Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Oh Hamburgers]

It's fun to look back on all the "challenges" she's attempted and then utterly failed at. This is just one of many.
She goes on and on about the benefits of whatever she's going to do and then just gives up after a day or two.

 

[cruelsound]

She just can't NOT lie, you know? "I never broke a furniture," even though there is video proof she has. "I finally came out to my dad," even though she has said on numerous occasions he knew she was a lesbian. Gets called out on it, throws another lie out there to explain it all away. She has so many problems that she will never get any help for. I can't imagine just sitting there, digging your hole deeper and deeper, not getting help and just letting THAT be your life.

Seven Cheetos left, nope, she didn't eat the whole bag. No, she does not weigh 500lbs, she weighs 489. And she's just SO BUSY all day even though, at nearly 30, she can't leave the house without getting a ride from someone

All of this sticking her fingers in her ears and giving snotty, lie-ridden retorts is why she's going to die young, bedridden and alone. And it was all totally preventable.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

I was watching this oldie and 3:00 mark had me cracking up.

AL tries on a sombrero, asks how to put it on... which barely fits her fat head, she pokes a girl on the shoulder to get a reaction and gets ignored. (TMW a sombrero looks small on you and no one cares) Then she asks for help taking it off. On the way out she asks if she's driving w/ Sharla and gets dissed again as they raz her about how she doesn't drive. Then Amber insists on sitting in the back seat even though Sharla wants her up front.

The video is called Thanksgiving and Black Friday shopping, but they never go shopping and the rest of the video is boring.

It's fun to look back on all the "challenges" she's attempted and then utterly failed at. This is just one of many.
She goes on and on about the benefits of whatever she's going to do and then just gives up after a day or two.

I love how she claims to not be good at math or multiplication when she's calculating the ounces. Yet now, she's a fucking walking calculator.

 

[Clown Baby]

It's fun to look back on all the "challenges" she's attempted and then utterly failed at. This is just one of many.
She goes on and on about the benefits of whatever she's going to do and then just gives up after a day or two.

It's great that she has to challenge herself and buy useless shit in order to do something that is fundamental to life and health. She should do a "bathe daily" challenge next.

 

[despacito hot cheeto]

Meanwhile, in the comments section, smaller scale lolcows are taking shots at each other.

O/T: Charity Gae is fucking brilliant.

 

[FutureMrsBecky]

Meanwhile, in the comments section, smaller scale lolcows are taking shots at each other.

Wait I'm so confused....isn't Shaquana Jefferson the one that makes hate videos on Amber? But now she's standing up for her? FFS I can't keep up anymore.

 

[walshtree]

It's fun to look back on all the "challenges" she's attempted and then utterly failed at. This is just one of many.
She goes on and on about the benefits of whatever she's going to do and then just gives up after a day or two.

How many minutes do you think she would last on the 28-day water fast?

 

[CindyChafe]

"I GOT A JOB!!" @ 3:20 for some classic Destiny humor. In between AL telling us about her first day at the nursing home. Also her feelings on unemployment.

Wait I'm so confused....isn't Shaquana Jefferson the one that makes hate videos on Amber? But now she's standing up for her? FFS I can't keep up anymore.

This is very OT but Shaquana also claims to be a lesbian but is currently dating a man. Shaquana criticized the fuck out of AL's "LGBT tag" and basically says AL is a fake lesbian (which is debatable but I don't make videos about it).

 

[PiggyPie]

Like this will ever happen

 

[C3PBRO]

Like this will ever happen

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You mean she wants to upload every day for thirty days, and stick to a diet?

Holy fuck she doesn't stand a chance of achieving even one of those things, let alone both. But tell her yes anyway, watching her fail warms my cold shriveled heart. And if she backs out when it's voted in, she'll look even more like a pathetic failure.

 

[SpokesBottom]

Watching this old vlog of Amber it really gives insight in how self-centered and needy AL is, even though this is the Krystal-era ALR that a lot of her detractors see as being the "most genuine, honest and nice."

She talks about being teased because of her weight growing up (newsflash: kids are awful human beings, water is wet) and how she had confidence issues because of it and wanted to be seen as beautiful. Fair enough, that's usually how stuff goes.

But she goes on to say the cornerstone of her relationship is whether or not her girlfriends thought she was the hottest thing on this earth, and the second they stopped telling her that or suggested she'd be prettier if she changed this or that, she would pitch a fit about "not being able to trust anyone." Meanwhile, she does nothing to try and change her appearance and just expects them to see this 400lbs, greasy woman who doesn't brush her hair and douses herself in cheap sprays and think she's the most beautiful thing on the planet.

People who constantly feed off that specific validation drive me up the fucking wall. The truth of the matter is: most of us are fucking ugly. Deal with it. The .0000000005647 of the population who look hot without makeup are fucking anomalies. They're the 1/1,000,000 with perfect genetics and supermodel proportions are rare, that's why they're in all the fucking magazines.

Have you seen all of those YouTube beauty gurus without makeup on? Half of them look like skeletons. I'm sick of this "I'm not beautiful but I want you to tell me I am while I put no actual effort into my appearance" feminist bullshit movement. Some people are naturally ugly, sorry that hurts your feelings AL.

Accept you're ugly and move on. If all you care about in a relationship is your partner constantly telling you how beautiful you are and giving you shallow validation, no wonder they all fail. Especially since you don't seem to return the validation nearly as much.

 

[cruelsound]

Eye roll.

At this point, I'm hoping she moves in to the KY LGBT Big Brother house sans cats because I have zero interest left at this point. Gimme some snarky gay men who will turn on her in a heart beat and my ass will be on the edge of my seat.

 

[Bitchinista]

I saw this article posted from a thread I follow over at lcf and it made me think about how Amber is always saying her 'haders' are obsessed with her.

http://www.mamamia.com.au/psychology-hate-stalking/

Basically it touches on the reasons why we hate-watch people like Amber when she regularly pisses us all off and makes us rage because of her stupidity.

A quote from the article:

"We set ourselves and our identities up against what we are not. As much as we draw inspiration from role models, we also learn through people around us who we do not want to be. In ancient Greece and Rome, there were always gods or deities that were designed to be hated. They existed so we could hold them up against ourselves and say 'let me remind you of what I am not.'"

So you see, Amber? We're not obsessed with you... we can't look away because you're a constant reminder that we would never, ever want to be like you.

 

[SisterChristian]

I was watching this oldie and 3:00 mark had me cracking up.

AL tries on a sombrero, asks how to put it on... which barely fits her fat head, she pokes a girl on the shoulder to get a reaction and gets ignored. (TMW a sombrero looks small on you and no one cares) Then she asks for help taking it off. On the way out she asks if she's driving w/ Sharla and gets dissed again as they raz her about how she doesn't drive. Then Amber insists on sitting in the back seat even though Sharla wants her up front.

The video is called Thanksgiving and Black Friday shopping, but they never go shopping and the rest of the video is boring.

"I would literally DIE without my babies."

I guess we'll see.

 

[honeybooboochild]

I have very exciting news for you on this wonderful Sunday night, farms friends. I have a deep and profound love for Ambers writing, and I investigated her and Becky's wattpad accounts while making the 'amberlynn's poetry' YouTube video. While looking around last night I noticed something different. It's nearly impossible to explain here how I made this discovery, but I'm excited to say that I found Amber's new fanfiction 'book' that she's been bragging about all summer.

The book is called, 'Meeting Kate' and it includes all of Ambers favorite characters like Mila Kunis, Miley, Kate Winslet and Blake Lively. It's even worse than one might imagine. Basically Kate kills an obsessed lover and enters some program (SameAfterEffect) that drops the case instantly. This program means Kate and Blake must move in together and the two lovers have hot BDSM lesbian sex all over. Blake is Amber through and through-she's a dancer working as hard as possible to buy a car, all while living with her rich roommate who provides for her. Keywords like speaking Portuguese, uhaul lesbian, and Ambers favorite catch phrases are found throughout this epic love story. I will include some screenshots but I must warn you, this is not for the faint of heart. I'm sure I will make another video reviewing this amazing work later in the week, but In the meantime, enjoying skimming through her newest work if you can stomach it.

FYI- I asked Amber about this book on askfm, and she ignored all my questions about it. That was the last confirmation I needed to prove that Amber is indeed the author of this future NYT best seller.
Enjoy! https://www.wattpad.com/449603827-meeting-kate-puzzled-together-airplane-orgasms

 

[cruelsound]

After reading this, I cannot imagine she's even had sex.

 

[honeybooboochild]

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After reading this, I cannot imagine she's even had sex.

She said in a younow that 50 Shades was 'too vanilla' and implied it wasn't nearly as erotic as her fanfiction. While 50 Shades is repetitive, it's not nearly as repetitive as the garbage sex scenes she wrote. They all mimic each other entirely, and do not include any form of BDSM whatsoever


Updated- I was skimming through a bit more and just stumbled across a page that includes the characters Jade, Mercy and Marcus. Somewhere in my phone I have screen shots of Ambers troll accounts and conviently enough, she has troll accounts under the names Jade, Mercy and Marcus.....but she will say those aren't her accounts and this isn't her book. Right, Amber. We believe you

 

[Oh Hamburgers]

Reminds me of this, only replace "penis" with "vagina"

 

[SpokesBottom]

"How about amor?"

"You want love in Spanish to be your stop word?"

I rolled my eyes, "it's Portuguese."


It means the same thing in both languages you fucking moron. What kind of a non sequitur is that?

 

[Trasha Pay That A$$]

And then there's this little lie. I'm sure she would excuse it away that she wasn't on Wattpad under the username she has Scottie on. Sorry Amber, you lie just as often as you breathe.