Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Skelter Helter]

What's the joke that Bob finds oh so hilarious?

There is no joke. The Blob is recasting Marvel's unintentionally hilarious attempt at pandering to feminists as some kind of commentary about how ridiculous it would be to deal with gender via superhero battles.

In other words, he's saying that Marvel was just pretending to be retarded.

 

[UglyOldJafar]

There is no joke. The Blob is recasting Marvel's unintentionally hilarious attempt at pandering to feminists as some kind of commentary about how ridiculous it would be to deal with gender via superhero battles.

In other words, he's saying that Marvel was just pretending to be exceptional.

Shows just how very little he has actually ever read the comics himself.

 

[Gordon Cole]

So, are you gonna buy merch in solidarity, or are you too good for basketball and football jerseys? *Daily Struggle.jpg"

What does he have against Bradley Cooper now?

Or, you know, they could play the LEGO Star Wars games. But since it's vidya that doesn't have Mario, it's a no go.

Does this motherfucker seriously not remember Toys with Robin Williams having this exact same storyline? And that it went over like a lead balloon back then?

 

[The Nothingness]

What does he have against Bradley Cooper now?

It might be because Bradley Cooper was in American Sniper

 

[Mola Ram]

It might be because Bradley Cooper was in American Sniper?

Also thin, attractive.

 

[Foltest]

Also thin, attractive.

good actor. has charisma. Hair.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I know we say that if Bob focused less on politics and more on obscure 80s/90s pop culture, he'd be tolerable. But he kind of sounds like a robot here.

It's terrible and needlessly political, of course it'd be your pitch.

good actor. has charisma. Hair.

Can at least make movies that aren't hateful screeds against people he doesn't like.

 

[The Colonel]

Also thin, attractive.

Successful.

 

[Flexo]

Communism's fairly neutral philosophy, "good" or "bad" dependent on execution

I guess based on the execution then, Hilary's campaign was pretty bad then, huh Bob?

And why don't you just go ahead and pitch them a Lego Overthinker? We know you're dying to.

Well, Lego did release a stop motion video camera so you could actually do it yourself, but that would involve work.

 

[Florence]

Successful.

Has both feet.

 

[The Valeyard]

Or, you know, they could play the LEGO Star Wars games. But since it's vidya that doesn't have Mario, it's a no go.
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A LEGO Star Wars feature film is more likely be based on the animated series LEGO Star Wars: The Freemaker Adventures, but since Bob didn't know about Ninjago until The LEGO Ninjago Movie I doubt that he's aware of it's existence.

 

[UglyOldJafar]

A LEGO Star Wars feature film is more likely be based on the animated series LEGO Star Wars: The Freemaker Adventures, but since Bob didn't know about Ninjago until The LEGO Ninjago Movie I doubt that he's aware of it's existence.

There will never be a Lego Star Wars movie, because while Lego has marketing rights to build Star Wars models, the movie rights seem to be with Warner Bros exclusively at the moment.
And i am aware of the Millenium Falcon having an appearance in the Lego Movie back when it came out, but lets be frank here:
With Warner Bros making the most dough out of the Lego movies in term of animated features, does anyone think they will make a deal with Disney to make one Star Wars Lego movie?

 

[Lackadaisy]

Sometimes I get a bit peeved by Bob ranting and raving that me and my loved ones are inferior, barely humam beings and that we should all be cleansed for the glory of the superior future, but then I remember what happened to the last guy who spouted shit like that and I feel a little bit better.

 

[BR55]

I was thinking over Bobs whole "half of America is useless" spiel again, when it hit Me. We've had Bob all wrong the whole time. He's not really a Technocrat... He's more of a "Culturecrat ". Stick with Me here. Remember Bob's "Half of America produces Culture and Art..." spiel. We should have taken that statement quite literally. Bob doesn't champion California because it has Silicon Valley... He champions it because it has Hollywood. He doesn't adore NYC and the Northeast because of Wall Street, the Ivy League or it's rich history... He loves it because of it's status as a cultural center. He doesn't think New York and California are superior to Obsolete America because of commerce and innovation. He thinks they are superior because of the culture. It doesn't matter that Obsolete America produces so many vital commodities. Because Superior America produces "Culture." Does he still appreciate Superior America because of things like Silicon Valley and Wall Street? Yes. Is he still a Technocrat? Yes. But ask him which he would save. Hollywood or Silicon Valley and the answer is obvious. If you don't believe Me, I assure you. His priority's are absolutely that fucked.

 

[The Nothingness]

Switch the physical appearance of the two characters and you an accurate portrayal of Bob.

 

[Dr. Dik]

Where do you guys think the genetic aspects of Bob's Superior Future come from? Did he come up with it on his own or did he get it from some pop culture thing? The stuff about "Superior Societal Evolution" or whatever.

Magneto calls mutants superior because they are more evolved than humanity. I think he got it from him, considering he's one of the dipshits that think he's completely in the right.

 

[NSA]

Magneto calls mutants superior because they are more evolved than humanity. I think he got it from him, considering he's one of the dipshits that think he's completely in the right.

Bob thinks the weak should fear the strong.

Bob thinks the wise should cull the imbiciles.

Bob, I have some bad news...

 

[AnOminous]

There is no joke. The Blob is recasting Marvel's unintentionally hilarious attempt at pandering to feminists as some kind of commentary about how ridiculous it would be to deal with gender via superhero battles.

In other words, he's saying that Marvel was just pretending to be exceptional.

Even Bob realizes this nu-Marvel capeshit is utter trash, but he feels compelled to make excuses for it.

I guess based on the execution then, Hilary's campaign was pretty bad then, huh Bob?

If Hillary's so smart, how come she's not President?

 

[Gordon Cole]

Sorry for the wait, saw a Broadway play and chilled in the city with my girlfriend, two things Bob can't or seemingly won't do.

If that's the case, they'll shit their pants when they find out about this page.

"Coming forward about this takes guts."
Didn't you help shut down the allegations behind a man whose name rhymes with Shmevin Shmraci?

 

[Oh Shit I'm Sorry]

"Coming forward about this takes guts."
Didn't you help shut down the allegations behind a man whose name rhymes with Shmevin Shmraci?
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So on top of his scam Kickstarter the fat repulsive fuck also sexually assaults women. Somehow that doesn't surprise me. Fucking Christ, just look at the guy. Funny thing is it's almost the 1 year anniversary of Faraci's public outing too.

Presumably whatever slim chance Drafthouse had of coming back after the Faraci incident a couple weeks ago is completely gone now.