Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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"Unprofessional to be mad at Adobe"

lol, since when does fatty work for Adobe?
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I doubt he's checked out the Ultimate Edition, which has filled in stuff missing from the theatrical release.

GoodBadFlicks actually put the director's cut of BvS on his favorite films of the year list. Yet another sign of why he is the anti-Bob. (also, he recently got quoted in a film's wide release marketing material - has any film ever quoted Bob's review of it?)

"Unprofessional to be mad at Adobe"

lol, since when does fatty work for Adobe?
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Bob there is NEVER an excuse for your behavior. THAT'S WHAT WE'RE ALL TRYING TO TELL YOU!
 
GoodBadFlicks actually put the director's cut of BvS on his favorite films of the year list. Yet another sign of why he is the anti-Bob.

I love GBF's reviews. His reviews of old forgotten films are hilarious, and his "Exploring" series that goes in depth on cult classics is very informative. Unlike Bob, he doesn't take himself seriously and doesn't have a terrible BASSTHAN accent.
 
"tired" lol. Yeah, he's so energetic and active....

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Funny, I've been extremely tired from the amount of work I've been putting in with a co-worker that just quit, the holiday rush coming, and starting a new eBay business, but I still manage to wake up every morning at 4am and get my exercise in.

Is it really being tired, Bobby, or is it the beetus?

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I love GBF's reviews. His reviews of old forgotten films are hilarious, and his "Exploring" series that goes in depth on cult classics is very informative. Unlike Bob, he doesn't take himself seriously and doesn't have a terrible BASSTHAN accent.

He's also likable and charming, has gotten married and had a child. (And worked for the escapist.)

To top it all off, he probably has both of his feet also.
 
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Sure is interesting to see the same novel-length rants posted day in and day out from the same guy, huh?
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"It would be all about Tom Brady if he took a knee."

*Makes it all about himself taking a knee.*
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Bob's just as fucked talking about Puerto Rico as Puerto Ricans generally are.
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Because the one most people love came out in the 90s? And retro throwbacks are Wayforward's thing?
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Bob's just as fucked talking about Puerto Rico as Puerto Ricans generally are.
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Because the one most people love came out in the 90s? And retro throwbacks are Wayforward's thing?
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This man considers himself a gamer and doesn't know that retro tyle games have a niche but very profitable (and looks to be an expanding) market and that certain companies make games exclusively for that market? That demastered versions are now a thing either as an option for a game or a separate release?

There are games that have options to put the game in black and white or make it look like it is being played on an old tv. Or even change 16 bit to 8 bit graphics. There are games that look like they could have come out on the NES or SNES. People are tired of triple aaa games that look great but play shallow or stutter on most pc rigs even high end ones. Hence a number of gamers are going back to the old school games.
 
Bob's got a new video where he takes an inordinate amount of time trying to sound smarter than he is, explaining why he's shitting on Batman v. Superman in the first place, and that this is Part 1 of 2.
 
Bob's got a new video where he takes an inordinate amount of time trying to sound smarter than he is, explaining why he's shitting on Batman v. Superman in the first place, and that this is Part 1 of 2.


For fuck's sake let it go, bob. We get it you hate the film. Everyone has said their piece on the matter. We really don't need yours.
 
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