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AFAIK most if not all of the current/former SoK members are former fans who became embittered or disenchanted with Phil. Judging from their current ages I'm guessing they were in middle or even late elementary school when they were fans.

It's one thing to get together with your friends and bash bad movies or game players or whatever, but these guys have this bizarre agenda to take down DSP. Meanwhile it seems he does a good job of that all on his own judging from the occurrences of the past 6 months alone (Machinima, ex-girlfriend, weight gain).
Exactly. Ironically enough, the event that seemed to piss them all was the cancellation of Project 7, a godawful idea that was absolutely terrible from planning to execution, and cancelling it was probably the only good thing Phil ever did in his life. "B-but he scammed us from the Patron mo-" yeah, you idiots, congratulations for donating money to a gouty, smelly fatass who played the worst skit show on the internet since Atop The Fourth Wall.

DSP's downfall will be slow, painful, and above all, delightfully entertaining to watch, and it will be all his fault at the end.
 
He claimed you need to cheer 100 bits or more for Twitch to donate to charity. I wonder if that was ignorance or an outright lie to get larger cheers.

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https://blog.twitch.tv/cheer-for-ki...-life-with-charity-3ae682ec5b5a?sf112336470=1

Could be ignorance, but knowing DSP, probably just wanting bigger cheers.
 

Pre-schtreem from April, 2014 just before Phil moved to Renton. It's over 16 minutes long but is a must for any detractor thirsty for Phil knowledge.
Highlights include Phil calling his fans nosey idiots for trying to warn him about buying a second, more expensive home on the other side of the country when Youtube is a highly unstable occupation. Phil reasons that because he was fired from a traditional office job without warning, Youtube is no more risky than any other job. He also states that his move to Washington is strategic & that he's trying to "future proof" himself. As a hotbed of the tech industry, Phil can always get a tech related job in the Seattle area if Youtube fails. He can also get a part time job & do Youtube on the side, if/when his gaming career slows down.
 
He can also get a part time job & do Youtube on the side, if/when his gaming career slows down.

Not a chance in hell. Getting a job AND doing YouTube/Twitch doesn't hurt his fans. He's gotta hold disappearing off the Internet over their heads as a looming threat. He will threaten to quit and get two full time jobs long before he gets one part time one.
 
@SoapQueen1 I was merely paraphrasing what Phil says in the video. No doubt he never had any intentions of getting a real job and was just blowing smoke. If you listen to the first 5 minutes or so of the video it pretty much confirms what you've stated previously; that Phil knew his popularity & thus income was in decline & wanted to move before he got stuck in Connecticut.
 
pure speculation but he did mention he goes to a hair stylist so she could be dying it for him. Someone with as much stress as he goes through would certainly have some gray hairs perfectly normal.
The thing is the former pic is from when he was in Connecticut, not Washington. I dont think he went to a stylist back in Connecticut. And of course, there's nothing wrong with a little or a lotta gray, just trying to explain the thickness of his goatee from the former pic to the now recent.
 
Something just struck me about this whole 'having two internet lines' thing. He claims the one downstairs is for his personal use while the business one is for streaming... but then how did the fapcident happen? You could tell by the way he acted that he does that all the time, which means that he uses his business line for porn, which means that this whole thing about having a line for 'personal' use makes no sense if you're just going to stream porn on the business one.
 

So someone found out how to access some of the matches DSP has played online and was able to turn on button inputs to show during the replay. It is pretty interesting to see his inputs as he is complaining.

Also the hilarious part of the video is that it starts with DSPs lame explanation about the videos and how they are not credible.
 

So someone found out how to access some of the matches DSP has played online and was able to turn on button inputs to show during the replay. It is pretty interesting to see his inputs as he is complaining.

Also the hilarious part of the video is that it starts with DSPs lame explanation about the videos and how they are not credible.

"I'm pressing buttons!"

The wrong ones, Phil.
 
Something just struck me about this whole 'having two internet lines' thing. He claims the one downstairs is for his personal use while the business one is for streaming... but then how did the fapcident happen? You could tell by the way he acted that he does that all the time, which means that he uses his business line for porn, which means that this whole thing about having a line for 'personal' use makes no sense if you're just going to stream porn on the business one.
It's possible it was meant for Leanna back when she was still DSP's GF.
The bigger question would be why the fuck hasn't DSP cut that line out.
The answer? No, not :autism:, it's pure laziness.
 
The answer? No, not :autism:, it's pure laziness.
Either that or just greed with some vanity. He could have cut his losses and downsized his house, now he's stuck in a half empty place meant for four people. His pride can't take actually pulling back on a useless internet line, among other things in that house.
 
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