Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Come on Bob, I thought you didn't believe in isolated countries with borders. Him saying "nigger" is proof we live in a global society!

Also, it's "their". Funny how no one else turns this logic on you to dismiss your arguments.
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He's trying not to look like a fake fan and talk about Len Wein's death, but it just comes off as weirdly exploitative and trying too hard.
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He literally worked on four scripts for Transformers in almost 35 years in Transformers history. Not a lot to talk about Bob. The only memorable of those was Webworld (not Web World Bob) where Cyclonus tries to get Galvatron cured of his madness.

Oh, and the whole relationship between Blackarachnia and Silverbolt wouldn't happen until in Beast Wars until Bad Spark. Tangle Web just showed that Silverbolt wouldn't attack a woman, not attacking someone doesn't mean a romantic relationship with them. Bad Spark is where Silverbolt says that he sees goodness inside Blackarachnia (doesn't work out too well for him) and also you can see in that episode that she has feelings for Silverbolt she just doesn't understand how to go about them.

I hate people like him who pretend to be fans of shit they don't understand.

 

[Positron]

That's so goddamn boring. Transformers were awesome because they're both cars AND robots, which are like the two biggest things most boys like. No boy would look at a Transformer that turns into a desk drawer and want that. You'd have to be autistic as fuck to think that's a good idea...

Oh wait...

But...but...but don't girls love to play house?! Female empowerment for Superior Future!

Speaking of being superior, acclaimed director Abbas Kiarostami's final film has just been picked up for distribution in the US. Shame Bob won't say a thing about it, seeing how it combines looking smart and cultured, movies and his beloved Moozlemen into one.

He is not an aesthete.

 

[Bob Page]

So, MovieBob's idea of a "Superior Future" as he is concerned may sound like a good idea, but there was a book that depicted the consequences of such a thing in regards to the part about robotics and an AI serving humanity to the point of perpetual apathy. I wonder what was it. It's on the tip of my mind and... Oh yeah, the fucking Butlerian Jihad from Dune.

 

[tehpope]

And here he is talking about PewDiePie again.
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Wait, so PewDiePie saying "nigger" causes Bob and Lindsay Ellis to lose money? Well then...

No Lindsay, your side decided to drag down the value of ads on YT thanks to that NYT report. If you guys didn't try and virtue signal over a fucking joke, the adpocalypse wouldn't have happened the way it did. You dug your own grave.

Everytime I think of giving Lindsay another chance, she goes and says stupid shit.

 

[Foltest]

Come on Bob, I thought you didn't believe in isolated countries with borders. Him saying "nigger" is proof we live in a global society!

Also, it's "their". Funny how no one else turns this logic on you to dismiss your arguments.
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Yes. We have "rude" words for blacks, gypses, arabs and more. We used to call blacks neger, hottentotte and more. It was not seen as a big deal. Arabs and more, we call blatte or svartskalle. Have a hard time to figure out how to translate blatte, but svartskalle means "blackhead". We have more slurs.
The point is, that we can be as hateful as any other nation.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

Question as a newcomer to this thread.

Has Bob "Superior Gentleman" Chipman ever graced this thread with his presence?

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Bob would never in a million years come to a place where people are critical of him and he can't just make some snide "clever" comment and "[click]" them into nothingness.

So no.

 

[Begemot]

Question as a newcomer to this thread.

Has Bob "Superior Gentleman" Chipman ever graced this thread with his presence?

Typically the lolcows that have entered their own threads are political extremists (Vade, mikemikev & ketchup) or schizoids ( Shaner, Autphag & Luke McKee). Bob is just a standard Neo-Liberal ranter, I don't think he's actually noticed us.

 

[NQ 952]

Does bob, the superior gentlemen, only tip his fedora for superior m'ladies?

 

[Foltest]

Does bob, the superior gentlemen, only tip his fedora for superior m'ladies?

not anymore, as he is pissed that "atheists" has taken the fedora from superior human beings such as him.

 

[Emperor Julian]

The Cybertronian elites descend from the heavens to tell humanity that they have finally erradicated the lower classes who opressed them and wish to "liberate" Earth in the name of Primus. Any human who accepts their gossip shall be allowed into the glorious interstellar kingdom like new human protagonist, Rob Chapmann. For his brilliant work on Earth's "Progression Camps", Rob gets promoted to being a "Head Master" which means something completely different in this era if you catch my drift. Oh and the Thirteen are there and they all clap. Repent for your crimes against Democrats and CEOs and you too can know eternal bliss or get smited and ressurected only to be smited again!

It will be one of the backwards Shattered Glass realities. You know, the "evil" universes.

The part which tickles me is current comic fluff has the desperate, enraged and alienated underclass rising against the obligarchic technocracy being the origins of the Decepticons.

I suppose bob will miss the implications that has for his 'superior future'.

 

[The Colonel]

Question as a newcomer to this thread.

Has Bob "Superior Gentleman" Chipman ever graced this thread with his presence?

He'd be too scared to.

 

[Flexo]

But...but...but don't girls love to play house?! Female empowerment for Superior Future!

Given that Lego released girly sets to capture new markets, I'm half surprised Hasboro hasn't considered doing the same thing with transformers. I still have knock off toys of robots turning into rocks and mcdonald's foods so why not an end table? (And I can't help but laugh at the thought of a tea party transforming into robots - who then have a tea party.) Unless you count the shopkins as close enough already.

Look I have a niece that's into that stuff, alright?

 

[Gordon Cole]

Only cultured, superior men like Bob watch new Seth MacFarlane shows.

And watching him try to be smart about film history is like watching a child do the same thing. Trying too hard and surface level at best.

 

[Robot Holocaust]

Bob, you lard riddled moron, Orson Welles did not understand Transformers. He recorded his lines and went home. He was in it for the same reason he was in a lot of bad movies: for the money so he could fund his own projects. He definitely did not intend for it to be his last film.

 

[TheImportantFart]

Bob, you lard riddled moron, Orson Welles did not understand Transformers. He recorded his lines and went home. He was in it for the same reason he was in a lot of bad movies: for the money so he could fund his own projects. He definitely did not intend for it to be his last film.

Here's what Orson Welles actually said about his participation in the film:

You know what I did this morning? I played the voice of a toy. Some terrible robot toys from Japan that changed from one thing to another. The Japanese have funded a full-length animated cartoon about the doings of these toys, which is all bad outer-space stuff. I play a planet. I menace somebody called Something-or-other. Then I'm destroyed. My plan to destroy Whoever-it-is is thwarted and I tear myself apart on the screen.

Bob's catastrophically wrong as usual.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

Bob acts like it's such a feat that Orson Welles knew he was the bad toy robot in a movie about toy robots. This is his idea of an accomplishment. Fucking hell.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Here's what Orson Welles actually said about his participation in the film:


Bob's catastrophically wrong as usual.

Yeah, I never liked the fact that Wells never really bothered to find out who was actually paying him. It was Hasbro's IP at the time and it was they who payed for the movie to be made. He just came off as a guy who just wanted a paycheck. Didn't matter who from.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Only cultured, superior men like Bob watch new Seth MacFarlane shows.
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I mean, it'll probably be better than Discovery, which just announced they based the bad guy Klingons on Trump voters, so...

 

[Mola Ram]

Here's what Orson Welles actually said about his participation in the film:


Bob's catastrophically wrong as usual.

I have appended this very quote to this very thread for some reason I can't remember some months ago. Bob, if you would just stop by, you could enrich yourself. We have so much to teach you.

Also, shocking that Mr. Film Historian has no idea that Welles did Transformers for the same reason he did all those drunken Paul Masson commercials.