Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Bob's got a new video where he takes an inordinate amount of time trying to sound smarter than he is, explaining why he's shitting on Batman v. Superman in the first place, and that this is Part 1 of 2.

You know, part of me kinda hopes he does an Amazing Spider-Man Really That Bad given his massive irrational hateboner for both movies. He's already doing Batman V. Superman, so who knows.

 

[Gordon Cole]

*Cough* Faraci *Cough*

You don't matter.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Bob's edgy atheism never fails to make me laugh.

 

[Lensherr]

What were his thoughts on Iron Man 3 since that one seemed to cause mix views with audiences.

I'm pretty sure he defended it and said that its interpretation of the Mandarin was a good idea.

 

[Mola Ram]

Bob's edgy atheism never fails to make me laugh.

It's very funny, but his totally undeserved elitism is even funnier.

 

[neogafrefugeenumber44634]

I'm pretty sure he defended it and said that its interpretation of the Mandarin was a good idea.

A broken clock is right twice a day. No way would the comic depiction of the Mandarian work in a mainstream movie. What they did was cleaver plus they hinted during the movie that they had taken the name of the Mandarian from the leader of the Ten Rings. AIM was just using the Ten Rings name as a cover after all.

 

[Hollow Cost]

A broken clock is right twice a day. No way would the comic depiction of the Mandarian work in a mainstream movie. What they did was cleaver plus they hinted during the movie that they had taken the name of the Mandarian from the leader of the Ten Rings. AIM was just using the Ten Rings name as a cover after all.

I think later depictions in comics were more akin to Christopher Lee &/or Fu Manchu, so it could work using those. I mean, they completely axed normal Nick Fury & did Ultimate Samuel L Jackson Nick Fury, so using different depictions isn't above them

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

I like how he capitalizes things like The Future and The Americans Who Matter, because those are things that you'd see from a terrifying authoritarian regime in some sort of dystopian novel.

And with all his references to the subhumans and the garbage people, he should really just fuck off with the pretense and just admit "I want to purge my political opponents, they are life unworthy of life. For The Future!"

 

[iafiv]

Why is Bob making a really that bad with BvS?Simple answer its still a recent enough movie that people remember so increased odds of them watching it.
One thing that's annoying about Bob in his reviews is his tendency to talk very fast without any pause whatsoever.I'm not saying he should make long pauses but if you compare Bob with other reviewers his speaking style is quite fast.He almost never pauses.Its kind of weird you would think a guy like this who has years in the business would learn in time to change his style to a more measured one.
One last thing it seems Bob hates Cinemasins for reasons.Although i don't really understand why since the guys at Cinemasins are basically just goofing off any normal person would realise that they're not meant to be taken seriously regardless of the tone.Or maybe Bob is so obtuse he doesn't understand a joke unless its obviously a joke?Most likely he hates them because they get a lot more views than any obviously SJW infected reviewer online.

 

[RockVolnutt]

I like how he capitalizes things like The Future and The Americans Who Matter, because those are things that you'd see from a terrifying authoritarian regime in some sort of dystopian novel.

And with all his references to the subhumans and the garbage people, he should really just fuck off with the pretense and just admit "I want to purge my political opponents, they are life unworthy of life. For The Future!"

The Bob has already admitted that the road to the Superior Future will be on the corpses of the Inferior Past. Bigots taking away eugenics from Americans Who Matter is truly a tragedy that prolongs our suffering. Worry not however, every day the numbers in our magnificent Metropolises dwarfs that of the Children of the Wastelands. TRUST THE BOB.

Joking aside, it's amusing how some of Bob's followers are there for his "insightful" political analysis. As insightful as you could consider a self-admitted mentally ill man with anger issues that can't articulate himself outside of sociopathic demands to slaughter large parts of the nation and sucking corporate cock. They've called it "venting his frustrations" though so I imagine they aren't aware that he's legit broken or they give him a pass because he normally spergs about current politically correct targets (outside him thinking poor people need to get in the ovens too).

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

The Bob has already admitted that the road to the Superior Future will be on the corpses of the Inferior Past. Bigots taking away eugenics from Americans Who Matter is truly a tragedy that prolongs our suffering. Worry not however, every day the numbers in our magnificent Metropolises dwarfs that of the Children of the Wastelands. TRUST THE BOB.

Fine I'll write the goddamn novel

 

[cypocryphy]

He doesn't seem to realize that the average working Joe in the northeast who votes Democrat still doesn't like illegal immigrants, open borders, Muslims, trannies etc. Plenty of those guys who went for Hillary don't give a fuck about the Superior Future.

 

[iafiv]

Considering his fans are probably either 12-16 in age or mentally ill themselves its not that amazing they come for his political views.You don't expect much from persons who take Bob seriously.

 

[A Random]

I think later depictions in comics were more akin to Christopher Lee &/or Fu Manchu, so it could work using those. I mean, they completely axed normal Nick Fury & did Ultimate Samuel L Jackson Nick Fury, so using different depictions isn't above them

That was contractual though [apparently he allowed for his likeness in the comics IF he could play Nick Fury in live action], I believe.

 

[The Colonel]

He doesn't seem to realize that the average working Joe in the northeast who votes Democrat still doesn't like illegal immigrants, open borders, Muslims, trannies etc. Plenty of those guys who went for Hillary don't give a fuck about the Superior Future.

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And that's why we have the electoral college.

 

[Mola Ram]

And that's why we have the electoral college.

Bob (and honestly a whole lot of other people) simply refuses to accept or even understand that last year the Electoral College performed one of its primary functions: the prevention of regional Presidencies. Hillary's appeal was so confined to "the people who matter" that if you take away the totals she racked up in two cities alone -- NYC and Los Angeles -- then she loses the popular vote as well as the EC. There's also the point Trump made himself (his massive propensity for bullshit notwithstanding): if he'd been competing for the popular vote, he'd have campaigned very differently. How many Californians or NYC residents didn't turn out because their state's vote was a foregone conclusion? It's especially true in California, where due to their peculiar primary rules there were no Republicans running for the open Senate seat.

Basically, Bob doesn't understand the Electoral College or its function any better than he understands film or video games.

 

[RockVolnutt]

That was contractual though [apparently he allowed for his likeness in the comics IF he could play Nick Fury in live action], I believe.

Spoiler: Sperging about the origin of that

You're right, they made a deal with him that allowed use of his likeness in the Ultimate Marvel comics as long as he got the role in the eventually planned cinematic universe. The MCU was Ike Perlmutter's big idea to save Marvel from bankruptcy as he became CEO after the 90s comic crash. There was a scene in an early issue (#4?) where the team had a not subtle conversation of who they think would play them in a movie. You had:

Nick Fury=Samuel L. Jackson (who they already had on board. "There's no debating that")
Captain America=Brad Pitt
Iron Man=Johnny Depp
Giant-Man/Ant-Man=Matthew McConaughey
Wasp=Lucy Liu (She's Asian there for some reason)

Obviously only one of these actually happened

 

[Emperor Julian]

Johnny depth would have made a terrible Tony stark. Dr strange if anything.

Bob (and honestly a whole lot of other people) simply refuses to accept or even understand that last year the Electoral College performed one of its primary functions: the prevention of regional Presidencies. Hillary's appeal was so confined to "the people who matter" that if you take away the totals she racked up in two cities alone -- NYC and Los Angeles -- then she loses the popular vote as well as the EC. There's also the point Trump made himself (his massive propensity for bullshit notwithstanding): if he'd been competing for the popular vote, he'd have campaigned very differently. How many Californians or NYC residents didn't turn out because their state's vote was a foregone conclusion? It's especially true in California, where due to their peculiar primary rules there were no Republicans running for the open Senate seat.

Basically, Bob doesn't understand the Electoral College or its function any better than he understands film or video games.

It's probably worth noting a Hillaries platform had fuck all to do with bobs superior future. I'm pretty sure most Democrats don't want the working class gassed and would quite like to help them. If anything trump winning was a mercy because it lets him chase windmills for another 4 years.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

Bob would just blame Republicans/Bernie Bros for Hillary failing to deliver on the "promise" of glorious moon wheat. He'd be chasing windmills regardless of the election's outcome.

 

[Mola Ram]

Bob would just blame Republicans/Bernie Bros for Hillary failing to deliver on the "promise" of glorious moon wheat. He'd be chasing windmills regardless of the election's outcome.

I dunno about chasing windmills, he looks way more like Sancho Panza.