Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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Bob is so fat, his blood type is Ragu.
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Who the hell are you talking to?
I wish tragedies in Latin countries can stop happening, only if Bob can stop running messages through Google Translate.
And lastly, the racial dynamics of Ninjago. Fucking sure.
I wish tragedies in Latin countries can stop happening, only if Bob can stop running messages through Google Translate.
And lastly, the racial dynamics of Ninjago. Fucking sure.
Kyria the Great
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Well it should be noted that with the last one that it is literally just a fucking kids toy that doesn't put too much thought into it much like the original Transformers because toys. Also, the film is rather middling at the moment at around a 55% so I can't wait to see what Blobbo has to say.
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The government is already mobilized to help Puerto Rico. FEMA is on top of it and Trump is already planning his visit.
I swear to Christ I think he posted this just to show off he knows PR is part of the United States.
Kyria the Great
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If only to subjugate them as "The Superior Future" dictates in Bob's mind.
Clay Claymore
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I like how the new episode of South Park ended on the note that "people should put the phone down." Even though it was directed towards Trump, I feel as if that could apply to some...other individuals.
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Just taking a look at the last ten or so videos from his channel (not including the Geek.com reviews), Bob has a total view count of 457k, which average to around 45.7k views per video. Of those last ten videos, the most watched was his Really That Good video on the Transformers movie, totaling around 102k views, while his least viewed was an announcement video at 9.8k views.
As for the Geek.com reviews, we'll look at the last ten videos to get an average. He's got ten videos reviewing different movies and television shows, totaling 445k views between the ten videos, for an average of 44.5k. The most viewed is his review of It at 70k and the least viewed is his review of Kingsman: The Golden Circle, which I expect to rise to the average for his Geek.com videos.
So, to sum it up, Bob's last ten videos from both his personal channel and from Geek.com have a combined total of 902k views, averaging to 451k views on the last ten videos that he posted between the channels.
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Lensherr
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So who wants to bet he'll completely ignore Trump being vindicated in regards to Obama wiretapping him?
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Okay, it's still cringey and pandering, what's your point?
Between this and shittalking Teen Titans Go!, is Bob a cartoon sperg as well?
Oh my God, shut the fuck up, Bob.
Bob can't judge someone for having C.T.E. when he's the mental mess he is.
Between this and shittalking Teen Titans Go!, is Bob a cartoon sperg as well?
Oh my God, shut the fuck up, Bob.
Bob can't judge someone for having C.T.E. when he's the mental mess he is.
Well, he said something to the effect of "That's naht what that means!" Kind of like how he defended CNN during the blackmail controversy.
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What gets me is that Bob is so goddamn unlikeable
He literally comes across like he's trying to be as smug and abrasive as he possibly can, it's exhausting
He literally comes across like he's trying to be as smug and abrasive as he possibly can, it's exhausting
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Bob is so fat, he pees gravy.
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lol @ the "better approach to depicting Asian countries"...because Bob's totally been all over Asia and knows the ins and outs of every culture.
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I can only think of one moment I liked Bob. His first video after Trump won opens with his head down, then looking at the camera, giving kind of a crooked smile, then laughing ruefully. "Well ... that happened," he then says. And believe it or not, it came across as so genuine, so unaffected, so measured compared to other Trumpocalypse reactions (just check out Tony Goldmark's if you want to see a potential serial killer in action) that I had to laugh a little. But that's literally the only moment like that I can recollect. It's like he devotes a huge effort to being an asshole. I just can't figure out why he would want to do that. There are lots of plausible reasons -- his obvious and massive sense of insecurity is the obvious favorite -- but who knows for sure?
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Keep in mind this is the same guy who wanted to essentially "white"wash Akira and make it BLM the movie.
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Saw both trailers. Isle of Dogs is set in an imaginary Japan with a lot of clichéd Japanese cultural symbols. Nothing wrong with that to a normal person, but it will not pass the SJW test.
Peter Rabbit is really really bad. I agree with Bobby for once. Sony, fuck you.
Peter Rabbit is really really bad. I agree with Bobby for once. Sony, fuck you.
Clay Claymore
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Yes. Yes he is. I haven't run into anyone who shittalks TTG and wasn't a complete sperg...
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Kyria the Great
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Well his damn attitude and having any degree of fandom makes me wonder if humanity is stupid as fuck to allow such a man to thrive in entertainment in an capacity.
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