Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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What gets me is that Bob is so goddamn unlikeable

He literally comes across like he's trying to be as smug and abrasive as he possibly can, it's exhausting

See that's the thing innit? Even during the time he was on the Escapist he was always the hardest to watch. Like even when I was bored in those days there are a lot if videos I'd just pass on him, because he's such a smug cocksucker.
 
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"Tracy Flick isn't the villain in Election."
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And a cow crossover with Tony Goldmark.
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So, you want four more years of Trump?
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Just shut the fuck up about how elitism's a good thing, Bob.
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Bob is smrt.
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"I can wahtch a good movie, and mahstabait with no guilt!"
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Seeing how white knighting for Anita, Zoe and Hillary all failed to get him some strange, he's moving on to Lindsay Ellis.
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Do any New York Kiwis wanna meet up in the city just to harpoon Moby Dick here?
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And will we get Brick by Brick: Escape 2 Africa?
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Do any New York Kiwis wanna meet up in the city just to harpoon Moby Dick here?

From Hell's heart, I stab at thee. For Hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.

EDIT: For bonus points, I could lure him to this really obscure Herman Melville plaque I found downtown.
 
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I can only think of one moment I liked Bob. His first video after Trump won opens with his head down, then looking at the camera, giving kind of a crooked smile, then laughing ruefully. "Well ... that happened," he then says. And believe it or not, it came across as so genuine, so unaffected, so measured compared to other Trumpocalypse reactions (just check out Tony Goldmark's if you want to see a potential serial killer in action) that I had to laugh a little. But that's literally the only moment like that I can recollect. It's like he devotes a huge effort to being an asshole. I just can't figure out why he would want to do that. There are lots of plausible reasons -- his obvious and massive sense of insecurity is the obvious favorite -- but who knows for sure?

I know the term is a bit of a buzzword at this point, but I think it's all about virtue signaling with these people. the more you show your (dwindling) audience how much of a #wokebae you are, the more social capital you have to throw around with the other verified lefty journo """"""culture critics"""""" on Jack's little island of misfit toys. it's pathetic, honestly
 
Someone should teach you the difference between "your" and "you're".
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"Misdemeanor like illegal immigration"

Just when I thought he can't get dumber, he goes ahead and proves me wrong.
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Can California go too?

Judging by all the seismic activity around the Pacific Rim in the past few weeks, Mother Nature may be looking to deal with that all on her own. Has anyone noticed that California's electoral divide lies perfectly along the major geological fault lines? When the big one hits it will be Trump voters with brand new beachfront property as far as the eye can see. Maybe Lex Luther was a genius after all?
 
Judging by all the seismic activity around the Pacific Rim in the past few weeks, Mother Nature may be looking to deal with that all on her own. Has anyone noticed that California's electoral divide lies perfectly along the major geological fault lines? When the big one hits it will be Trump voters with brand new beachfront property as far as the eye can see. Maybe Lex Luther was a genius after all?
So what you're saying is that now is the perfect time to buy a house on beautiful, soon to be, Arizona Bay!
 
So, Bob puts his two cents in on Mel Brooks.
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He deleted these tweets because he still wants to ignore people who make typos.
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No, now they throw shit fits over ice cream and comic books. Are they really that better?
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