Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

"Discovery's commitment to the franchise's progressive/global roots isn't what makes it "good"..."

lol sure.
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Would he call Neil DeGrasse Tyson a subhuman Nazi, or would he not be able to bring himself to criticize a Pee oh See?

The new Trek's political silliness is so brazenly on its sleeve that right now I don't trust any reviews of it ... especially Bob's.

 

[Lackadaisy]

Honestly, it wouldn't surprise me if the reason so many film critics are virtue-signaling cucks is because they have some kind of underground sex trafficking thing going on.

I think it's more he gropes and fondles the poor women assigned to bring him his non stop diet of greesy cheeseburgers.

Such baseless libel! Everyone knows that the Footless Fuhrer has not seen his penis in years!

 

[Oh Shit I'm Sorry]

"If I've said something an arbitrary amount of time ago, it doesn't count."
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"Wow who digs up old tweets?" he thinks to himself, before going back to digging up old Trump tweets.

 

[BR55]

"Wow who digs up old tweets?" he thinks to himself, before going back to digging up old Trump tweets.

At this point theres almost certainly a dedicated "Old Trump Tweets/Comments/Et cetera" website for Blue Checkmarks to use.

 

[Flexo]

Hah! I bet Bob knows as much about the "sad puppy future" as he does about Gamergate.

Given that the puppies' whole schtick was "story first" maybe STD stops every five minutes to give lectures about how we should have voted for Hilary. Would explain his worship of it.

 

[Gordon Cole]

...The other foot's getting amputated too?

 

[Mola Ram]

...The other foot's getting amputated too?
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His dick get stuck in his old NES again?

 

[Water-T]

Bob got a little too "frisky" during his Mario "roleplay", and popped his inflatable Bowser sex doll.

 

[A Random]

Such baseless libel! Everyone knows that the Footless Fuhrer has not seen his penis in years!

They're talking about the fat guy accused of sexual assault, not Blob.

 

[Hollow Cost]

...The other foot's getting amputated too?
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another grandparent died and he's probably gotta install a new air conditioner

 

[Gordon Cole]

Bob really is smarter than everyone else. (Read bottom-to-top)

 

[Hollow Cost]

Bob really is smarter than everyone else. (Read bottom-to-top)
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Double Sized? could he be achieving self awareness?

 

[Oh Shit I'm Sorry]

Bob really is smarter than everyone else. (Read bottom-to-top)
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Oh thank God, no one's ever talked about how fucking bad Batman vs Superman is before. It's so nice to see Blob breaking new ground

Spoiler

with every step he takes

 

[TheImportantFart]

Double Sized? could he be achieving self awareness?

Nah.

It'd have to be quintuple-sized to accurately reflect Bob's weight.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

Bob really is smarter than everyone else. (Read bottom-to-top)
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Wow dead horse is dead. It seems bob can't let bygones be bygones. I find it ironic that his video keeps shitting on him.

Even fate is tired of hearing this guy spew the same tired bullshit.

 

[Clay Claymore]

Bob really is smarter than everyone else. (Read bottom-to-top)
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Seriously? Okay, we get it. People hated Batman v. Superman. You're literally the only person who still cares that the movie still exists.

If he can't even get over the movie one year after its release, then damn November going to be one heck of a month for him.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

Seriously? Okay, we get it. People hated Batman v. Superman. You're literally the only person who still cares that the movie still exists.

If he can't even get over the movie one year after its release, then damn November going to be one heck of a month for him.

For him, and everyone that doesn't tolerate his condescending attitude since it is documented he goes to these films with a bias. A annoying one at that.

 

[BR55]

Speaking of capeshit. Assuming the MCU ends after Avengers 4, what is Bob gonna do with himself after that.? Marvel is his second/third great love, its ranking being dependent on when his HRC obsession started,. One thing is for sure. Bob will make it a goddamn event. I can see it now. MovieBobs MCU retrospective. Really That Good "Marvels Captain Iron Thor: The Winter Infinity Civil War 2. In Bob We Trust "Why the MCU singlehandedly led to a renaissance in American filmmaking". There is nothing sadder than a fat manbaby having to say goodbye to his autistic obsession.

 

[The Nothingness]

Seriously? Okay, we get it. People hated Batman v. Superman. You're literally the only person who still cares that the movie still exists.

If he can't even get over the movie one year after its release, then damn November going to be one heck of a month for him.

I doubt he's checked out the Ultimate Edition, which has filled in stuff missing from the theatrical release.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Speaking of capeshit. Assuming the MCU ends after Avengers 4, what is Bob gonna do with himself after that.? Marvel is his second/third great love, its ranking being dependent on when his HRC obsession started,. One thing is for sure. Bob will make it a goddamn event. I can see it now. MovieBobs MCU retrospective. Really That Good "Marvels Captain Iron Thor: The Winter Infinity Civil War 2. In Bob We Trust "Why the MCU singlehandedly led to a renaissance in American filmmaking". There is nothing sadder than a fat manbaby having to say goodbye to his autistic obsession.

He'll likely not move on and still be going on about it if we're being realistic. If you want the cynical answer, he'll move on to whatever the new fad is assuming it can be bastardized in his head for glorifying his master race. The optimistic answer is Bob having an existential crisis realizing how empty his life is leading to him discovering the source code of reality and fading away as his mind struggles to comprehend that he was never real to begin with.