Lovequest What's been going on with Jessica Quinn?

[The Un-Clit]

This is gonna be good, no matter how it turns out. Buckle up lads, the ride is about to start!

Fer sure. And honestly, though it might cost us lulz in the long term, I'd like to see Chris end up in a REAL relationship with a real woman, even a flake. It cannot help but teach Chris some proper social interaction and perhaps even cure him of his habit of reducing every woman he sees to potential tribbin' pussy by having had, even if it's short term, an actual close relationship with another human being who isn't Teh Borb.

I know, it's as all hell, but I hope it turns into something real for the poor bastard. Someone's got to streighten his head around and soon if he dosen't want to die a near-virgin.

 

[Nigonidas]

My sleep deprived state read this as Zoe Quinn and my imagination went to bad places. This is far less exciting.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Crystal saga is upon us.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I'm just glad that either she finally wēēns herself off of his Facebook page or she's Kengle-tier crazy and his lovequest is over.
But Chris is more interesting when he receives the hurtful truth and has to react to that without being constantly white knighted by a supposed china.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

The only true way to be a successful troll is if she covertly manages to steal two things that belong to Chris and no I don't mean his toys or his pets (hint: It's his legs. Steal Chris's legs).

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

The only true way to be a successful troll is if she covertly manages to steal two things that belong to Chris and no I don't mean his toys or his pets (hint: It's his legs. Steal Chris's legs).

I feel like the Wheelchair Saga will be when Chris jumps the shark for good.

 

[MMX]

She (or whoever's in her picture) looks like a slightly younger Margo Palermo.

As I was just saying in another thread: isn't it funny how after we spent years telling people the same tired weeening schemes will never work again, they work?

To me she looks like an older version of short lived heart sweet Sarah Jackson.
An older uncrushed by a truck version.
If only we had a picture of jessica in a cowboy hat

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I'm guessing "it's complicated" is her way of saying "yeah we'll go on some dates but I'm not going near his bent cock."

 

[Fapcop]

Uh-oh... I sense a resurgence of smug Chris, and that's good.

Chris being smug is always quickly followed by Chris getting trolled hard by reality.

 

[DangerousGas]

The only true way to be a successful troll is if she covertly manages to steal two things that belong to Chris and no I don't mean his toys or his pets (hint: It's his legs. Steal Chris's legs).

She'll have to move quick then, I'm pretty sure his dietary habits have gotten a significant head start on that.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

She'll have to move quick then, I'm pretty sure his dietary habits have gotten a significant head start on that.

Has Chris ever moved quick?

 

[HickoryDickory]

I thought she was a troll with initials that sounded like Jackie. (JQ)

 

[TS 298]

Has Chris ever moved quick?

When he's leaving the Game Place car park.

 

[MMX]

I'm guessing "it's complicated" is her way of saying "yeah we'll go on some dates but I'm not going near his bent cock."

I'm sure she will bring her good friend Kim Wilson along and everything will be fine.....

 

[Chromosowned]

Jessica has been around since at least the Unclit 2.0, and seemed to be pretty fucking done with him back then:

...fuck it. I'm out. I don't even know what one can say about this. Why would you post something this messed up?
Good luck with whatever it is you're trying to do with your life. I tried.

I just don't get it, WHY would you post this kind of stuff?
You were JUST complaining about how people invade every aspect of your life and that you wouldn't share anything so personal and now you do... THIS!

I don't even know what to think right now. My mind is blown.

So no. There is absolutely no feesable way a woman would look at a slashed taint the day it's presented, and at any point want a relationship with that. This is some fool ploy.

And don't give me the argument that "Chris has changed since then" because if anything, he's even more insufferable than before.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

Imagine being such a ween that when your ovaries are at peak usefulness you'd rather spend the time catfishing a retard

 

[Frozen Fishsticks]

I can't wait for this Saga sperg to release chatlogs that some sperg will transcribe and another sperg will read and point out the funny part so I can enjoy them.

 

[CWICKQUARTER]

If it creates another rage video in the genre of the wallflower effort then that will suffice. I think that's the best case scenario.

 

[Gunslinger]

Jessica Quinn has been around at least since 2015. She went through the Un-clit fiasco

Spoiler: Facebook comments

And still somehow managed to remain friends. She hasn't responded to Chris' stuff on Facebook much recently, but she is an ass-patter and does try to give advice which Chris usually ignores. She tends to get into slap fights with Waterman as well. I remember Chris talking about some local girl he might try dating, maybe this is her? Her Facebook account seems real and if she's trolling Chris she's been doing it for at least two years. She may genuinely feel sorry for him but I can't imagine someone desperate enough (or damaged enough) to date Chris.

Edit: Ah here it is. It was during a Doopie email he mentioned some gal pal liking him. They haven't met yet, and her Facebook says she lives in Orange, VA. Not sure how close that is, but he could be talking about Jessica.

Spoiler

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Take your bets and spin the wheel. Is the ball going to land on Funny, Tedious or Depressing?

"...yes."

Not sure what order, though.