Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Jerry_ smith56 said:
Richard Pryor, George Carlin, Kevin Hart, Jerry Seinfeld and Louis C.K. What fucking comics has he been watching if he thinks that Mel Brooks is the last good one.
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Only three of those you named are still alive besides Mel.

Gallagher went nuts. Most of the comedians today have gone pc so their work is utter shite. Even Jon Stewart or Jerry Seinfeld cannot do a comedy routine on a non conservative campus because the safe space people would chase him off.
 
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RockVolnutt said:
I know he's sheltered but It's humorous how he thinks being against political correctness is a "white" thing.
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Because apparently in Bob's mind that Political Correctness equates to worshiping POCS, women, homosexuals, trannies, and muslims which are sacred cows in the Social Justice Church and any humor against them is heresy.
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
Someone should teach you the difference between "your" and "you're".
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"Misdemeanor like illegal immigration"
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It doesn't have a special police force because it's a "misdemeanor," it does because it's a fucking FEDERAL law. Fat fucking moron. State cops couldn't enforce it. And the FBI has its own work to do.

(If we're going to get rid of any federal police agency, the one to nuke would be the clusterfuck that is the BATF, but that's a tangent.)
 
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Mola Ram said:
*cut bitching about "sad whitebros"*

YOU ARE THE FATTEST, WHITEST, WHITEBREAD FATSO I HAVE EVER FUCKING SEEN, YOU BOSTON SHIT PILE.
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There are two types of male SJWs.
The Chris Evans type. Wealthy Famous Successful. Pure virtue signaling. Maybe some genuine belief depending on the person. Self confident and assured in their superiority over the Deplorable's
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The Movie Bob type. The Andrew Dobson type. The exact opposite of the Chris Evans type in every way. I have always found these guys fascinating. Most of all their whole hearted self loathing and complete lack of self respect. These two traits combined drive them to prostrate themselves before an ideology that will only ever view them as "one of the good ones". Our dearest Blobby is merely the largest in a long sad line of cucks.
 
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BR55 said:
There are two types of male SJWs.
The Chris Evans type. Wealthy Famous Successful. Pure virtue signaling. Maybe some genuine belief depending on the person. Self confident and assured in their superiority over the Deplorable's
...and then theres the second type.
The Movie Bob type. The Andrew Dobson type. The exact opposite of the Chris Evans type in every way. I have always found these guys fascinating. Most of all their whole hearted self loathing and complete lack of self respect. These two traits combined drive them to prostrate themselves before an ideology that will only ever view them as "one of the good ones". Our dearest Blobby is merely the largest in a long sad line of cucks.
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100% agree, except for the word "cuck," which implied that at some point a woman wanted to fuck him in the first place.
 
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BR55 said:
There are two types of male SJWs.
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The Movie Bob type. The Andrew Dobson type. The exact opposite of the Chris Evans type in every way. I have always found these guys fascinating. Most of all their whole hearted self loathing and complete lack of self respect. These two traits combined drive them to prostrate themselves before an ideology that will only ever view them as "one of the good ones". Our dearest Blobby is merely the largest in a long sad line of cucks.
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They are that kid that is super fat, ugly and terrible at everything but feels the need to constantly try to one-up everyone.

The "My dad is a rocket scientist and can also beat up your dad" kid (who has no dad).

And this kid is now 40 years old and makes YouTube videos that get thousands of views.
 
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That news broke yesterday, you simple-minded fuck.
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Yep, no projection here. Bob totally isn't a 70mm IMAX machine right now.
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Would Bob be a tastier meal than the Nazi?
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Yeah, shame on Geek.com for giving Bob Chipman a platform!
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So, you think you're better than me?
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CervixHammer said:
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Useless Fat Fuck said "Half the States Have Basically No One Actually Living In Them, No Meaningful Reason To Exist In Their Current Form And Typically Run By Dipshits.

wow, Bob, wow.
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Rant mode engaged. Go Fuck Yourself Bob. But first let Me educate your Masshole ass. Kansas, Nebraska, Iowa, Ohio, Wisconsin and all the Farming States exist to make food for your precious California, New York and Massachusetts. Arizona exists to make copper wiring so your house has electricity. Texas makes so much stuff I couldn't even list all of it. Speaking of Texas it along with states like Montana and Wyoming exist to make beef for the Big Macs you shove down your bloated gullet. West Virginia, Kentucky, along with Virginia, to a lesser extent, make coal for electricity. Virginia has ports and shipbuilding. Charlotte, North Carolina is the third largest banking center in America behind only San Francisco and NYC. Factories in the industrial Midwest. Oil from Alaska, the Dakotas, Texas, Shale oil from Pennsylvania. The list is fucking endless. Wait, whats that? You meant they don't make "Culture". Well actually there is whole lot of "Culture in those useless States too! Granted it couldn't possibly compete with California's Marvel Capeshit and once a year Star Wars but its there! Why don't go meet some people from them, in real life I might add, and ask them. I'm sure they will happy to tell you all about it once they get done knocking your teeth out. "Run by dipshits? Because California, New York and Illinois are just well oiled machines of governance. By the way "No one actually living in them"? Yeah, because Sates like Texas, Florida, North Carolina, Ohio, Pennsylvania and Michigan are just such small fry. Rant over.:alog:
 
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