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what makes him a lolcow? isn't he just a fat dude who plays video games?
I want to disagree with the consensus, because I think Phil is absolutely amazing. I have never seen a human fuck up like he does: if you look at a situation and think "hmmm, here is the good way to handle this, and here is the bad way to handle this" dsp will always choose a bad way that you never would have considered in a million years. Its beautiful and i never want him to stop, and i want him to go back to doing a cooking show, thank you.
 
I want to disagree with the consensus, because I think Phil is absolutely amazing. I have never seen a human fuck up like he does: if you look at a situation and think "hmmm, here is the good way to handle this, and here is the bad way to handle this" dsp will always choose a bad way that you never would have considered in a million years. Its beautiful and i never want him to stop, and i want him to go back to doing a cooking show, thank you.

You're kind of right actually. Phil is amazing in the sense he's worse at decision making than any of us could try to be.
 
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Woooo look at those sweet views guys!! Why does he continue to be a slave to day 1 views when he would probably benefit from playing anything else?? Clearly this isn't working anymore.
 
I want to disagree with the consensus, because I think Phil is absolutely amazing. I have never seen a human fuck up like he does: if you look at a situation and think "hmmm, here is the good way to handle this, and here is the bad way to handle this" dsp will always choose a bad way that you never would have considered in a million years. Its beautiful and i never want him to stop, and i want him to go back to doing a cooking show, thank you.


He d0es have a talent for fucking up everytime in amazing ways you'd never think off, I'd give him that.
I am still sad he never started that politics channel he talked about a couple of years back, That'd be lovely.
 
It doesn't surprise me at all that Phil is becoming increasingly stressed. Beyond this "notice" which arrived at his door, he no longer has the ability to blame a certain group for every one of his current plights. Instead, he has to frame a deception to himself and everyone else that circumstances of the past are all making his life a living hell in the here and now.
It does not work that way. He is responsible for all of the choices he has made. Nobody forced him to move across the country and rack up hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt. Nobody manipulated him into taking out two business loans as well as a new car loan.
All of the financial burden is Phil's own making. He cannot truthfully blame anyone other than the man staring back at him in the mirror.
 
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Woooo look at those sweet views guys!! Why does he continue to be a slave to day 1 views when he would probably benefit from playing anything else?? Clearly this isn't working anymore.
What the fuck else is he going to do? He's got no fucking marketable talent, no fucking motivation, this is all he knows. E-Begging and being a 'prahfeshonal gaymer dood"
 
Five years ago, Polygon ran this profile on him:

https://www.polygon.com/2012/10/30/3544906/darksydephil-youtube-phil-burnell

2011/2012 was Phil's peak. He has been in decline since.

"I find it funny when this style of humor is now branded as 'crass, dumb, and puerile' because it takes the right kind of person to make it successful," he continues in defense of his product. "Or else why isn't everyone just yelling obscenities over generic videos and 'making it' on YouTube? It's not that simple."

"SHITTY DICKS"
 
Ok so let's make it official then, these are the current theories surrounding DSP's emergency vlahg. I've placed my own opinion about what we know/don't below some of these, you can feel free to edit/update as you wish.

As it's now ~10 pages back and is still a current event I'm reposting the most up to date version of presented theories behind DSP's emergency. Feel free to like/share/edit/support my patreon/sell on the darknet:

What happened:
Phil made an emergency vlahg in which he appeared to be genuinely distressed (people's opinion of whether this is genuine or not vary):

Things we know:
  • Phil's language in his emergency video indicated that he received "notice of" something
  • Phil has denied it is an audit
  • Phil has denied DSP Enterprises
  • Phil's language in this emergency video has been to call what he does "not a business" after years of confidently claiming that what he does is a business.
  • Phil has said that all theories (which excluded PandaLee at the time) were not remotely close
  • Phil claims that he has done nothing wrong and that the issue is pretty much "bullshit"
  • Phil has claimed to be experiencing a large amount of stress due to this issue and specifically mentioned the possibility of losing his house
  • Phil has claimed to experience a large volume of unexpected phone calls/meetings due to this issue and has had to postpone and cancel some streams
  • Phil has made a unique distinction with this 'emergency vlahg' stating that this problem is unable to be fixed by his supporters. On top of claiming to potentially lose his house, this indicates the problem is likely to be a major financial issue.
  • Phil has asked for moral/positive support and although he appreciates tips/cheers/subs/patreon support he is mainly asking for moral support.
Current theories (sponsored by :autism:):
  • Phil issues
    • IRS Audit
      • Unlikely given he has denied it as well as having his taxes signed off by a proper accountant
      • Extremely unlikely that Phil has made repeated statements in the past about avoiding things such as PayPal donation links due to his tax accountant's advice. The least credit I can award to Phil in this scenario is that he seems to be keenly aware of what he can and cannot write off with his taxes.
      • The reddit post that was flying around about a Washington-based YouTuber getting audited is 99.999% not Phil due to the amounts involved. This was most likely Onision's post (who is another internet panhandler who happens to be facing a major IRS audit)
    • DSP Enterprises shenanigans
      • Phil has explicitly denied the existence of DSP Enterprises
      • During the recent hack it was revealed his Comcast account was signed up under the business name "DSP Enterprises"
      • Phil initially denied anything to do with DSP Enterprises, then later claimed that Comcast forced him to come up with a business name on the spot (he says he couldn't leave it empty).
      • There is speculation that Phil fraudulently created DSP Enterprises to get business class internet. In a previous post on this thread, I pointed out the numerous results from Google showing several Comcast Business customers in residential areas.
      • Phil claims to operate as a sole proprietor and pays his taxes quarterly which adds up based upon research.
      • So far, based upon what is known, this seems like a non-issue.
    • Bank recalling loan due to risk factors or some sort of event happening with his debt
      • Certainly possible. Especially since Phil has 2 outstanding house loans and a loan for his car as well as other outstanding credit.
      • It is possible Phil's loan(s) were put through fraudulently by his bank, then another bank purchased them and has asked for documentation to prove his ability to pay his loan. If he cannot provide this, based upon what I've read, the bank can require he repay the loan immediately.
      • He could also be facing this due to nonpayment of homeowner's insurance, nonpayment of HOA dues or because he has failed to maintain the property or somehow reneged on terms he agreed with the bank.
      • BSV shared his opinion on TKOH forums saying its probably an interest rate adjustment which has pushed Phil's debt from manageable to unmanageable.
    • Phil getting evicted due to HOA issues of some form
      • Unknown. Phil lives in a gated community and is pretty much required to keep the HOA happy. The only thing we know is he recently had to powerwash his driveway because the HOA requires it.
      • One presented theory is that Phil has violated rules within his community by running a business within his house. It could be that due to noise complaints or similar the HOA decided to actively investigate the issue.
      • (This previously mentioned Pandalee's business being registered at the house address. It turns out she just had a DBA (doing business as) license which isn't the same as a business license. This makes it an extremely unlikely factor, but keeping it here because of da :autism:)
      • Due to a recent increase in his property value it was theorized that perhaps his fees have increased dramatically making it untenable for him to continue living there.
        • It is unlikely that Phil is having issues paying the current HOA fees given he has lived in the house for 3 years.
    • Phil having issues because of recent Equifax data leaks
      • Unlikely
    • YouTube/Twitch/Patreon/PayPal issues
      • Unlikely. Despite the downturn in YouTube revenue, Phil has a preferential relationship with Twitch and they don't really care to go after him.
      • It is possible that the large sum of money Phil was heavily dependent upon receiving in October has somehow been delayed or withheld due to unknown reasons.
  • Pandalee issues
  • (Note: so far Phil has not engaged with any of the Pandalee issues at all. These have also been put forward on his own official forum by users. He has not responded in any way.)
    • Pandalee claiming palimony
      • This is possible in Washington.
    • Pandalee trying to claim her share of the house/exit the house mortgage
      • This is a real possibility, but we do not know if she was listed on the mortgage.
      • UPDATE: according to some research by someone on this thread she is not listed on the deed for the house. Not sure if that means she couldn't still be a part of the mortgage though.
    • Pandalee is pregnant
      • Although someone claimed that Pandalee said she never wanted kids, things change when people actually get pregnant so this is not beyond the realm of possibility
  • Health related issues
    • Phil having some sort of health issues
      • Unknown. Even though Phil isn't healthy, there is nothing to really suggest something medically related at this stage with any certainty.
    • Phil's parents having some sort of health issues
      • Unknown.
  • "The Perfect Storm" issues
  • One theory is that due to Phil's constantly precarious financial situation a combination of factors have come together which has placed him in an unfortunate position where he is unable to make payment on his dues or is unable to make payment on a major unexpected cost due to how thin his budget is.
  • Wildcard issues
    • EVO has tried to revoke Phil's 2005 4th place rank in Street Fighter Turbo 2 (as documented on wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution_Championship_Series)
    • Gout
    • Sexual harassment lawsuit
    • Libel/slander/defamation lawsuit launched by one of the many thousands of people Phil has attacked on his streams/videos
    • Heavy metal poisoning from consumption of poorly produced batch of V8 energy drinks
    • Physical injury caused by game controller
    • Physical injury caused by CD-ROM being used in an old, unmaintained console causing a CD explosion and leading to major shrapnel damage.
    • Physical injury caused by precarious placements of expensive and useless gaming statues.
    • Physical injury caused by Keurig coffee maker malfunctioning
    • Lasting physical injury caused by Salmonella infection after trying to replicate a Jack Scalfani recipe in order to try and make a prototype menu for his home-cooked Authentic Italian restaurant concept.
    • Loan shark threatening Phil over unpaid debts accrued by overspending on mobile games
    • Major/expensive structural issues to Phil's house caused by his weight
    • Major/expensive mold issues caused by Phil keeping his house messy
    • Extended/immediate family being affected by natural disaster (such as a hurricane) and having to put Phil in a situation where he has to downscale his life in order to help them
    • Nothing
    • Ruse Cruise
      • Phil has done this as an elaborate ruse cruise and then will sit around at a later date to point out how mentally deranged his 'detractors' are for speculating
 
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As it's now ~10 pages back and is still a current event I'm reposting the most up to date version of presented theories behind DSP's emergency. Feel free to like/share/edit/support my patreon/sell on the darknet:

What happened:
Phil made an emergency vlahg in which he appeared to be genuinely distressed (people's opinion of whether this is genuine or not vary):

Things we know:
  • Phil's language in his emergency video indicated that he received "notice of" something
  • Phil has denied it is an audit
  • Phil has denied DSP Enterprises
  • Phil's language in this emergency video has been to call what he does "not a business" after years of confidently claiming that what he does is a business.
  • Phil has said that all theories (which excluded PandaLee at the time) were not remotely close
  • Phil claims that he has done nothing wrong and that the issue is pretty much "bullshit"
  • Phil has claimed to be experiencing a large amount of stress due to this issue and specifically mentioned the possibility of losing his house
  • Phil has claimed to experience a large volume of unexpected phone calls/meetings due to this issue and has had to postpone and cancel some streams
  • Phil has made a unique distinction with this 'emergency vlahg' stating that this problem is unable to be fixed by his supporters. On top of claiming to potentially lose his house, this indicates the problem is likely to be a major financial issue.
  • Phil has asked for moral/positive support and although he appreciates tips/cheers/subs/patreon support he is mainly asking for moral support.
Current theories (sponsored by :autism:):
  • Phil issues
    • IRS Audit
      • Unlikely given he has denied it as well as having his taxes signed off by a proper accountant
      • Extremely unlikely that Phil has made repeated statements in the past about avoiding things such as PayPal donation links due to his tax accountant's advice. The least credit I can award to Phil in this scenario is that he seems to be keenly aware of what he can and cannot write off with his taxes.
      • The reddit post that was flying around about a Washington-based YouTuber getting audited is 99.999% not Phil due to the amounts involved. This was most likely Onision's post (who is another internet panhandler who happens to be facing a major IRS audit)
    • DSP Enterprises shenanigans
      • Phil has explicitly denied the existence of DSP Enterprises
      • During the recent hack it was revealed his Comcast account was signed up under the business name "DSP Enterprises"
      • Phil initially denied anything to do with DSP Enterprises, then later claimed that Comcast forced him to come up with a business name on the spot (he says he couldn't leave it empty).
      • There is speculation that Phil fraudulently created DSP Enterprises to get business class internet. In a previous post on this thread, I pointed out the numerous results from Google showing several Comcast Business customers in residential areas.
      • Phil claims to operate as a sole proprietor and pays his taxes quarterly which adds up based upon research.
      • So far, based upon what is known, this seems like a non-issue.
    • Bank recalling loan due to risk factors or some sort of event happening with his debt
      • Certainly possible. Especially since Phil has 2 outstanding house loans and a loan for his car as well as other outstanding credit.
      • It is possible Phil's loan(s) were put through fraudulently by his bank, then another bank purchased them and has asked for documentation to prove his ability to pay his loan. If he cannot provide this, based upon what I've read, the bank can require he repay the loan immediately.
      • He could also be facing this due to nonpayment of homeowner's insurance, nonpayment of HOA dues or because he has failed to maintain the property or somehow reneged on terms he agreed with the bank.
    • Phil getting evicted due to HOA issues of some form
      • Unknown. Phil lives in a gated community and is pretty much required to keep the HOA happy. The only thing we know is he recently had to powerwash his driveway because the HOA requires it.
      • One presented theory is that Phil has violated rules within his community by running a business within his house. It could be that due to noise complaints or similar the HOA decided to actively investigate the issue.
      • It's important to note that Pandalee's soap business was a legally registered business that used Phil's current address on its documentation.
      • Due to a recent increase in his property value it was theorized that perhaps his fees have increased dramatically making it untenable for him to continue living there.
        • It is unlikely that Phil is having issues paying the current HOA fees given he has lived in the house for 3 years.
    • Phil having issues because of recent Equifax data leaks
      • Unlikely
    • YouTube/Twitch/Patreon/PayPal issues
      • Unlikely. Despite the downturn in YouTube revenue, Phil has a preferential relationship with Twitch and they don't really care to go after him.
      • It is possible that the large sum of money Phil was heavily dependent upon receiving in October has somehow been delayed or withheld due to unknown reasons.
  • Pandalee issues
  • (Note: so far Phil has not engaged with any of the Pandalee issues at all. These have also been put forward on his own official forum by users. He has not responded in any way.)
    • Pandalee claiming palimony
      • This is possible in Washington.
    • Pandalee trying to claim her share of the house/exit the house mortgage
      • This is a real possibility, but we do not know if she was listed on the mortgage.
      • UPDATE: according to some research by someone on this thread she is not listed on the deed for the house. Not sure if that means she couldn't still be a part of the mortgage though.
    • Pandalee is pregnant
      • Although someone claimed that Pandalee said she never wanted kids, things change when people actually get pregnant so this is not beyond the realm of possibility
  • Health related issues
    • Phil having some sort of health issues
      • Unknown. Even though Phil isn't healthy, there is nothing to really suggest something medically related at this stage with any certainty.
    • Phil's parents having some sort of health issues
      • Unknown.
  • "The Perfect Storm" issues
  • One theory is that due to Phil's constantly precarious financial situation a combination of factors have come together which has placed him in an unfortunate position where he is unable to make payment on his dues or is unable to make payment on a major unexpected cost due to how thin his budget is.
  • Wildcard issues
    • EVO has tried to revoke Phil's 2005 4th place rank in Street Fighter Turbo 2 (as documented on wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution_Championship_Series)
    • Gout
    • Sexual harassment lawsuit
    • Libel/slander/defamation lawsuit launched by one of the many thousands of people Phil has attacked on his streams/videos
    • Heavy metal poisoning from consumption of poorly produced batch of V8 energy drinks
    • Physical injury caused by game controller
    • Physical injury caused by CD-ROM being used in an old, unmaintained console causing a CD explosion and leading to major shrapnel damage.
    • Physical injury caused by precarious placements of expensive and useless gaming statues.
    • Physical injury caused by Keurig coffee maker malfunctioning
    • Lasting physical injury caused by Salmonella infection after trying to replicate a Jack Scalfani recipe in order to try and make a prototype for his home-cooked Authentic Italian restaurant concept.
    • Loan shark threatening Phil over unpaid debts accrued by overspending on mobile games
    • Major/expensive structural issues to Phil's house caused by his weight
    • Major/expensive mold issues caused by Phil keeping his house messy
    • Extended/immediate family being affected by natural disaster (such as a hurricane) and having to put Phil in a situation where he has to downscale his life in order to help them
    • Nothing
    • Ruse Cruise
      • Phil has done this as an elaborate ruse cruise and then will sit around at a later date to point out how mentally deranged his 'detractors' are for speculating


I must admit, it's a nice change that he is asking for moral support above all else. Hopefully he gets it.
 
Maybe this is relevant now. I don't know if this was posted here before but according to this site (I don't know if it's actually good) The Black Currant is the only business registered at Phil's address.
Neither Phil nor Leanna have a registered business. They are both sole proprietors which are perfectly allowed as self-employed individuals to deduct business expenses from the taxable income. The significance of DSP saying he doesn't own a business anywhere is 0 to the IRS. It doesn't affect what he's allowed to do.
 
Well Phil is still begging. He's deeply leveraged between two mortgages and some credit card debt, plus some "business loans".
I wish someone would seriously ask the loaf why is it between his 44K followers on twitch, his 25k followers on instagram, and the 184K subscribers on youtube he barely manages $1000 on patreon? Not for nothing but I would think his minimum on partreon woud be $5000, not a whopping max of $844 bucks.
 
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Neither Phil nor Leanna have a registered business. They are both sole proprietors which are perfectly allowed as self-employed individuals to deduct business expenses from the taxable income. The significance of DSP saying he doesn't own a business anywhere is 0 to the IRS. It doesn't affect what he's allowed to do.

There are numerous results on Google indicating "The Black Currant" is a registered business.
There are several possible reasons for this:
  • It's a simple paperwork thing in order to actually get the company name registered for bank accounts etc
  • There is some requirement when making soap or physical products that you have an actual business license
 
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Don't forget he has to babysit those 20-30 videos he uploads a day. Adding them to a playlist plus editing descriptions? I don't know how he manages to do it.
 
There are numerous results on Google indicating "The Black Currant" is a registered business.

It's listed right as a sole proprietorship. It's a DBA (Doing Business As) registration so she can do business under an assumed name. It also costs like 10-20% what an LLC costs.

EDIT: Had to screenshot a display:

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It's listed right as a sole proprietorship. It's a DBA (Doing Business As) registration so she can do business under an assumed name. It also costs like 10-20% what an LLC costs.

EDIT: Had to screenshot a display:

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Ahh thanks for clarifying. I will update the list of :autism: then, because as its registered under Phil's address it may be related (although its pretty unlikely all things considered)
 
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