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Does anyone believe Harry Knowles could waddle fast enough to catch a woman to sexually assault?
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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You don't need to waddle fast when you can just trap them in a corner or stand in a doorway so they can't get out.
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oh, hell, maybe he just fell on her. And she felt a poke in an inappropriate place. But damn, with a gut like that, would his free willie truly be free enough to do anything?
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Bob never seems to mention this certain other President who was known to order drone strikes that vaporized lots of "POC's" though....
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I really don't get the obsession with trying to get Trump banned from Twitter.
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Mostly like it's because he can address his supporters directly and bypass the media conglomerates.
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You fuck off with this having a girlfriend business normie REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Remember, if Bob doesn't like you then you don't deserve to so much as live in his eyes, let alone have a social media account.
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"If I've said something an arbitrary amount of time ago, it doesn't count."
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This only happen Bob because you can't keep your big fat mouth shut.
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I think it is a positive that Movie Bob no longer hates the Jews.
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Does that mean random things Trump said won't count 6 years from now?
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Honestly, it wouldn't surprise me if the reason so many film critics are virtue-signaling cucks is because they have some kind of underground sex trafficking thing going on.
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I think it's more he gropes and fondles the poor women assigned to bring him his non stop diet of greesy cheeseburgers.
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Well they are behind all culture and are seen as the elite running the world so Bob is probably really wanting to try and join them.
Oh wait, Wonder Woman is Israeli. He DEFINITELY wants to join them.
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Hang on, this started as a joke but now that I think about it, why isn't he the biggest Zionist ever?
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That's the thing about Bob. His core beliefs - the shit he's thought up on his own and believes makes him an extraordinary pundit and intellect - that's the shit that makes him a lolcow. The other stuff is just parroting things he's picked up that past half decade or so. I'm pretty sure he broadcasts that shit so the howler monkeys don't bring their wrath upon him, should he screw up as all of these idiots inevitably do.
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The thing is, Moviebob literally does not think for himself.
Besides his longstanding high school trauma, every single one of his opinions was spoonfed to him by media or other smug neo-liberals.
Moviebob would completely, seriously believe that the Earth was flat if Hillary Clinton said so.
Besides his longstanding high school trauma, every single one of his opinions was spoonfed to him by media or other smug neo-liberals.
Moviebob would completely, seriously believe that the Earth was flat if Hillary Clinton said so.
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"Discovery's commitment to the franchise's progressive/global roots isn't what makes it "good"..."
lol sure.
lol sure.
Would he call Neil DeGrasse Tyson a subhuman Nazi, or would he not be able to bring himself to criticize a Pee oh See?
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Of course Bobby is not a communist: he believes in winner-takes-all.
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