Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Quite the opposite actually, the Artist is Jon McNoughton, a conservative artist (not a Fascist like Chipman claims) who does a lot of political/religious artwork. This is a recent painting done by him named "You Are Not Forgotten", on his site he has links to it with commentary where he explains it's about how "many Americans have felt forgotten by the establishment in Washington," with the crowd representing those neglected by the state.

His imagery is muddled and his lighting is in fact pretty weird. He is sort of the Thomas Kinkade of vaguely pious conservative art. He's a reasonably good draftsman, I suppose, but his major weakness is if you look at the hands he draws, they could be practically cut and pasted. He can't draw hands so he has some stereotyped ways of drawing them to avoid putting any effort into it. I suppose it's better than having everyone hide their hands in their pockets or out of the frame.
 
So Bob decided to reach out to the Transformers fanbase.

Anyone willing to propose the level of 'depth' any idea of his involving a 'Transformers reboot' would get to?
 
So Bob decided to reach out to the Transformers fanbase.

Anyone willing to propose the level of 'depth' any idea of his involving a 'Transformers reboot' would get to?

"It's an Autobot thing!"
"It's a Cybertron thing!"

Really, his blatant idiocy in thinking that catchphrase is in any way clever will never not be funny to me.
 
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"It's an Autobot thing!"
"It's a Cybertron thing!"

Really, his blatant idiocy in thinking that catchphrase is in any way clever will never not be funny to me.
The Decepticons will probably be directly responsible for the election of President Trump, but Starscream was against that [and thus, his inevitable betrayal of Megatron is seen as a good thing]. Also the Decepticons have an army of pathetic subhumans who happen to all be Texan while the heroic Autobots are joined by black human friends from New York and California.
 
The Decepticons will probably be directly responsible for the election of President Trump, but Starscream was against that [and thus, his inevitable betrayal of Megatron is seen as a good thing]. Also the Decepticons have an army of pathetic subhumans who happen to all be Texan while the heroic Autobots are joined by black human friends from New York and California.
Not that he likes any other Transformers series outside of G1 but Bob would probably hate the series that includes the War for Cybertron video game and the Prime television shows since it included a caste system where Megatron was part of the lower working group and called for an end of it along with Optimus Prime even though Optimus was in a higher caste group.
 
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So Bob decided to reach out to the Transformers fanbase.

Anyone willing to propose the level of 'depth' any idea of his involving a 'Transformers reboot' would get to?
If I had to guess, it would a be lame, pandering attempt at making a crowd-pleasing blockbuster that feels like it was written by a Martian, mixed with political overtones that are questionable at best and utterly reprehensible at worst, meaning we ultimately end up with a movie made for nobody but Bob.
Bob always suggests ideas for reboots...has he ever suggested an original idea?
He's got The Game Overthinker, and...

Umm...

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So Bob decided to reach out to the Transformers fanbase.

Anyone willing to propose the level of 'depth' any idea of his involving a 'Transformers reboot' would get to?
The Cybertronian elites descend from the heavens to tell humanity that they have finally erradicated the lower classes who opressed them and wish to "liberate" Earth in the name of Primus. Any human who accepts their gossip shall be allowed into the glorious interstellar kingdom like new human protagonist, Rob Chapmann. For his brilliant work on Earth's "Progression Camps", Rob gets promoted to being a "Head Master" which means something completely different in this era if you catch my drift. Oh and the Thirteen are there and they all clap. Repent for your crimes against Democrats and CEOs and you too can know eternal bliss or get smited and ressurected only to be smited again!

It will be one of the backwards Shattered Glass realities. You know, the "evil" universes.
 
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"I was gonna have an opinion different from my colleagues, but that would mean being kicked out of The First Church of Anita, so oh well. :c"
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Thanks for the tip. You and Dobson could give each other handjobs in the theater.
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So, he's saying that physical combat is useless in his eyes, but he still enjoys combat sports, and he'll block anyone who points this out to him. The cognitive dissonance is real.
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And here he is talking about PewDiePie again.
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Wait, so PewDiePie saying "nigger" causes Bob and Lindsay Ellis to lose money? Well then...
 
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"I was gonna have an opinion different from my colleagues, but that would mean being kicked out of The First Church of Anita, so oh well. :c"
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Thanks for the tip. You and Dobson could give each other handjobs in the theater.
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So, he's saying that physical combat is useless in his eyes, but he still enjoys combat sports, and he'll block anyone who points this out to him. The cognitive dissonance is real.
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And here he is talking about PewDiePie again.
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Wait, so PewDiePie saying "nigger" causes Bob and Lindsay Ellis to lose money? Well then...

I understand a certain amount of the foolishness that flows from Bob's every pore is due to trying to fit in with people, hence a stupidly slippery phrase like "plausibly damning" over a movie he hasn't seen yet. What I don't understand is why anyone would want to fit in with these people.
 
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"I'm naht a nahtzee!"
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Imagine being so astounded at someone's hypocritical stupidity that you're at a loss for words.
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I understand a certain amount of the foolishness that flows from Bob's every pore is due to trying to fit in with people, hence a stupidly slippery phrase like "plausibly damning" over a movie he hasn't seen yet. What I don't understand is why anyone would want to fit in with these people.
Because when you have no backbone for your beliefs, everyone in your bandwagon of choice comes off as a best friend.
 
I understand a certain amount of the foolishness that flows from Bob's every pore is due to trying to fit in with people, hence a stupidly slippery phrase like "plausibly damning" over a movie he hasn't seen yet. What I don't understand is why anyone would want to fit in with these people.
"Progressives" still have some notable weight in "geek" stuff and journalism to the point that it appears dominate to outsiders instead of an ouroboros of loud losers congratulating themselves. It's easy to pretend to be successful and influential when you can get 30 different fluff pieces about you no matter how detached from reality they are.
 
"I was gonna have an opinion different from my colleagues, but that would mean being kicked out of The First Church of Anita, so oh well. :c"
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Thanks for the tip. You and Dobson could give each other handjobs in the theater.
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So, he's saying that physical combat is useless in his eyes, but he still enjoys combat sports, and he'll block anyone who points this out to him. The cognitive dissonance is real.
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And here he is talking about PewDiePie again.
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Wait, so PewDiePie saying "nigger" causes Bob and Lindsay Ellis to lose money? Well then...

So I take that Bob has never looked into the fact that combat sports such as martial arts were seen more as performance art in most countries that practiced them.

So Bob decided to reach out to the Transformers fanbase.

Anyone willing to propose the level of 'depth' any idea of his involving a 'Transformers reboot' would get to?

I do not want to know what Bob's take on Transformers is. I didn't watch his video on the Motion Picture because I'd probably rage so hard that it would warrant a thread here on the Farms.

This fat fuck wouldn't even know who's gun was used to kill Convoy. (It was Blitzwings) Without looking through old forum posts. If he owns any G1 toy it's probably a cheap reissue released in the early 2000's.
 
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Come on Bob, I thought you didn't believe in isolated countries with borders. Him saying "nigger" is proof we live in a global society!

Also, it's "their". Funny how no one else turns this logic on you to dismiss your arguments.
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I do not want to know what Bob's take on Transformers is. I didn't watch his video on the Motion Picture because I'd probably rage so hard that it would warrant a thread here on the Farms.

This fat fuck wouldn't even know who's gun was used to kill Convoy. (It was Blitzwings) Without looking through old forum posts. If he owns any G1 toy it's probably a cheap reissue released in the early 2000's.
He's trying not to look like a fake fan and talk about Len Wein's death, but it just comes off as weirdly exploitative and trying too hard.
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