you want, begging?

I'm confused

 

[walshtree]

Oh I apologize. Deeply. I did not mean to upset you or anyone for that matter. I would have never hazarded a guess that the way I typed on here of all places would matter so much to everyone. I figured gossip is gossip in the world of drama. Like I previously said I can just take what I would like to share to another platform if need be. It appears not many care about what I am willing to share in the future. I'll mull things over and decide if it's even going to be worth sharing here. Have a wonderful morning.

You don't have to ask us if we want the tea. This is a forum made to compile information about Amber and how horrible she is. Just say what you have to say and be done with it.

 

[KicDaKitty]

I had to throw my own one in the ring!
I could only find so many videos with her saying such things, sadly.

Losing 89lbs = losing 100lbs.
Weighing 489 pounds = I'm not 500lbs, if anything I'm closer to 475lbs.
Amber logic for ya. What a simpleton.

My disdain for Becky is slowly growing. How do you date someone who is so filthy and lazy they let their animals use the floor as a toilet? Anyone with an inch of self respect and good hygiene would be repulsed. Amber never opens windows and just burns tons of wax and candles, the smell must be unbearable. How do they even sleep in that house? They are two nasty, rotten peas in one giant fucked up pod.

 

[Derpaherp]

Maybe late but has anyone ever considered that the person who ratted her out about her last job could have been Dana?

 

[AbraCadaver]

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Like a heart needs its beating. Like a Lumberlynn needs its beetus.

If you could see yourself in my eyes...

you'd see a lot of badly cliched things featured in the backgrounds of grocery store romance novel covers.

So maybe don't look.

 

[Kelly Bundy]

In other news...

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:islamic: aka my lesbian lovers can't find my vagina nor do they wanna get close to it because of the smell so we just cuddle :islamic:

 

[despacito hot cheeto]

It's very obvious watching Density-era vlogs (with adblock on, obvs) that Amber is much more self-conscious in her relationship with Becky. Her outfits while living with D were bright, colorful, and varied. She wore that stupid poop-bun daily and didn't seem to give a fuck what people thought about her bow collection.

With Becky we see her wearing the exact same thing every day. Everything is black. That striped shirt probably smells like Wasabi's asshole at this point.

She would argue that a person's style can change, but that's obviously not the case here since her personality has changed too. Kinda sad that she's so desperate to be in a relationship that it controls everything down to what clothes she wiggles into everyday.

 

[Fuck you jewish cunt]

I bet that someone is probably fapping to her videos.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

I guess none yall want the truth with some t which is confusing but whatever I guess I wont talk about anything here and will just open up somewhere else.
Anyways I think she doesnt have normal sex because she cant and her vag is closed off with a mile of fat @ the post about penetration.

Whaaaa? You're getting derp ratings cos we don't understand. Why do you think "none of yall want the truth with some t?" Unless I've missed something, what makes you think we don't want to hear whatever you want to say?

Honestly, nobody cares about your vocabulary, vernacular, spelling or anything else; we're all from different parts of different countries and cover a fairly wide age range so there are endless colloquialisms - if someone doesn't understand or can't work it out through context, they'll ask. It doesn't mean they're griping at you. But I can't see anything that would make you think this anyway, unless posts have been deleted.

Shall we start again? Welcome to the farms, say whatever you want. It's a community; some will like it, some won't. But nobody is looking to censor you. You may get ridiculed to hell, especially if you are a knight for Big Al (which is, I think, what people are guessing as we can't see any reason for you to fire off at us. And so they are firing back) but, outside that, most noobs are well-received here. There are no grammar nazis or thought police - the only thing we really get fucked off about is knights and infiltrators. Giving you the benefit of the doubt that you are neither, perhaps there has been a misunderstanding somewhere. We're certainly not into chasing genuine contributors off.

 

[Can I get an Amen?]

Neighbors! Since AL and Rafe like to ignore and pretend they are bffs again. .. here is more proof that what i said (page 495) was truth! I told y'all Rafe came into the secret FB group spilling tea... some was on discord but here is what she said in the fb page itself.... more proof that I was honest.... until she starts being honest... things will only get worse for her! Happy sat!!!

Info/Receipts on cats go to 495

-secret fb group!

Wait a tick...did Rafe claim Destiny and Dana would be moving into the townhouse after AL moves out?? Speculation on Rafe's part? That would be crazy. After all the work AL did, buying crap to build their "home", then buying more crap to make it hers after the breakup. IF this is true, it would be quite a slap in that moon face.
Please post any receipts pertaining to the occupancy of said townhouse!!

 

[Clown Baby]

I guess none yall want the truth with some t which is confusing but whatever I guess I wont talk about anything here and will just open up somewhere else.
Anyways I think she doesnt have normal sex because she cant and her vag is closed off with a mile of fat @ the post about penetration.

Listen bro, unless there was a post of yours that got deleted, you make no sense. Imagine if you were sitting in a room and someone just came in and was like "I guess everyone hates me, but whatever." They would look like a weirdo crazy person. That's essentially what you just did. But that's okay, we understand that some people are sped. Start over. Tell us what you want to say.

Maybe late but has anyone ever considered that the person who ratted her out about her last job could have been Dana?

Is that how they met Dana, at the super secret government job?

I've seen this video before, it's a great example of the kind of person she really is. Claiming her commute is longer than it is and when she gets called out it's all "technically it IS that long if you count when we park." Blaming someone else because people hate her for lying. All the bragging she did about being flush with cash when she was making 11.20 an hour. lol

If that is Dana, that shit is great. AL has gone on about how Dana and D and she were "all friends" before the DD became an item. In this chat exchange, hypothetical Dana is like "we were never really friends." BURN Amber