FB 9/22 - Chris's opinion on Sachumo's CWC documentary

[Shiversblood]

Someone earlier in the thread said that the Slaweel Ryam cosplayer has a pickle... I don't know what's real anymore

Lots of men are transexual in today's world, a lot of people are making the transition. Transexual woman. Becoming a female to shed their former oppressive male ego.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

It's weird how something Chris Chan created has been turned into a sexy cosplay. I hope it frustrates him that she is not knocking on the door of 14 BC

She was designed that way. The trolls wanted to turn someone he hates into someone he wants to masturbate to, to add to his hypocrisy.

 

[MY 405]

She was designed that way. The trolls wanted to turn someone he hates into someone he wants to masturbate to, to add to his hypocrisy.

This. And the fact that he was so bad at drawing her, everyone thought she had a blonde Pixie-cut with devil horns ... it was supposed to be a Viking helmet. Just makes it funnier, somehow.

 

[Silver Octopus]

a full compilation of, recorded video testimonies from all of the people who were actually touched by my work, or by my kindness and efforts

Chris I found the first interview for your compilation!

 

[ISP]

Love "guest"

Missed connection?
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Damn Peter Coffin finally got a new doll huh?

 

[Trilby]

Undertale is autistic in its own right but Chris would not like Undertale because he can't actually force his Sonichu bullshit into the game (no customization) and he would probably shit himself trying to grasp the concept of bullet hell.

Thank goodness!

By the way "I want it That Way" was a song by the Backstreet Boys, not N'Sync

I'm sure Chris can't tell them apart!

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

I cried

The single most important and hilarious point of the entire thing.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

My god, he is capable of self awareness!

I thought the same for a moment:

I heard the old song I sang, that makes me cringe now...

"Oh? Self awareness?"

...in tune

Never mind

 

[Fapcop]

Chris is a famous lolcow, but that's not enough for him, oh no: He wants to be the Tard-Dalai Lama, inspiring people wherever he goes.

The thought that he's never ever inspired anyone in a positive sense* and never will, never even crossed his mind.

MERRYWEATHER, DIN STORE IDIOT! This is why you don't say stuff to Chris like "you're a legend". He's unable to receive positive criticism without blowing up to a Snorlax-sized vessel of unwarranted self-importance.






*(as opposed to "Golly gee, better fill out these job applications! Don't want to end up like CWC!")

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Someone earlier in the thread said that the Slaweel Ryam cosplayer has a pickle... I don't know what's real anymore

She doesn't, it's just that literally any woman associated with Chris will be accused of being trans by someone around here.

 

[The Un-Clit]

She doesn't, it's just that literally any woman associated with Chris will be accused of being trans by someone around here.

Tragi-Chan, take another look at that face, and mentally take the hair out of the picture.

That's a straight up DUDE in that costume.

By the way "I want it That Way" was a song by the Backstreet Boys, not N'Sync

 

[EwaZor]

Is it bad that I've watched the documentary at least 15 times? It's honestly a little concerning.

 

[averagejane]

i just watched the documentary. that upset him??? it was so tame!

 

[nad7155]

Is it bad that I've watched the documentary at least 15 times? It's honestly a little concerning.

I would not be concerned at all.

You watched something you enjoyed over and over again.

I would be concerned if you had a bazillion posts on here.

I am looking at you @AnOminous .

 

[The American Hedgehog]

If he had watched Sonichu 101, his autism would have made it impossible for him to see that the whole thing was a joke.

lol, Chris watched that and liked it.

 

[TheScooper]

lol, Chris watched that and liked it.

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The Ben Saint video is a good segway into the documentary.

 

[Chanchu]

So fatty finally watched it and started to have a revelation until after 2004 when he decided it was too much work to accept what had happened and move forward so he just disregards it as a bad documentary and dislikes it.

 

[CWCchange]

I love how Chris genuinely believes making a documentary about his life should only be based on a few days of questionably valid encounters with "fans" at a fucking My Little Pony convention. It fits fatty and shows how low he has stooped.

 

[Trilby]

lol, Chris watched that and liked it.

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He DID show off that letter/drawing he made for him. I'm sure that's all it took.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris liked the Teacher's Reaction video. Also, he's following @spylobster/Sachumo on Twitter and Patreon.